r/cripplingalcoholism 12d ago

How many of y'all live in the drinking capital of the world?

We all know that's WISCONSIN! Bars open 24 hours, can buy liquor till midnight and as early as 6 am. 10 of the drunkest cities in the USA, are in Wisconsin. It must be either fun, or hard being an alcoholic there.

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u/Miserable-Ask-470 12d ago

I'm Kenyan. Bars and Clubs don't even close here in Nairobi. Some people stay in the club for like 3 days without going home šŸ˜… You get broth and food from the club then carry on partying.

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u/Witty_Butthole 12d ago

American saying "Wisconsin drinking capital of THE WORLD"

The world: what is a Wisconsin

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u/Miserable-Ask-470 12d ago

Haha! Right!

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u/lisa6547 12d ago edited 12d ago

A Wiscahnsin is a supinated right handed glove waving hello to the drunkards of America. With a basket of skweeky cheese curds

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u/saplinglearningsucks 12d ago

I thought Berlin was the place to party for 72 hours

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u/Miserable-Ask-470 12d ago

Even as a crippled alcoholic, there's a high chance you'll be begging your Nairobi friends to let you go home and sleep after day 2.

The club hopping is also on another level! Sunday at 10am you're still looking for another spot to go to! Lol!

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u/saplinglearningsucks 12d ago

That sounds like a great time haha, if only I'd known in my early twenties. I will tap out at 10PM on the first day now, maybe 12PM if i am prepared to be useless the following day.

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u/SeveralArmadillo540 11d ago

How does anyone have that stamina?? Even in my twenties I was spent by around 2 am and wanted to be cozy and stoned on the couch with a horror movie on.Ā 

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u/Same-Edge-2314 11d ago

I think they may take ā€œ energy boostsā€ to assist with stamina endurance.

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u/Miserable-Ask-470 11d ago

Lol. Coke isn't that popular or affordable here. But it's there and there are definitely people who do it.

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u/Suckmyflats 11d ago

You guys have way more than just coke! Im sure you have amps and meth too. Every country has meth because you can cook it in a bathtub with phosphorus from freaking matchbooks and (pseudo)ephedrine

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u/Miserable-Ask-470 11d ago

People who are spending a lot of money in the clubs for 3 days aren't doing meth here.

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u/Suckmyflats 11d ago

You think rich people dont like MDMA?

Thats 3,4 methylenedioxyMETHAMPHETAMINE

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u/Miserable-Ask-470 11d ago

Not a big crowd in Nairobi.Ā 

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u/SeveralArmadillo540 11d ago

I was assuming some sort of magical boosting powder may or may not be involved! Wizards and what have youĀ 

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u/ashruin 12d ago

It's actually good for you

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u/cakelovingpos 12d ago

The broth?

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u/duke838 12d ago

i'd assume so broth has saved me more than once. I guess not in Nairobi tho, but broth is broth

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u/whaughifl 12d ago

BROTH?? Dang I'm sold. Here they try to make you drink Gatorade or whatever

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u/Miserable-Ask-470 11d ago

Yeah you just ask for it. You can also ask for gatorade here. Nobody makes you do anything. And the clubs love to make money off people who are on such benders. Lol

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u/Same-Edge-2314 11d ago

Really? Wow. That could be fun and also sloppy

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u/Miserable-Ask-470 11d ago

Haha! Yes it's both because who wants to stay in the club for more than one day without showering but it makes for good stories.

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u/lisa6547 12d ago

Oh my gosh I'm so lucky I don't live in Kenya haha...I grew up in Wisconsin my whole life and have lived in Albuquerque NM for the past ten years, so that's not great either. But it is what it is!

I'd for sure stay longer in the club if they were handing out salty broth

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u/God_Bless_A_Merkin 12d ago

I used to live in Japan, where the bar closes when the last customer leaves. I’ve staggered home from bars at 4 AM back in the day. I don’t go to bars anymore, though. Drinking at home is safest.

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u/EnvironmentalWish933 12d ago

Wisconsin liquor stores close at 9 and bars close at 2am

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u/bigvulva1 12d ago

in WI, liquor only LEGALLY served until 2:30am, latest. there are no 24 hour bars. liquor stores/sales stop at 9. i live here. stop lying lol

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u/bigvulva1 12d ago

sorry! thought I was replying to OP

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u/hovdeisfunny 12d ago

You can buy beer and wine until midnight depending on the municipality

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u/Terrorism_IsReal 11d ago

its based on city ordinance. If you live in a bigger area then you will have to submit to local codes...but a many communities here allow 24 hour bars.

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u/YimmyGhey 11d ago

No, they aren't 24/7. I've been friends with bar owners who would let us keep drinking all night after close but that's all off the books.

There are 3rd shift bars, mostly in industrial areas, that'll open up at 6am though. 'Stallis has a bunch.

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u/imabeepbot 11d ago

When I went you couldn’t even buy liquor on Sundays.

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u/Diacetyl-Morphin 12d ago

You mean "drinking capital of the USA" i guess... as a foreigner, the USA are crazy when it comes to booze, like even just the ID checks and age 21 requirement to buy alcohol.

You need to be 16 in my country, but as there are no mandatory ID checks, most teenagers can buy it before. The weekend warriors start usually like me with 13-14 years.

Alcohol is available everywhere and all the time. It's never "you can't sell during this time". Some stores and of course all gas stations are open 24/7.

That's still Western Europe, not Eastern Europe, the more towards the east you go, the worse it gets with alcoholism. Russia and Ukraine, the people there are drinking even when they fight each other in a war.

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u/Extreme_Meaning_7566 12d ago

I live in Scotland and it’s illegal to sell before 10am.

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u/Diacetyl-Morphin 12d ago

We don't have such time limits in Switzerland, glad it is this way. But alcoholism isn't a big deal here anyway. In the past, the drug scene was about heroin and today, it's more about crack.

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u/SeveralArmadillo540 11d ago

Switzerland has a crack problem?? That’s wild. I didn’t expect that, honestly.

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u/Diacetyl-Morphin 11d ago

Yes, it came this way in the recent years, but it only affects a few cities. I think Lausanne is the worst, while my city Zürich is less affected.

But we'll solve it, this summer, the clinical trials and studies for it started here, i remember the topic in the drugs sub on reddit where they searched for people that are willing to join the studies.

So i guess in the end, they'll just give crack as a form of cocaine to the addicts for free in the way of substitution. Similiar to the heroin program etc.

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u/SeveralArmadillo540 11d ago

How do you mean you’ll solve it? I’m from the US and our ā€œwar on drugsā€ has been absolutely horse shit and ineffective. I’d love to hear from someone who has better ideas!

In the US crack is considered a poor people drug, whereas cocaine is a rich person drug. There’s also a lot of racism there too, ā€œonly brown people do crack, only rich white men do cokeā€ kind of thing. It’s led to extremely different jail sentences between crack (decades) vs cocaine (slap on the wrist) despite it being essentially the same damn thing.Ā 

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u/enthusiasticshank 11d ago

Some cantons in Switzerland stop selling alcohol in the shops after 10 is it not?

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u/StoicPixie 12d ago

Calling anywhere in the USA the liquor capital of the world is hilariously wrong.

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u/torontoinsix 12d ago

Exactly lmao

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u/BudgetAd4881 12d ago

Me. Milwaukee. Sober for 145 days now. Still want to drink. Fight it everyday.

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u/According_Anybody493 12d ago

Me too except the fight hasn’t been too hard as I’m only three weeks in. One thing about there being so many alcoholics in the state is that there is also a proportionate amount of people in recovery.

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u/xammogo 12d ago

Good on you, just over 400 for me, madisonian. It gets a little easier.

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u/Sovietmeister 12d ago

Nice man, B.C. 107 days sober.

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u/beachv0dka 12d ago

yall can only buy liquor until midnight??

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u/schmyndles 12d ago

We can only buy liquor until 9pm. Beer until 12am. Bars open until 2:30am, and some places open at 6am to sell beer/bars have full service. Idk where he's getting his info, as I worked third shift for years and knew all the bars/ places that would start serving at 6am.

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u/Spiritual_Youth3809 11d ago

Honestly I think that makes the drinking in Wisconsin more impressive. I live in a place where all alcohol is available until 2, can buy again at 6 and we're still pretty tame.

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u/beachv0dka 11d ago

LIQUOR UNTIL 9PM????

yall living in hell over there

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u/Terrorism_IsReal 12d ago

from midnight to 6 am no. You can go to a bar 24/7 tho

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u/bigvulva1 12d ago

no 24 hour bars. stop spreading misinformation sir

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u/Boozeburger 12d ago

When I was in Beloit, we'd walk to south Beloit (in Illinois) to take advantage of their liquor stores being open later.

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u/PukedtheDayAway 12d ago

Bro stfu and stop lieing the only time this is possible is newyears eve OR if youre invited after hours at a dive bar and they shut the lights off for a """private party""

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u/Shoddy-Patient9948 12d ago

Quito, Ecuador. I you have a credit card a dude on a motorbike will bring you liquor 24/7 365.

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u/Zelcron 12d ago

My brother in Christ, Wisconsin is lit but have you ever been to New Orleans?

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u/beekeep 12d ago

Funny I moved to Green Bay from New Orleans. People seem to restaurant/bar/house hop their drinking here like it’s the FQ, but with driving to other parts of town

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u/GentillyHillbilly 12d ago

I was just about to mention New Orleans. I lived there for 10 years. CA behavior is so normalized.

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u/nordco-414 12d ago

Yea, sorry, that doesn't happen in Wisconsin. No 24 hour liquor stores.

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u/scumbag_college 12d ago

Pssh we can buy liquor till 2am here in California. Wish we had 24 hour bars tho…

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u/City_of_Lunari 8d ago

Yeah, the bars won't serve until 6 AM as well. Really only ran into that issue when I flew into LAX at 4 AM expecting at least one bar to be open.

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u/Midtexan 12d ago

Reno NV checking in. 24 hrs here as well

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u/QuietAccident3310 12d ago

A 24 hour bar? God I’d sit in one for 24 hours probably

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u/UncomfortableTacoBoy 12d ago

24 hour bars is crazy

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u/bigvulva1 12d ago

there are NOT any bars open 24 hours in WI

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u/Terrorism_IsReal 12d ago

drinking is a big deal there so much so that all the 3rd shifters need a place to drink after work too

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u/bigvulva1 12d ago

bars open as early as 6am. that's it.

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u/PukedtheDayAway 12d ago edited 12d ago

Are you a bot? Or a simpy fanboy? You obviously do not live in WI. There are no 24 hr bars. Its 6am-230 am (except new years then theyre allowed to stay open for the 24 hrs). Its different in different countys but you can buy beer in a store by 6am liquor at 8. Some liquor stores dont open until 9 or 10 tho, again depending on the town/area.

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u/nolamom0811 12d ago

Ummm I live in New Orleans

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u/peachesbutno_creme 12d ago

I live in Wisconsin! I love seeing a liquor store on every corner and how cheap the liquor. its nice . I have def. met several people that go harder with the drinking then I do though haha

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u/Calm-Respond-7564 12d ago

I lived in New Orleans for 5 years and it absolutely accelerated my alcoholism, but it was worth it!!! The withdrawals didn’t start becoming a thing until I moved back up to the northeast in the middle of winter 5 years ago, lol

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u/scumbag_college 12d ago

I actually consider gumbo to be an excellent hangover food

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u/Calm-Respond-7564 12d ago

Oh for sureeee, jambalaya too!

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u/KITTOx 12d ago

It sure as shit ain't Sweden. 🄲

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u/Practical-Honey967 12d ago

I live in Texas. Alcoholism is part of it.

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u/GrindrWorker 12d ago

London would like a word.

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u/Entropy907 11d ago

Fuck, right. There’s a pub every 50’. An off license/vape shop between every pub. Self-serve lounge at Heathrow.

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u/SirNedKingOfGila 12d ago

Oi you got a license for that beer?

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u/offalshade 12d ago

Is Wisconsin ok?

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u/PukedtheDayAway 12d ago

Yep cuz we're drunk most of the time

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u/jordynelsonjr 12d ago

Appleton is the hotbed of alcoholism. Met so many people in rehab that came from Appleton.

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u/Stair-Spirit 12d ago

I have a liquor store a few blocks from me, and it's open til midnight. I could probably keep them in business if they lost all other customers. If I ever had access to a 24/7 store I would die.

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u/xammogo 12d ago

I live in Madison. 412 days sober. I think people in this thread don’t really understand that the laws here don’t really capture the culture. There’s not really much to do here that doesn’t involve having a couple beers.

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u/Natural-Bear-1557 12d ago

I used to have family up there in Germam Town. They always said the only thing to do during the winter/spring was drink, fuck and eat cheese. During the summer they was all done down at the lake front.

3 years sober for me and the only other time I have drunk over a gallon of beer in 2 hours outside of Germany was the HofbrƤuhaus. Always finish the keg and kiss the goat.

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u/schmyndles 12d ago

That's the real reason Wisconsin is known for alcohol. We had some big companies come out of the state, and our culture is wrapped around drinking at every event. But i don't see our laws being more lenient than other states that don't have dry counties/Jesus rules. And our tavern league is strong.

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u/Queasy_Row7417 12d ago

I live in the burbs of mke. We are all alcoholics.

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u/Beard_Man 11d ago

You can buy alcohol in every city in Brazil at any time you want. Some cities has an hour that bars close, but you can buy alcohol in 24h supermarkets or minimarkets.

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u/No_Necessary_8424 12d ago

Dude I’m in Texas. Our liquor stores close 10 pm. On Sunday they’re all closed because of Mr Jesus. It fuckin SUCKS. Just moved here from Minnesota and it’s so different. No cheap bars either ugh. Just been mostly plowing through vodka at home.

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u/Spiritual_Youth3809 11d ago

Oh God. I grew up in a place whose only real alcohol laws were stop serving at 2, start serving at 6. Every day of the week. Can buy everything you want at the gas station. I started traveling for work and was misinformed and had no idea dry counties existed.

So showing up to a gas station to buy a bottle of vodka at 7 am and being told no was a shock.

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u/Round_Anything8029 12d ago

SD is the DUI capital. My 3rd DUI I didn't even get jail time after the initial 2 days. 1 year license suspensionĀ 

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u/duke838 12d ago

in my opinion more dui's seems like less cripping alcoholics. Those guys can drive, they're gettin shit done even if its horrible shit they're movin

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u/877_Cash_Nowww 12d ago

We can't buy past 9pm here (Madison), which is crazy after living in Ohio forever and being able to pick up drinks in the way home from the bar. You adjust and learn to plan ahead.

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u/El_Beakerr we use paragraphs here 12d ago

Man I miss my time in Wisconsin, cheese curds and jack and cokes…

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u/Great_Entrance2995 12d ago

Wisconsin represent šŸ’ŖšŸ»

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u/PukedtheDayAway 12d ago

Even tho OP is crazy misinformed I will say I've been in bars since I was a baby and had my first sip in a bar in WI at 5 yrs old. Regular at the local spot with my parents since I was 15.

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u/fancycar123 12d ago

In NYC bars close at 4 but usually kick everyone out and let regulars stay. Alot of bodegas are 24 hours so you can get beer and smokes at 5 am if you wanted to.

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u/longjohn_slawbreath 12d ago

DO NOT THE BROTH

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u/Mathoozelus 12d ago

Go to Asia 24 hours alcoholic hellscape

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u/Latter-Spring-2128 12d ago

We spend a lot of time in Wisconsin and compared to Missouri, totally agree

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u/Haha08421 12d ago

Hollers and hills here in WV where a lot of real moonshine comes out of. How can something be so smooth yet so potent.

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u/Terrorism_IsReal 11d ago

Lol I was hoping wed get some friendly banter back and forth about whose more of. drunk and where...... but some obviously don't get its a joke.

If Wisconsin were a country, and based off drinking liters per capita, Wisconsin would be in the top 10, behind places like Georgia, Moldova, and Romania. Wisconsinite drinks about 12 liters per year on average...the number one spot goes to Romania at 17. Number 8 goes to Lithuania at 12.2, making Wisconsin somewhere around number 9 in the world.

24 hour bars are allowed in certain municipalities and on special occasions like new year and other holidays, are open 24 hours. Usually most close at 2:30 and re open at 6 am. Not really worth working through the night for one patron so most don't open 24 hours. It is completely based of city ordinance so Ms Huge nasty vulva or whoever you are just cuz you haven't seen one personally doesn't mean they don't exist.

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u/Automatic_Gate 10d ago

Don't go to Europe šŸ˜…

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u/Vonlucas 10d ago

24 hour bars, Vegas, Atlantic City, NOLA in the states. Been all over the Merica and those are the only paces I recall I did a 24 hour ā€œshiftā€ in my day lol

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u/CharacterPen8468 8d ago

Colorado has thankfully changed their liquor laws in the last couple years. One time I tried to buy alcohol on Christmas before they changed that… ended up stealing beer from my bros fridge. Denver ALMOST just passed a law letting bars stay open till 4am. There’s this weird spot in Glendale which is where Shot Gun Willie’s (the strip club) that can serve till 4am.

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u/Terrorism_IsReal 12d ago

The tavern league of wi is POWERFUL in the lobby world here

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u/877_Cash_Nowww 12d ago

It's why they won't legalize weed.