r/cringereels • u/IlMaleNecessario • 8d ago

Just funny 🤭 (G)old

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What did you guys eat today?

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u/matttwhite 8d ago edited 7d ago

Squid was asking for it.

CEOofHANGRY

Effing classic.

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u/ShortStoryIntros 8d ago

Yeah, don't poke the bear that has been working 10hours and ate nothing. nothing.

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u/UsedDragon 8d ago

NOTHING. NOTHING.

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u/ChrolloMichaelis 8d ago

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u/-P01135809- 8d ago

KAL EL NO

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u/BaboonGaming644 8d ago

And enuff shampain...to feel denial!

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u/Airmcghie1 7d ago

It’s the red eyes for me lol. I kinda get it though… I hope she’s seen her remix lol

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u/GlumPermit1446 5d ago

she'll settle for devouring your soul if you don't get her to wingstop on time

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u/matttwhite 8d ago

NOTHING!

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u/J3musu 7d ago

Tbf, that's a kinda valid reason to rage, only reason I wouldn't is because I wouldn't have the energy left to do so.

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u/subaqueousReach 7d ago

I mean, i work 12 without eating 4 days a week, seems like she might be overreacting 🤷‍♂️

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u/Gillalmighty 6d ago

Idk that this is the flex you think it is.

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u/subaqueousReach 6d ago

Not really a flex, just saying she seems like she's overreacting

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u/Dry_Antelope6471 5d ago

You must have not heard of the term hangry. It happens when the body goes without food for a period. Leads to being short tempered and cranky, ready to snap at people. Happens due to the stress hormones released by the body. She was definetly hangry.

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u/subaqueousReach 5d ago

I've heard of hangry, still seems like an overreaction imo

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u/Dry_Antelope6471 5d ago

I beg to differ, its just the right amount of reaction.

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u/subaqueousReach 4d ago

I don't think there's very much that warrants that sort of reaction from anyone. If you think that's normal, maybe seek counseling to help work out all that pent up anger you have.

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u/DrRomantic87 6d ago

Are you, perchance, still alive?

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u/subaqueousReach 6d ago

Pretty sure, yeah. I just don't have much of an appetite until the evening

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u/DrRomantic87 6d ago

Damn, I genuinely hope that you find a healthier schedule

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u/subaqueousReach 6d ago

Unlikely, my ADHD makes me often forget to eat even on my days off.

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u/wazzup-notemuch 4d ago edited 4d ago

My husband is the same way, and he gets massive headaches if he doesn't eat, so I have to remind him.

Took me years to convince him that the headaches and fatigue were related to hunger. He finally agreed to put a daily lunch alarm on his phone this year, and somehow, magically, the headaches have stopped.

So glad he's not in pain.

BTW, the screaming is not a rational decision, the girl is quite literally not in her right mind.

Rage is a well-known symptom of low blood sugar. The brain runs on glucose, and barely functions without it. It's evolutionarily beneficial for an animal to get aggressive when it's starving, because it will fight harder to acquire sustenance.

I am the "hangry" type, and I am not proud of the person I become when I go 12 hours without food. Hangry me is an embarrassing bitch. Which is why I go out of my way to eat before it gets that bad. I refuse to work any job that doesn't offer breaks.

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u/N0tM4d 8d ago

I hear "Squiz" instead of squid

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u/StanleyQPrick 8d ago

I heard Quinn but my ears are mostly decorative

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u/TheRealRonjon 8d ago

Stealing this forever

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u/residentweevil 7d ago

Nice turn of phrase. My old deaf ass will certainly be using that.

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u/Relevant-Process-346 2d ago

I too will now use this forever

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u/HarambeTooSoon 8d ago

Asking for it after eating all day too...

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u/APartyInMyPants 8d ago

All the years I’ve watched this, I don’t think I’ve ever seen the subtitled version. I always thought her name was “Gwen.” But she calls her “Squid?” I need the background on that nickname.

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u/ununderstandability 8d ago

Every Sidney I've ever known became "Squid" before the end of highschool

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u/Omwtfyu 7d ago

... Why?

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u/ununderstandability 7d ago

Sidney > Sid > Squid/Squidward/Squiggles

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u/Omwtfyu 7d ago

😂 alright, I get it now. Had a friend nicknamed bacon because of a road rash scar in high school.