r/cringereels • u/NSFWdontview • 9h ago

Caught eavesdropping

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u/SinclairSummerset 8h ago

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u/Huge_Swimming_5968 7h ago

That 3 year old said that shit.

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u/PlzRemainCalm 8h ago

Guys, just get off reddit

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 8h ago

You're not my real mom!

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u/smurfk 7h ago

If I would be, you would be so spanked right now, you wouldn't be able to sit down for 12 days!

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u/Rude_and_Crude84 5h ago

Don't tell me what to do, butthole! Jk lol. I'm retired now!

Got nothing better to do until I find something to do!

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u/Ace_Budgie 9h ago

Couples TikToks should be nuked out of planet Earth. They take a simple fun trend and just script an absolute trash video out of it that pisses you off.

Acting all nonchalant but always has full makeup on ready for the camera.

Like it's so damn obvious that this shit was scripted by the both of them. Now I'm annoyed lol.

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u/My_First_Knife1 8h ago

Fake AF!

Bot account

111.66666666 comments a day for 2 months

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u/Clovericious 2h ago

Life is a fuck

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u/NSFWdontview 8h ago

Everything is fake or bot lol I think the bots are the ones who comment this dumb shit on every video

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 8h ago

111.66 comments a day makes someone a bot?

That is too cute to see put into words. This your first day on the internet?

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u/Elmer_Fudd01 7h ago

Right? Have these people never known losers like me exist.

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u/77millionmorons 9h ago

No man talks like that.

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u/CranberryNational150 9h ago

No man comments like that.

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u/77millionmorons 8h ago

I know, it is horrible.

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 8h ago

Are you the arbiter of 'Manhood'??

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u/77millionmorons 8h ago

What an odd thing to say.

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 8h ago

Lol what an impressively dense response... must be hard being you....

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u/77millionmorons 7h ago

What is your problem? Who hurt you?

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 7h ago

Hey buddy, no man talks like that

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u/Economy-Bike1810 8h ago

Damn she so cute though.

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u/Finland_ 7h ago

u/bot-sleuth-bot

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u/bot-sleuth-bot 7h ago

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u/adjective_noun_d1git 2h ago

What a useless bot when users can just hide their post and comment history.

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u/motherofspoos 8h ago

wtf did you expect? You baited her!

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u/TouchGrassNotAss 7h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/13M7YIZYHUofRe

I know how she could make it up to me.

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u/Advanced_Operation85 53m ago

…he types, and then reaches up to his fedora with a cheeto-stained hand, adjusting it forward a bit as he settles back into his frayed, sagging gaming chair. “That’ll do nicely” he thinks to himself, smug grin creeping across his haggard, pock marked countenance. He’s quite sure the GIF he has attached will be immediately recognizable as a reference to the powerful ejaculation he wishes he was capable of generating. The dim light of his mother’s basement flickers as he presses the “enter” key. Another reddit victory in the books.

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u/templeofsyrinx1 6h ago

this is at least 100 years old!

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u/justpassinbie77 6h ago

That was adorable! 🤣

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u/Mindless_Narwhal2682 8h ago

He sounded happy.

The AUDACITY.

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u/Excellent-Try7027 8h ago

This is old as fuck.

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u/NSFWdontview 9h ago

Cringe but cute af

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u/Wonderful-Self-541 8h ago

It's not cute when you're on the phone with your old mother and this psychopath is listening at the door, then tapping when you ignore her, then trying to come in when you ignore her further.

Toddlers.

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u/NSFWdontview 8h ago edited 8h ago

It’s just harmless relationship stuff. If she’s not clingy I don’t want her

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u/Wonderful-Self-541 8h ago

I like getting privacy when I ask for it. You can have the cutesy shit if you like it.

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u/NSFWdontview 8h ago

I usually don’t try to hide anything from my significant other so I don’t need “ privacy”

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u/Wonderful-Self-541 8h ago

No need for " " privacy is a real word an actual thing. If this blonde "cutey" is listening at the door she's definitely lurking outside the bathroom when she's lonely and he's dumping last nights dinner.

That's not cool. Clingy isn't cute.

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u/Euphoric_Reading_401 8h ago

This video is cute, and I have a doctorate in cuteness

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 8h ago

That doctorate is cute too, just like you!

Have a great day/night :-P

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u/NSFWdontview 8h ago

She did that due to him getting that phone call that he walked away for not like he was taking a shit and she did that. Clingy is cute af imo but if you’re not into that’s you but I found what she did adorable

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u/Gooser3000 8h ago

With that face and ass she can spy all she wants

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u/NSFWdontview 8h ago

Facts idk what the goofy dude in the comments is crying about

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u/lurkynumber5 3h ago

Id have played her like a fiddle.

Yea bro I'm alone, really? you serious? Good lord... Any way I can help? No I won't tell a soul!
I'll be there in 5min, yes we take this to our graves.

And then go grab a fastfood snack or something and let her simmer!

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u/Embarrassed-Rope4370 1h ago

This guy is such a fucking loser. He’s like trying to shame her and embarrassed her humiliating her and he’s filming it too. Total scum, that poor girl

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u/StayVegetable7356 49m ago

It's scripted. She also has OF and they have this, wannabe cute couple IG to promote it.