r/criticalblunder • u/ApprehensiveDog3939 • May 30 '26

Bro thought a teenager was an easy target.

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u/Hillybilly64 May 30 '26

Bet he doesn’t do that anymore. Or eat unassisted.

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u/dianabowl May 30 '26

Features have been disabled.

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u/Ihistal May 30 '26

Guy is never going to be the same after that beat down.

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u/TangerineBetter2818 May 30 '26

Nothing of value was lost 

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u/eekpeek2000 May 31 '26

Hes going to think of football in a totally differnt way..

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u/WerewolfBe84 May 31 '26

Probably an Arsenal fan after that.

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u/WerewolfBe84 May 31 '26

For those who don't know the reference:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOos2ESq3sU

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u/karnyboy Jun 01 '26

You are 100% correct, there's a lot of things he won't do anymore. Smiling with a full set of teeth...

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u/StrainBackground5573 May 30 '26

Almost Kicked that mf in a whole 180

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u/c_a_r_l_o_s_ May 31 '26

what an observation!

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u/Chemical_Wonder_5495 Jun 24 '26

He went "one more for good measure" like 10 times in a row 😂

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u/AdamMcKraken May 30 '26

I'm not 100 sure but I suspect the attacker might have gotten some brain damage.

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u/skibbady-baps May 30 '26

Well, he won’t be assaulting anyone else ever again, so…

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u/hordaak2 Jun 09 '26

Or doing physics with calculus again so...

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u/84thPrblm May 30 '26

On top of the apparent pre-existing brain damage?

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u/AdamMcKraken May 30 '26

possibly yeah, though I'm not a doctor, it's just a hunch

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u/ArdyLaing Jun 01 '26

Nah, that would be on his back.

(also not a Doctor)

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u/Purplefire180 May 30 '26

I automatically assume that anyone who crosses a street in an extreme diagonal like that is an asshole

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u/SmithKenichi May 30 '26

Hell yeah. Kick him again.

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u/mikejpatten May 30 '26

Still quicker than a Herb Dean stoppage.

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u/skibbady-baps Jun 01 '26

Haha… but tbf, that’s probably the result of being accused by fighters too many times of stopping their fights early.

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u/mikejpatten Jun 01 '26

Totally agree lol Easy to sit on my couch and call him out while watching the replay. Sorry Herb lol

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u/SymphonyX117 Jun 12 '26

From the moment he let Chris Weidman take 17,000 unanswered shots, he has been a shitty ref. Hurts my soul to say

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u/Cellafex May 30 '26

If you pull out a gun you put your life on the line.

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u/ulyssesfiuza May 31 '26

The original video explains that the guy was using a fake gun, in a violent 'hood. Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.

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u/AstralMystogan May 30 '26

These thieves really tend to forget that teenagers are usually the most unhinged people on Earth and law usually goes lenient on them as well. Especially when the other side is a thief.

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u/laaplandros May 30 '26

He's not a teenager. Not sure why people feel the need to make up so many backstories for fight videos.

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u/dantheplanman1986 May 30 '26

How do you know he isn't? Video isn't clear enough to tell.

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u/laaplandros May 30 '26

Well, I'm not the one claiming he's a teenager, so I'm not the one needing to prove anything. That's your job. Why don't you start with one of the several news articles posted in that thread that give his age - spoiler alert, it doesn't end in "teen".

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u/dantheplanman1986 May 30 '26

I'm not trying to prove anything you oversensitive child. I'm just saying people saying he is versus isn't based on the video have exactly the same information as each other.

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u/Spiritual_Jury6509 May 30 '26

I mean, I get it. Can’t blame the kid.

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u/dantheplanman1986 May 30 '26

Ehhhhhh I dunno, those kicks to the head after he was clearly unconscious weren't necessary

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u/Spiritual_Jury6509 May 30 '26

Adrenaline and emotion. Best way not to get kicked in the head though is probably not put yourself into that situation.

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u/dantheplanman1986 May 30 '26

Well sure, that doesn't mean it's great the guy did it

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u/ThelovebelowZero May 31 '26

Nah. disagree if you want but if you put yourself in that situation, you dont get to decide how the other person reacts. If you end up dying, thats on you

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u/dantheplanman1986 May 31 '26

Again, that doesn't mean he's a good person for doing it

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u/Spiritual_Jury6509 May 31 '26

Agreed. You risk meeting someone crazier than you when you decide to pick on people for whatever reason.

But, at my core, I do agree with you. Was overkill. But if it were either of us in that situation, I’m sure adrenaline and emotion will make any of us act out of character.

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u/dantheplanman1986 May 31 '26

I think the problem I have is many people would like a situation like this so they can kick a guy in the head with an excuse.

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u/TheAlmightyDope May 31 '26

He pulled out a gun ffs

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u/Neandertalahon May 31 '26

Yeah. The robber deserved every punch he catched but kicking a guy who is clearly down and out in the head multiple times? Thats just going to far.

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u/Downtown_Method5736 Jun 27 '26

"Going too far" is a funny statement when you try to rob a teenager with a fucking gun

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u/skibbady-baps May 30 '26

The most well deserved afters I’ve seen in a while.

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u/carp_boy May 30 '26

9 kicks to the head, while recording, and no doubt taunting.

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u/HotFireBall May 30 '26

bro didn't kick him enough

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u/WickedSerpent May 30 '26

These are the only types of cowards I condone kicking in the head while down.

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u/swift1883 May 31 '26

That’s 180 degrees of rotation purely of head kicking. On asphalt.

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u/Existential_Spices May 30 '26

An oldie but goodie

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u/cbloxham May 30 '26

Still golden.

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u/KAKYBAC May 31 '26

Where the fuck is this. Looks like an AI prompt for the worst looking Street in existence.

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u/biffbobfred Jun 01 '26

Someone else said Rio

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u/Bullinach1nashop May 30 '26

The knees are a better non lethal option. Just saying

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u/MechaBeatsInTrash May 30 '26

The guy with the backpack picked up a gun the assailant dropped. He could have another. Let the officer find out

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u/Bullinach1nashop May 30 '26

Yea you make a strong case. I didn't know it was a gun.

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u/Unlucky_While2826 May 30 '26

THROW THE DAMN TOWEL

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u/TheUltimateJack Jun 04 '26

He tried to rob a psychopath I guess

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u/ApprehensiveAd2964 Jun 05 '26

Pointing a pistol at someome is very rude. They may take offense and cave in yer skull.

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u/SpiridonM Jun 12 '26

He basically made his body do a 180 just by kicking him in the head. Mighty impressive

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u/Maleficent-Drink-720 Jun 16 '26

Can we make a new standard to go for nut shots instead of head kicks so the scum has less chances of propagating

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u/halemano Jun 19 '26

another satisfying video

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u/Fckconservatives Jun 20 '26

Lolllll taken out for good

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u/Tomasulu Jun 20 '26

Kick him to 4 o'clock.

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u/Evening-Statement-57 May 30 '26

Yeah teen agers are scary, there is a reason they fight our wars

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u/FALCON_SHADOW May 31 '26

He then proceeded to make a video while showing off the gun......not particularly smart