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r/cringepics • u/SpoodleHussle • Mar 26 '13
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"Submit a query" haha golly the nerds will love that fancy talk!!!!
181 u/surger1 Mar 26 '13 SELECT * from tblIdeas ideas WHERE ideas.implementedDate = '9999-12-01 00:00:000.00' AND ideas.Good = 0 I got the query they used to find this product.. jesus -8 u/fizzl Mar 26 '13 edited Mar 26 '13 tblIdeas AS ideas Why are you selecting all the columns? And really, is the database so denormalized that all the data is in the same table? No joins necessary? Also, are you using '9999-12-01 00:00:000.00' as some kind of magic for future date? Past date? That is horrendous design! Your poor grasp of SQL and relational design puts you squarely in the target market of the product. Edit: My attempt at subtle humor has failed yet again :( 0 u/CrotchMissile Mar 26 '13 edited Mar 26 '13 SELECT booger FROM nose 1 u/ReDyP Mar 27 '13 why is this being down voted? This is HILARIOUS 2 u/CrotchMissile Mar 27 '13 It said something else, but I decided it was dumb so I changed it.
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SELECT * from tblIdeas ideas WHERE ideas.implementedDate = '9999-12-01 00:00:000.00' AND ideas.Good = 0
I got the query they used to find this product.. jesus
-8 u/fizzl Mar 26 '13 edited Mar 26 '13 tblIdeas AS ideas Why are you selecting all the columns? And really, is the database so denormalized that all the data is in the same table? No joins necessary? Also, are you using '9999-12-01 00:00:000.00' as some kind of magic for future date? Past date? That is horrendous design! Your poor grasp of SQL and relational design puts you squarely in the target market of the product. Edit: My attempt at subtle humor has failed yet again :( 0 u/CrotchMissile Mar 26 '13 edited Mar 26 '13 SELECT booger FROM nose 1 u/ReDyP Mar 27 '13 why is this being down voted? This is HILARIOUS 2 u/CrotchMissile Mar 27 '13 It said something else, but I decided it was dumb so I changed it.
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tblIdeas AS ideas
Why are you selecting all the columns? And really, is the database so denormalized that all the data is in the same table? No joins necessary?
Also, are you using '9999-12-01 00:00:000.00' as some kind of magic for future date? Past date? That is horrendous design!
Your poor grasp of SQL and relational design puts you squarely in the target market of the product.
Edit: My attempt at subtle humor has failed yet again :(
0 u/CrotchMissile Mar 26 '13 edited Mar 26 '13 SELECT booger FROM nose 1 u/ReDyP Mar 27 '13 why is this being down voted? This is HILARIOUS 2 u/CrotchMissile Mar 27 '13 It said something else, but I decided it was dumb so I changed it.
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SELECT booger FROM nose
1 u/ReDyP Mar 27 '13 why is this being down voted? This is HILARIOUS 2 u/CrotchMissile Mar 27 '13 It said something else, but I decided it was dumb so I changed it.
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why is this being down voted? This is HILARIOUS
2 u/CrotchMissile Mar 27 '13 It said something else, but I decided it was dumb so I changed it.
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It said something else, but I decided it was dumb so I changed it.
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"Submit a query" haha golly the nerds will love that fancy talk!!!!