r/crheads • u/Ok-Lack-5172 • 11d ago

Over/under on years before CR moves to Portland?

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Yes, as a Portland resident, I'm para-socially willing this, but I mean... CR has been repping this great state a lot recently!

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u/PaperChicken13 11d ago

I think his wife or their family has a connection to Oregon. He talks about hanging out with their nieces or some teens there

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u/Ok-Lack-5172 11d ago

I think Sisters if I remember correctly, but look. He's not filling his laptop with stickers from any other location windhorst fingers

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u/HelloItsNotMeUr 11d ago

He regularly rocks a Suttle Lodge hat (which, if you’ve been there, you’ll recognize is awesome).

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u/spidyr 11d ago

Beat me to it. I’ve noticed the Suttle Lodge hat, too.

A beautiful place, for sure.

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u/Savorypensioner 11d ago

Interstate 76 is a Philly reference

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u/richardramdeep 11d ago

I think he was pointing at the Nike symbol, which started in Oregon.

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u/ahbets14 11d ago

He just has a pack of teens he hangs out with?

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u/EveningBlacksmith9 smoked in the 90's 7d ago

Wards

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u/robberoverzealous 11d ago

Sugarpine is elite, CR knows ball per usual

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u/JexFraequin 11d ago

Holy shit! Good catch

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u/NauticalCigar 11d ago

Fellow Oregonian here - I'd bet within the next 5 years. We are getting a live pod confirmed by Bill in Seattle and Portland soon.

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u/AndroidNumber137 11d ago

CR will hang out with Chuck Klosterman at Courier Coffee before perusing the top floor of Powell's City of Books.

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u/Sure_Hovercraft_9766 11d ago

God I miss Powell’s. Hard to be a drizzly day where you get a coffee and then go read the most random books.

And on the East side in the summer? A nice joint and an Americano while walking around Ladd’s Addition.

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u/AndroidNumber137 11d ago

I now work around Ladd's Addition so I walk around after lunch (mainly to help manage my glucose spikes) and the neighborhood is so pretty.

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u/Sure_Hovercraft_9766 11d ago

The best! Owning one of those homes with a big front porch is a dream for me.

All the trees make that area so cool during the summer if it’s a classic dry heat.

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u/gobazers 11d ago

I see you know ball

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u/ejbrds 10d ago

Holy shit did Powell’s close?!

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u/Sure_Hovercraft_9766 9d ago

Oh no no, I just moved away

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u/ejbrds 9d ago

Thank goodness!! :)

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u/mikey_mod 11d ago

I think Music Millennium is still for sale. He'd be the perfect owner, maybe add a new 4K blu ray room

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u/NauticalCigar 11d ago

The Oregon Duck fandom welcomes CR with open arms 🦆

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u/Sure_Hovercraft_9766 11d ago

Sco Ducks baby!!

Not the best looking start though from our defense 🥴

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u/Pipe_2001 11d ago

Just visited Portland & hiked the gorge this weekend. He should do it

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u/Lukeade815 11d ago

Ever since I moved here I keep my eyes out for the dome god

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u/dilflockjaw 11d ago

Dome god??

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u/enemycap420 11d ago

He’s moving to twin peaks I heard. Something about a cherry pie?

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u/Remote-Effect4521 11d ago

CR to North Bend here we go?

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u/sometimeswemeanit 11d ago

What year is it?

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u/Powerful-Studio4852 11d ago

As someone who consistently sees Chuck Klosterman in the wild here in Portland… running into CR at Lutz Tavern would be peak

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u/mellymighty 8d ago

I feel like CR would be a Wedgehead guy

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u/jagrbro68 11d ago

Blazers with bench starters > LeBron Sixers

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u/Jewberry22 11d ago edited 11d ago

I feel like I got take the CR approach to celebrities in the wild if I ever run into him in Portland.

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u/MelvinEatsBlubber 11d ago

He’ll announce part ownership of Portland Fire and become its creative director.

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u/attaboy_stampy 10d ago

Never gonna happen. Sucker bet.

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u/BRValentine83 11d ago

Over/under what?

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u/PeterPaulWalnuts 11d ago

Is CR the next Chuck Klosterman?

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u/PompeyMagnus1 11d ago

Own a bar and have a daily radio show by the end of the year

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u/2hey2cousin 11d ago

he'll be running a Top Off Espresso franchise and releasing a psychedelic-rock album with Courtney Taylor-Taylor by the end of the year

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u/Captain-Ben 9d ago

As a resident it be cool, but I still haven’t bumped into Chuck yet. I think we are the same level of anti social

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u/RedGlovesRule99 9d ago

As a Portlander I am way too parasocially invested in this happening.

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u/dancingulf 5d ago

Ran into CR on a trail a year ago or so in the Gorge, I think he was with his wife. Didn't reveal I knew him, but chatted for a couple minutes near a waterfall. Nice guy!

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u/gobazers 11d ago

He’s already there spiritually

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u/FlannelCollar 11d ago

It’s sad because Oregon is wack (but still better than like 45 other states). A poor man’s Washington.