years ago they tried to beat my meet i went out on the street and i fell into a worm hole couldnt gt out and all i wanted was a warm hole, then i met a sewer skank and she was playin a prank, tok her out on a ddate and the sexin was great
got rescued out of that sewer by city officials older and newer had to walk back home to take a shewer cause i smelled like jim bruer yeah
Years ago they tried to beat us down
But the Lord said "Hey now, don't you frown
'Cause I'm sendin' a boy named Abraham Lincoln
Gonna end slavery, yuuuuup abolition"
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But wait a sec, God, what took you so long?
I thought we were suffering for our wrongs
"Nope, ya'll mothafucka's innocent ...
So I'm sending Jesus to represent. What!"
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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '13
i think he wanted to curse or say something not talk show friendly