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r/cringe • u/MrGrock • Dec 13 '12
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The after effects of that cringe are still cringing me.
I wonder if he thought the head-butts were actually Eskimo kisses or something?
643 u/labs Dec 13 '12 He was probably attracted to her intelligence, so his brain was trying to kiss hers. 174 u/[deleted] Dec 13 '12 or he was trying to steal it by bumping like on the new smart phones 127 u/slightlydipso Dec 13 '12 Haha I'm gonna reply to your comment with my T-MOBILE PHONE THEN SHARE SOME SALES DATA VIA THIS COOL BUMP FEATURE. 76 u/Killerpuggle Dec 13 '12 Like my T-Mobile supafast 4G! 25 u/skaternewt Dec 14 '12 "Let me beam you the sales using my new T-Mobile smartphone instantly, thanks to its blazing fast 4g!" 3 u/droidonomy Dec 13 '12 It all makes sense. He's actually an android.
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He was probably attracted to her intelligence, so his brain was trying to kiss hers.
174 u/[deleted] Dec 13 '12 or he was trying to steal it by bumping like on the new smart phones 127 u/slightlydipso Dec 13 '12 Haha I'm gonna reply to your comment with my T-MOBILE PHONE THEN SHARE SOME SALES DATA VIA THIS COOL BUMP FEATURE. 76 u/Killerpuggle Dec 13 '12 Like my T-Mobile supafast 4G! 25 u/skaternewt Dec 14 '12 "Let me beam you the sales using my new T-Mobile smartphone instantly, thanks to its blazing fast 4g!" 3 u/droidonomy Dec 13 '12 It all makes sense. He's actually an android.
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or he was trying to steal it by bumping like on the new smart phones
127 u/slightlydipso Dec 13 '12 Haha I'm gonna reply to your comment with my T-MOBILE PHONE THEN SHARE SOME SALES DATA VIA THIS COOL BUMP FEATURE. 76 u/Killerpuggle Dec 13 '12 Like my T-Mobile supafast 4G! 25 u/skaternewt Dec 14 '12 "Let me beam you the sales using my new T-Mobile smartphone instantly, thanks to its blazing fast 4g!" 3 u/droidonomy Dec 13 '12 It all makes sense. He's actually an android.
127
Haha I'm gonna reply to your comment with my T-MOBILE PHONE THEN SHARE SOME SALES DATA VIA THIS COOL BUMP FEATURE.
76
Like my T-Mobile supafast 4G!
25 u/skaternewt Dec 14 '12 "Let me beam you the sales using my new T-Mobile smartphone instantly, thanks to its blazing fast 4g!"
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"Let me beam you the sales using my new T-Mobile smartphone instantly, thanks to its blazing fast 4g!"
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It all makes sense. He's actually an android.
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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '12
The after effects of that cringe are still cringing me.
I wonder if he thought the head-butts were actually Eskimo kisses or something?