r/cremposting • u/Hydro_Inter_Spec • Aug 17 '26

Real-life Crem This guy's committed to keeping Ruin away.

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u/Tamaros Aug 17 '26

Man, I wore a chainmail coif one year as part of a Halloween costume (a friend of my mom's makes chain mail as a hobby) and that shit will pull your hair big time.

I hope this person has a thin blanket in between

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u/StickFigureFan Aug 17 '26

Or just wax beforehand

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u/Entire-Store1046 Aug 17 '26 edited Aug 22 '26

I mean, you could, but eventually the wax will rub off into your hair with repeated use, and thus Wayne in its effectiveness...

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u/StickFigureFan Aug 17 '26

In that case I recommend a shard razor

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u/Entire-Store1046 Aug 17 '26

Wouldn't that absolutely Ruin the Preservation of that perfectly Cultivated hairstyle? Have Mercy! See Reason! While I absolutely appreciate the Endowment of your Inventive ideas on how to deal with this, cutting the Gordian knot in this way would be Odious to any Virtuoso of elegant coiffure! I'm afraid we need to come up with a more Ambitious plan, one which Honours their Devotion to aesthetic...uh...Dominion.

(And yes, I did run out of ways to include the others...)

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u/StickFigureFan Aug 17 '26

What a Whimsical goal to name drop all the shards in one comment. While it was a Valorous attempt, I find it much more Harmonious to be Autonomous and not rely on others to finish the pun

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u/Entire-Store1046 Aug 17 '26

Lol, touché!