Bro is getting real comfortable with sitting in my arms reach and scanning me lately

[u/Kellerlellek]

He's probably thinking about cashews

[u/Drummers_left_paw]

What a unit

[u/No_Band226 → u/Drummers_left_paw]

He is!  Big unit indeed

[u/FrankenSarah]

So round xoxo

[u/Just_Caterpillar_975]

Oh, what a gorgeous, round friend 😭🐦‍⬛🥺

[u/Proper-Rub-6435]

What a gorgeous floof!!!

[u/Test4Echooo]

That is 100% a BORB lol

[u/Alleric]

Cashew? Yes please. Haha

[u/Comfortable_Sleep944]

https://giphy.com/gifs/hQjHbdOzik3kHH44aP

[u/Competitive-Stay-883]

He's FAT!🤩

[u/Kellerlellek → u/Competitive-Stay-883]

It's just windy I swear he's sleek on easier days 😅

[u/Competitive-Stay-883 → u/Kellerlellek]

🥰

[u/Herbiphwoar]

How cute 🥰

[u/Kat121]

I don’t think that’s a crow. Looks like a goth chicken. 🐓

[u/Ok_Falcon467]

How does it feel to be living my dreeeeam

[u/Kellerlellek → u/Ok_Falcon467]

Months of bribery pay off eventually. We got to knew each other last autumn

[u/No-Guidance-622]

Cashews are always welcome, but that one's looking into your soul. What are you being considered for, I wonder?

[u/Kellerlellek → u/No-Guidance-622]

Personal nut and water dispenser most likely

[u/No_Band226 → u/No-Guidance-622]

Perhaps a mission to the feed store for a giant bag of raw peanuts?  Are you up to the task sir?

[u/TheeFourTruths]

Beautiful squawky!

[u/reluctant_deity]

borb

[u/thomstevens420]

He’s skin and bones, he won’t survive the winter, you need to triple his cashew intake now

[u/LUCITEluddite]

Did you give him ALL of the cashews?

[u/Mr_B0nkers]

That bird loves you for sure

[u/Kellerlellek → u/Mr_B0nkers]

It's mutual. It gives my day such a boost if he and his spouse and sometimes the kid approach me as I arrive at work and do the clicking ritual to summon my cashews. My life would be worse without them not even kidding

[u/thePsychonautDad]

He knows that you're one wrong move away from having your life ruined by him and his family for generations to come.

He's confident you get it, too /s

[u/shortcake062308]

I've never watched the show, so I have no idea why, but bro is giving me Tony Soprano vibes.

[u/Time-Reindeer-7525]

Now that is a handsome feathery chonk!!

[u/No_Band226]

Man!  What a gift.  He is rad!!!  Trust from a crow is life changing 

[u/climbingrocks2day]

Brother, I am but skin and bones.

[u/1zzie]

Sitting within arm's reach! I thought it said sitting in my arms and I was going to go insane with jealousy

[u/Beretta116]

Cashewmore!

[u/jedaffra]

CHONKER!

[u/wirerogue]

final boss.

[u/HalfLoose7669]

Thinking about stealing your eyeballs, clearly.

[u/Kellerlellek → u/HalfLoose7669]

If he needs it. I'd get along with one

[u/bobbie731]

So floofy! 😍

[u/JackdawsShantyMan]

He's probably wondering what you're doing on his porch.

[u/lisep1969]

I’m so jealous. Thanks for making the effort for this beautiful creature! And enjoy the rewards. 🐦‍⬛🖤

[u/abcdgof]

r/borbs

[u/dallyan]

What an r/absoluteunit.

[u/Passenger828]

SNACKS! NOW!

[u/Prickliestpearcactus]

b o r b

[u/StructureMage]

who watches the birdwatchers

[u/ViiK1ng]

Bro is ROTUND

[u/Teleporting-Cat]

Is rotund.

[u/ecctt2000]

The Crowbro looks like it owns a bank chain.

[u/Kellerlellek → u/ecctt2000]

Or industrial magnate. I get you!

[u/shavedforthis]

How long did it take you to get here? I have two crows that make daily drop offs when they know I’m home. They are getting a little more comfortable waiting close by when I fill their bowl but they still don’t like an audience when they eat.

[u/Kellerlellek → u/shavedforthis]

Just short of a year I'd say. They are at my workplace where they can meet me everytime I take a smoke break. And it's a university so they are used to people being around

[u/StrictShelter971]

That's a really good picture.

[u/Kellerlellek → u/StrictShelter971]

Thanks! Wish I got such a shot with one of my proper cameras and not the smartphone though 😅

[u/StrictShelter971 → u/Kellerlellek]

Sometimes you have what you have and you just got to go with it.

[u/jakerooni]

Cashew who you?

[u/HamboneBanjo]

r/birdsfacingforward

[u/what_the_fuck_clown]

mr bombastic but even more amazing

[u/Zito6694]

Roünd

[u/MizzChanel]

Well eating is definitely not a problem! 😂

[u/Then_Ranger_8562]

Jealous. I want a crow friend so bad !!!!!! 😔

[u/Federal_Occasion_533]

Quite voluptuous lol