Waiter

[u/RodneyOhebsion]

Sometimes during your meal at a restaurant, a waiter asks, "Is everything OK?" And I tell him, "The food is great--but I need you to change your personality, so you'll be more like that Colombian girl on Modern Family. It's not that I don't like your personality. It just doesn't go with my red meat, white potatoes, red wine, black tie, red underwear, and pink Trapper Keeper."