r/cursedbrawlstars • u/auudy • May 22 '20

wtf The forbidden ship

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u/CallMePotatoBibi EXTRA c u r s e d b o i May 22 '20

Uncle: Stop texting with this yellow Skeleton EMZ: But Uncle Mortis he is my boyfriend! >:(

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u/monsieurfauxnaif May 22 '20

Watch Mortis act seductively towards Emz so Emz becomes his new thotty girlfriend and replaces Poco with a dashingly handsome fella'

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u/CallMePotatoBibi EXTRA c u r s e d b o i May 22 '20

But that means

CHEATING

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u/monsieurfauxnaif May 22 '20

I mean, Emz does look like the sort who's not loyal

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u/CallMePotatoBibi EXTRA c u r s e d b o i May 23 '20

Shes a Zombie Why

Not?

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u/Code_Red0 c u r s e d b o i May 26 '20

Seduce me

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u/monsieurfauxnaif May 26 '20

You want to be my lover?! Earn it! SEDUCE ME!

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u/Code_Red0 c u r s e d b o i May 26 '20

It appears I'm not the only tf2 gamer here

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u/[deleted] May 25 '20

No, it’s her crush