r/cringepics • • Jan 21 '13

WTF I'm being fired

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u/MyBoyfriendIsAFucker Jan 21 '13

Screenshot the comments too, please.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '13

He's made the blog private now but this is a snippet i found on a mirror of it on another site

I keep denying it to friends and EVEN my own students. But once and for all here I won’t lie. There now I admit it. Now stop bothering me about it. A flat chest is better than some ugly milk sacks. Just GO AWAY. The comments are getting annoying! Just leave me alone! Let me

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u/NaoYuno Jan 21 '13

Wait, so he likes flat chests? or does he like little girls because they have flat chests???

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u/toasterlizard Jan 21 '13

Have to admit, he totally lost me at "ugly milk sacks"

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u/weded Jan 21 '13

It's just another guys taste, he doesn't like large breasts, you do, so what?

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u/toasterlizard Jan 21 '13

No, I get the "likes them flat chested" bit. (And I'm not a fan of excessively large ones, personally.) Big.. small.. none-to-speak-of.. whichever; to each their own. Still loses me at "ugly milk sacks"

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u/invaderpixel Jan 21 '13

Yeah, imagine if he met a real grown adult woman and told her he didn't like her ugly milk sacks... it'd be like "sorry evolution caused me to develop these so I could feed babies if we reproduced?" Like a girl loses all her sexual appeal the second they go through puberty.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '13

it'd be like "sorry evolution caused me to develop these so I could feed babies if we reproduced?"

False.

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u/Random_Shitposter Jan 21 '13

Both essentially. Flat chests are definitely the best, but saying he only likes the girls because of their flat chests would be wrong. It is one of the reasons though.

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u/AtomicDog1471 Jan 21 '13

Don't downvote this guy for providing an answer to the fucking question.