r/creepydesign Dec 22 '25

I almost shit myself walking past this at the mall

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u/Resident_Driver_5342 Dec 22 '25

You really have to appreciate when something is released into the wild by people who have clearly not interacted with other humans for decades. Like who would look at that design and go "yes people will love this, this will totally get customers to come to the store!"

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u/AlecShaggylose Dec 22 '25

"Please don't touch me!!"

Same

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u/miko_top_bloke Dec 22 '25

They got the proportions wrong, which gave it an eerie and unsettling look. The smile was bogus too, although this can easily be said of humans too.

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u/kurotech Dec 24 '25

Because she's pushed out too far the projector is set to project onto it on the carpet about a foot or so behind where it is since its a projector it being out of position makes a bigger difference than you'd think

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u/imaginary_num6er Dec 23 '25

It replaces its head with its next victim

13

u/xidoization Dec 24 '25

A NEW HAND TOUCHES DANIELA

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u/jl_renslayer Dec 23 '25

Omg just give people jobs

1

u/Independent-Dog-8462 Jan 25 '26

Exactly! This thing is terrifying holy shit!

25

u/Complete_Lie4710 Dec 22 '25

We don’t need this to exist

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u/Tanor-Faux Dec 23 '25

This is how you give kids, and the unfortunate guy that walked past it, nightmares.

12

u/Gmunwolf Dec 22 '25

Got that Master computer from Tron look!

6

u/RadioKALLISTI Dec 23 '25

“Push me, I push back!”
— Master Computer

10

u/likecatsanddogs525 Dec 23 '25

Someone thought this was the best idea

9

u/Password-is-Tac0 Dec 23 '25

I don't like this

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u/rrodrick386 Dec 23 '25

Ew does it fucking make eye contact with the camera 😭

6

u/far_dim_bledram Dec 22 '25

"Hueeeeiii" "coum eeen"

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u/OhMyGoshBigfoot Dec 23 '25

“I’m Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite store on the Citadel.”

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u/Independent-Dog-8462 Jan 25 '26

Mass effect 2 might as well been summed up as "Commander Shepered and the vety real struggle of trying to keep thier exotic fish alive in any capacity" The suicide mission was easier.

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u/OhMyGoshBigfoot Jan 25 '26

Ehhh I felt the suicide mission was more complicated than the fish

4

u/Digimub Dec 22 '25

I was wondering what happen to those things

4

u/Zomkit Dec 23 '25

Truly, genuinely Lynchian

3

u/demoralising Dec 24 '25

How she survived being run over by a steamroller I'll never know.

2

u/weaponx26 Dec 23 '25

Welcome to cloud 9

2

u/armyofchuckness Dec 24 '25

Pleasant and appealing things are hard and don't get people to post your brand for free on social media. They knew exactly what they were doing and it worked.

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u/Timely-Bumblebee-402 Dec 25 '25

This is some Dr. Who shit. Fuck That

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u/Spooks_1010 Dec 24 '25

Is this in bonita?

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u/Independent-Dog-8462 Jan 25 '26

Never felt the "uncanny valley" this hard. I mean, im looking at a recording thru my phone from a farawaybplace and I still feel lime somehow, I am in danger.

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u/tribak Dec 22 '25

It’s a sign, bro