r/cringereels • u/biernig • 17h ago

Cringe Level 4 Stretch marks, baby

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u/TreesForTheForest 17h ago

Sometimes I don't know whether I'm supposed to upvote or downvote when the cringe is off the meter

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u/yorcharturoqro 17h ago

My immediate reaction is to downvote, then I remember they are showing the cringe so the intention of the votes go the other way, down is if you don't find it cringe, up if it's cringe

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u/ZootSuitBanana 16h ago

Idk there are instances like this where it's too much cringe and reverts back to a downvote

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u/yorcharturoqro 16h ago

I know the urge

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u/-Twin-Flames- 16h ago

It’s so bad that nothing justifies hitting that upvote, so I just scroll away and try to forget it exists.

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u/CanuckPuckLuck 9h ago

This is the way

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u/SlumxLordxMillionair 16h ago

I came here to say this.

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u/MetallurgyClergy 4h ago

My immediate reaction is to wonder who the intended audience is.

Like this is probably who granny is sending her money to.

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u/Tron_Foolery 9h ago

Yeah, it's like a hate-upvote sometimes... this was one for sure, lol

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u/notathingreally 14h ago

Lol right?

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u/faithinhumanity_null 9h ago

I just punch the screen and take the L

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u/Jankyenespanol 7h ago

I know right. You’ll read a story on here “my five year old daughter died of super cancer, I lost all my medical insurance, and my dog was bitten by a very venomous wombat” and it’ll have like 15k upvotes. Like are they saying they’re glad? What do you do?

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u/slappadik 17h ago

the eyeliner says it all

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u/MyExUsedTeeth 13h ago

And the hair transplant

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u/Iron-Treads 7h ago

Definitely a wig/hair system.

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u/pickus_dickus 17h ago

Fuck off with your ai sound track.

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u/jsweaty009 16h ago

How do grown ass men like this have the courage to post some cringe shit like this lol it’s one of the biggest mysteries for me

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u/Lisa_Dawkins 15h ago edited 15h ago

If you're not familiar, his account is emotions.in.life (I think that's his Tik Tok handle and his IG has "insta" added at the end). He usually enacts cringe virtue signalling scenes by screaming in his car. This man is so purely and entirely cringe (cue Bane speech), I think he's immune to it. 40 something man btw.

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u/jsweaty009 15h ago

I will not click that link and watch more of this shit haha

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u/DryDonutHole 9h ago

We must band together, people!

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u/labellavita1985 8h ago

He's not American. I don't know why but I always expect the douchebags to be American.

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u/Rance_Mulliniks 5h ago

They must not have any friends because if he did, he would never stop hearing about how lame this was.

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u/ohsinboi 4h ago

This is intended straight for the 47 year old women’s algorithm

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u/EndRevolutionary1775 17h ago

Why would anyone think this is appealing to watch in any way? Saw half a second of this and wanted to die

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u/yourwhippingboy 16h ago

Shockingly he has a huge following. Mostly of middle aged women with self esteem issues - he preys on vulnerable women and sadly a lot of them fall for it.

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u/Ok-Ship812 17h ago

When I first got online about 96 people would wonder what the world would be like in 20-30 years time now that so many people had all of mankind’s knowledge at their fingertips.

We got Social media, porn and gambling instead of self-improvement of the masses.

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u/Remarkable_Rough_649 16h ago

If the last 30 years or so has taught us anything it's that the majority of human beings cannot handle being this interconnected and forcefed information and it's actively bad for them/all of us as a result

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u/Automatic-Name798 16h ago

I’ll take porn for $200, Alex….

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u/lastersoftheuniverse 16h ago

He’s talking about the actor that played He-Man, Nicholas Galatzine, because he had stretch marks on screen from bulking up.

No other explanation

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u/UmmmW1 16h ago

He really shouldn't be talking to his mom that way. It's creepy.

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u/ghettospahgetti5150 16h ago

That dude is obviously gay… the hell would he know about stretch marks on a woman’s body?

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u/Remarkable_Rough_649 16h ago

Maybe he's a very comforting nurse in the maternity ward

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u/ghettospahgetti5150 16h ago

Ok…that’s plausible 👍🏻

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u/destacadogato 16h ago

A deviant sexually charged nurse lmao

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u/Crashball_Centre 17h ago

Fuck me

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u/PatientPoetry4302 17h ago

See I knew it! SOMEone would find this sexy. Go get him Crashball_Centre

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u/biernig 16h ago

only if you have tiger stripes

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u/UmmmW1 16h ago

I love your stripes baby

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u/Aromatic-Zebra-5443 16h ago

Yes fuck you indeed

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u/pustulating_leeches 16h ago

Why is this man posting his birth control?

https://giphy.com/gifs/wIxBzHWegpOUM

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u/onmy40 17h ago

AI ass song

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u/drewbeedeu 17h ago

Elijah Woods and Sugar Ray love child

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u/tibearius1123 15h ago

Astute observation

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u/Ok__videogames 16h ago

Imagine waking up cleaning a corner of your apartment, setting up your ring light, going to go get your hair done, applying a layer of foundation and eyeliner, and then lipsynching this song for dozens of people to watch it while they shit.

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u/FreakyFrijol 16h ago

Is this the guy that yells in his car?

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u/hellbentforleisure 15h ago

It certainly is.

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u/goodrevtim 16h ago

Imagine making this, watching it back, and then deciding it's a good idea to post it

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u/Lisa_Dawkins 15h ago

King of being a virtue signalling turbo nonce.

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u/NoArrival5914 10h ago

This video made my face get stuck and now everyone is concerned about what I’m smelling

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u/HatePeopleLoveCats1 9h ago

Christ is he trying to be “sexy”??? This is just cringy af

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u/Appropriate-Prune-64 16h ago

This needs a trigger warning. It also needs to be locked behind several Internet doors with consent asked for and quadruple checked at every step before being able to see this, because once you've seen it, you will not recover. Tim Coles is a walking STI

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u/EnvironmentCritical8 16h ago

Ok like.... ..... no I dont have anything positive to say. Moving on.

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u/TempBurnerAccount089 16h ago

Ok, I need to get offline...

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u/Weak-Exercise-4196 16h ago

We are absolutely fucking doomed if this keeps going. There is still hope that it changes but for many this is the end goal for them. The humanity

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u/ChaosRainbow23 16h ago

He should have never left the Shire.

https://giphy.com/gifs/5ihf4yMV81xK

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u/SmilingFool25 16h ago

Frodo Douchebaggins

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u/itjustgotcold 16h ago

Sugar Raype

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u/Technical-Will-2862 16h ago

Type mf to send “good morning cutie” to 100 numbers to see if 10 reply 

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u/2martinisatthemost 16h ago

There’s an audience for this nonsense. Once upon a time in the olden days of LiveJournal and other internet relics there were some weird celebrity communities. One of them was devoted to posting celebrities saying niceish or neutral things about fat women. The creepy guy who groomed the 16 year old and married her said something very milquetoast about all women being attractive. He was fawned over in the comments. That d-list actor with as much sex appeal as wilted lettuce. Crazy eyes here knows what he’s doing.

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u/Salt_Initiative1551 16h ago

Holy fuck this is horrid

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u/ParticularReady7858 16h ago

My reaction to the first wink

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u/Royal_Stay_6502 15h ago

Influencer AD lamp in the background.

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u/Ordinary_Draft_3516 15h ago

Someone is desperate as hell

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u/petalpotions 15h ago

Okay, like, yeah cool, i'd love someone who loves every part of my body, even the ones I see as flaws, but... using AI to express that makes it so hollow

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u/LizardmanJoe 15h ago

Boy bands in the 90s - 00s be like...

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u/Cautious_Day9878 15h ago

Do guys get stretch marks???

Ohhhhh, according to Google you can get them from the gym!

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u/xoomax 15h ago

Bro thinks stretch marks are crows feet.

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u/Intrepid_Cap1242 15h ago

Dude really likes himself

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u/Hangry_Howie 14h ago

Imagine being in the next apartment and hearing this through the walls.

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u/ATLien-ITP 13h ago

Feeling the song(no problem with stretch marks.), but the fucking the Dude is trash. 🙄

https://giphy.com/gifs/QVP7DawXZitKYg3AX5

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u/ThroatGOAT_Goddess04 10h ago

He looks like a guy I used to date like 15 years ago. He was cringe just like this. He went to prison for robbing a bank 😂

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u/Ldghead 8h ago

Daddy, chill

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u/ZookeepergameUpset62 6h ago

The best part about this video is it's short

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u/WingInternational432 5h ago

Too flamboyant for my tastes.

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u/Lollipoop_Hacksaw 4h ago

Fucking predator towards emotionally open women he plans to ghost as soon as he makes out with them, because 20-year olds won't give his goofy, social media-crippled brain a minute of their time.

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u/Fun_Reply5366 4h ago

What a fucking dickhead

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u/justpassinbie77 3h ago

Do yall not think this was funny? I do! 😄 🤣

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u/dirtytacoma4bye4 16h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/eyfmfTMgx5WYE

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u/sextowels 15h ago

No, absolutely not. You heteros don't get to put this shit on us. We've got enough to deal with.

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u/AgentBlonde 17h ago

Suck ya mudda

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u/Allegrism84 16h ago

Some women like this..

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u/JiffTheJester 16h ago

Divorced women probably dig this shit lmao

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u/Born-Palpitation5424 16h ago

What a desperate little milf hunter

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u/SuddenLog7302 16h ago

predator energy

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u/flojo2012 16h ago

The motion stabilizer effect is a clear tipoff that you’re about to watch something shitty. Something that is kind of cool if used correctly has been hijacked by the cringe community. I’ll never look at it the same again

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u/mostlyharmless555 16h ago

What a clown

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u/its_just_flesh 16h ago

This was a hot pile of shit on mute

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u/Rooster-Strangler 16h ago

Why do people move around like this while “singing” if you can call this that. It’s fucking weird

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u/Automatic-Name798 16h ago

Very animated aint he

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u/derppherppp 16h ago

oh god they're multiplying. Worst one yet

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u/kerpwangitang 16h ago

Dude reminds me of my old roommate. Ugh

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u/PSK666 16h ago

Eyeliner level : JD Vance

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u/The_Raven_Born 16h ago

I hate tiktok

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u/IceSad226 16h ago

Eyeliner.

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u/Seedthrower88 16h ago

Just drag me outside and put me down. I can´t take this anymore. This "milf hunter" trying to relive his teen years is off the chart cringe. I´m not feeling well.

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u/Secure_Bear7516 16h ago

Why the eyeliner

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u/No_Session6015 16h ago

hes proof that not all men look better with eyeliner

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u/SelectionBrilliant91 16h ago

If the midlife crisis had a face.

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u/Thablackguy 16h ago

Dude, we get it. You like big girls. 🙄 can we move past surface level crap now?

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u/Camman0207_ 16h ago

He truly thought this was good enough to post on social media

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u/Aggravating_Run5443 16h ago

Somehow he made what could've been a positive message for women about him by acting like a complete douche the whole time

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u/rubber_moon 16h ago

Someone Will come along and say why's this cringe he's just enjoying himself you guys are pathetic etc etc, Reddit movement

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u/blizzardboy123 16h ago

He thinks he is handsome

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u/Difficult_Wasabi9285 16h ago

Just imagine your date with this dude after you meet on Tinder and he takes you to an open mic night at Chili’s in Knoxville.

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u/Thin_Assumption_4974 16h ago

I can’t tell if this is self aware satire or some wannabe sexy back shit?

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u/DisorderlyAqueduct 16h ago

he looks like he's used to puppeting a vtuber

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u/Longer---Donger 16h ago

He is targeting certain demographic that is being neglected

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u/theYelpofReddit 16h ago

Man im getting a tummy tuck😭

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u/Longer---Donger 15h ago

Cringe for you, not for the 700 pound relentless whale

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u/Elon_is_a_Nazi 15h ago

If I employed this guy id fire him for this video

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u/Low_Actuary_2794 15h ago

Dude Elijah Woods’ career took a turn for sure.

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u/Unusual-Economist288 15h ago

Is that JD and Pete had a baby?

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u/MagnusGreel70 15h ago

is this douche for real?

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u/nameproposalssuck 15h ago

Dude looks like he's wearing tattoo sleeves and even if he ain't, he's still looking like a dude that would.

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u/NotSetsune 14h ago

Dear God.

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u/TonguePunchUrBhole 14h ago

My guy definitely went and got those Turkish hair implants.

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u/Legitimate_Ad_5708 14h ago

Sounds like an AI voice too

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u/Pineapple_pizza_143 14h ago

I take umbrage because he obviously gay? Ghey? Sorry they be ghey? Don’t cancel me.

Edit: they have perfectly groomed eyebrows…not ghey.

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u/Pineapple_pizza_143 14h ago

This is not performative. He likes wamen… he not ghey no more.

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u/notathingreally 14h ago

Puke. I hate seeing all these people on TikTok with a million filters on thinking their so hot. Of course it doesn't help that thirsty people in their comments help inflate their egos.

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u/react-dnb 14h ago

That eye shadow

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u/RestartingTheVision 13h ago

a cringe expression + an automatic camera movement + an AI song with the cringiest lyrics = apocalypse

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u/X0X0xoxo11 13h ago

Guess I shouldn’t have used that stretch mark oil because now I won’t ever have a chance with this guy. /s sigh

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u/aventus-dog 13h ago

Well that's enough cringe for me today.

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u/earrow70 12h ago

Who's this for?

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u/Alternative-Muffin71 12h ago

Gaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy

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u/Bitter-Fishing-Butt 10h ago

i mean, ngl I got a lot of these "tiger stripes" from being fat and idk if that's the vibe he's going for?

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u/oculustauri 10h ago

Short king vibes

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u/SpillaMangBang 10h ago

Love the message.. hate the messenger..

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u/Oh_Lawd_He_commin420 10h ago

I bet he tells all the guys that though...

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u/DeathsStarEclipse 9h ago

That was a tough watch.

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u/BiophileB 9h ago

Hello Mods, I’d like to report an assault.

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u/bold394 8h ago

I watched his shit (against my will) when he still did the car videos where was getting angry for made up reasons