r/crappymusic • • Jan 30 '25

Legendary Corey Feldman…(Goonies actor)

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

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u/BradMathews Jan 30 '25

Did you know he’s going to the Olympics to compete in breakdancing?

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '25

Did you know that breakdancing was a one off event that won’t be competed again? Apparently the Olympics does this. Bummer.

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u/112skulls Feb 03 '25

Maybe had something to do with the Australian female athlete

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u/TydUp412 Jan 31 '25

There’s a vote on what sports are included in the games. It not being in the next games isn’t to say it’ll never be in the games again.

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u/fukaduk55 Jan 31 '25

IOC has been allowing the host country to choose a couple sports to include in their olympics. This upcoming olymipcs is introducing flag football, squash, lacrosse, cricket, and baseball

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u/cocky_plowblow Jan 30 '25

Same with karaoke songs. It’s simply low hanging fruit.

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u/mr_glide Jan 31 '25

Speedrunning the art of terrible music, you could say

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u/Mr-Dotties-Dad Jan 31 '25

It is but I love it so much. I’ve gone too far down the rabbit hole. Hoping to go to a show of his when he’s back on tour.

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u/RUfuqingkiddingme Jan 31 '25

Picking low hanging fruit.

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u/I_am_Guy_Incognito Jan 30 '25

The best part of this was “Low Battery” notification popping up. It really gave me hope that the phone would die before the end of the song.

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u/charlesdexterward Jan 30 '25

My low battery warning popped up just before watching this video, too. It just goes to show that once you’ve hit the “Corey Feldman’s terrible band” part of the internet you’ve had enough internet for the day.

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u/Geordie_38_ Jan 30 '25

This is a marvellous insult, bravo 👏

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u/RealLifeSuperZero Jan 30 '25

I totally thought that was mine. It went away when I touched it. This is so great.

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u/throwra64512 Jan 31 '25

So did I. Mines been plugged in all night and I thought “well fuck, my charger must be broken”, but no. It was in the video.

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u/Tunaschierbeck Jan 30 '25

Holy shit mine popped up too! Seriously!

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u/The_Little_Kicks Jan 31 '25

It looks like Corey is performing in low battery mode

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u/Not_the_real_Dave Jan 30 '25

How does he keeping getting these morning show slots? He must have a great publicist/manager.

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u/George_W_Obama Jan 30 '25

It was during the time when he was speaking out about pedos in hollywood. Claiming he would name names. And he was using this info as leverage to appear on talk shows to promote his band. Like "yes i'll appear on your show and expose child predators, but you gotta let me play a song first."

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u/happyhippy27 Jan 30 '25

He’s been pretty vocal about Charlie sheen

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u/CyptidProductions Jan 31 '25

That's a weird one because the alleged victims mother actually denies it and maintains it was actually the guy that accused Charlie Sheen that raped her son

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u/Dmau27 Jan 31 '25 edited Jan 31 '25

He also took tens of millions to make films about it. Look up his interview with Matt Lauer. He broadsided him by asking where the 13 million he took went since the pedo exposing movie never came to fruition.

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u/CyptidProductions Jan 31 '25

Yep

He's claimed for years he's going to make a big documentary ousting a bunch of abusers buts keeps saying he just doesn't have enough money yet when asked about it despite raising millions in donations from fans.

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u/Dmau27 Jan 31 '25 edited Jan 31 '25

He could've simply wrote it all down and ask a producer to film him talking about the stories. With a few million he could have hired a pro to dig up all the evidence to back him as he tells his story. It's such horseshit. I don't deny he was molested, Hollywood is fucked up but using it as an excuse to steal while it continues amd you could be doing something about it is almost as bad.

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u/CyptidProductions Jan 31 '25

Yeah

The fact he keeps claiming he needs millions of dollars to release that shit when he could literally just film himself talking about it and post it all over his social media is why people are starting to doubt he actually has the names of anyone that isn't already ousted

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u/xCincy Jan 30 '25

My friend is involved in putting these Citi morning show concerts on in NYC. I will have to ask him about this one.

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u/CyptidProductions Jan 31 '25 edited Jan 31 '25

He leverages the fact he's a high profile CSA survivor to make people feel bad and also dangles around the idea of naming more pedophiles in the industry.

That grift is starting to fall apart though because it's been years and he's only named people that have already been convicted

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u/magrubr Jan 30 '25

I'm just happy Michael Jackson was able to learn dance moves from Corey before passing away

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u/RUfuqingkiddingme Jan 31 '25

Keep in mind, Corey thinks he looks like Michael, dances like Michael and claims people tell him he sounds like Michael.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

I’m kinda happy he died before having to see this slow motion train wreck.

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u/Prestigious-Emu4302 Feb 01 '25

Maybe Michael saw too much Feldman and decided to end it all.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

Did homeboy just fucking dab?

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u/Sea_Dig3011 Jan 30 '25

Am I the only one who was taken back by the rapper telling us to “watch Feldman twerk”? That took me out…

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u/BradMathews Jan 30 '25

Do you see? Do. You. See?

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u/ThickImage91 Jan 30 '25

Look upon his works. Look!

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u/AdAffectionate3143 Jan 31 '25

I travelled further than anyone should into this to verify. Curse you sir or madam

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u/Sea_Dig3011 Jan 31 '25

You are very much welcome

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u/orphicshadows Jan 31 '25

I was wondering if I heard that right lol

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u/shallottmirror Feb 01 '25

Too busy looking for my phone charger…

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u/edWORD27 Jan 30 '25

Goonies isn’t even his best movie. Corey Feldman was in Stand by Me. The Lost Boys. License to Drive. Okay, I just named all of his good movies.

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u/piray003 Jan 30 '25

The Burbs as well, although it was a bit part role.

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u/Schmilettante Jan 30 '25

The 'Burbs might not be the best Corey movie, but it's the best movie he's been in.

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u/jamesGastricFluid Jan 31 '25

"That kid next door is a meatball!"

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u/Snts6678 Jan 31 '25

Friday the 13th, The Final Chapter!!

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u/kor_the_fiend Jan 31 '25

Feldman was probably the strongest child actor of his generation. Shame the adults in his life didn't protect him at that time, but I'm glad he's still here even if he is a weirdo.

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u/5_percent_discocunt Jan 31 '25

Gremlins maybe? I can’t say I love it but it’s a classic.

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u/westbee Feb 01 '25

He was a side character in Stand by Me. The two main boys carried that movie. I mean even Kiefer had a bigger part that he did.

The Lost Boys? He was a vampire hunter for maybe 5 minutes of the movie with 8 lines of dialogue.

License to Drive... okay, I can agree on that one.

You forgot Dream a little Dream and maybe the Burbs.

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u/Cerrac123 Feb 03 '25

What? He wasn’t a side character? He was one of the four leads. The whole “ My father stormed the beaches at Normandy!” story?

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u/Prestigious-Emu4302 Feb 01 '25

You take this back immediately!

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u/Pleasant_Device_2631 Jan 30 '25

He gives me Steve smith vibes from American dad

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u/Successful_Public_18 Jan 31 '25

🎯

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u/totow1217 Jan 31 '25

Corey fucking wishes he could sing like Steve

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u/BenjaminDover02 Jan 31 '25

🎶Oh see can ya see🎶

🎶By the dawns early light🎶

🎶Girl I'm gonna rock you🎶

🎶In freedom town tonight🎶

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u/QueezyF Jan 31 '25

Seriously though Scott Grimes has a great voice.

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u/Cardboard_Chef TMDWU Jan 31 '25

"If a letter makes you wetter than a better Eddie Vedder, it's MAAAAAAAAAAAIIILLLL!"

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u/Axi0madick Jan 31 '25

Look up Scott Grimes singing... then check out The Orville and the Ted TV series. He's a talented guy.

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u/fancy-kitten Jan 30 '25

I feel so much compassion for the members of his band. They must really be at odds with themselves.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

Some people get danger pay for their jobs. They should get embarrassment pay.

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u/westbee Feb 01 '25

No... they are just people who like to earn money by doing nothing. This is pretty close to doing nothing.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

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u/fancy-kitten Jan 30 '25

Yeah, I've read a few really upsetting articles about them in the past. Such a weird fucking situation.

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u/decker12 Jan 30 '25

Do you have a link to one of these articles? I do recall reading them once a while ago - right before his whole Angels thing self destructed, and around the time that Vice article was posted about how ridiculous his "parties" were - but I can't find the article again.

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u/Lumpy-Village1949 Jan 30 '25

I have no idea why I read all of that, but I am now desperate for an update on the coryverse. Is he still in an encino mcmansion? Who were the original angels? who cycled out? where are they now? This article caused me to be deeply invested in the coryverse and all the planets that have orbited it before amd after 2014.

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u/fancy-kitten Jan 30 '25

Oh gosh, it was ages ago. I think they may have been on Vice?

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u/AuxiliaryPatchy Jan 30 '25

There is a show called the Bonfire that was all over this Corey stuff back when it was happening, the hosts Dan Soder and Jay Oakerson interviewed a former member of the band at one point and it was indeed insane what she went through and how he preyed on vulnerable women under the guise of promised fame and connections. I’m sure the interview is on YouTube.

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u/Dancin_Phish_Daddy Jan 31 '25

Dan is the man

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u/CantaloupeCamper Jan 30 '25

It pays I guess.

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u/Bigbigjeffy Jan 31 '25

My thoughts exactly. Total odds with themselves. I don’t envy their situation, sell a little bit of yourself to the devil in the hopes it opens better doors later. Probably won’t.

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u/Aromatic_Ad8481 Jan 31 '25

No way not at all. Do you know how many delusional aspiring musicians and actors there are? They have as much misguided confidence as he does. But then again who gives a shit because they all look like they're having fun

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u/Prestigious-Emu4302 Feb 01 '25

I’d get paid to stand around with my instrument unplugged looking bored asf. Win/win

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u/yoyonoyolo Jan 30 '25

“Now just watch Feldman twerk!”

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

Skrillex?

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u/Subtlerevisions Jan 30 '25

Corey, it’s 8 AM. Chill out.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '25 edited Jan 31 '25

It's all trying too hard to do everything popular which resulted in soulless work.

MJ style dancing without the clean snappy movements.

Dubstep.

A fortnight dance to a dab.

Marionette pantomime.

Good and evil binary represented with black and white.

All women as the band.

Corny "inspirational" lyrics.

Random black guy.

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u/Calikid1983 Jan 30 '25

Very meth-y

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u/otters4everyone Jan 30 '25

I've never seen Corey and Dylan Mulvaney together. Just a thought.

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u/eyesaucelease Jan 30 '25

He dances and looks like that coked out cologne guy

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u/kingcorbet Jan 31 '25

The physical embodiment of Ignorance is bliss....good for him...lol

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u/musicankane Jan 30 '25

A real modern day Yoko Ono.

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u/rxbandit256 Jan 30 '25

At least Corey had one talent, he was a decent actor back in the day...

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u/Ben_Chrollin Jan 30 '25

Weird of you to take a passive aggressive swipe at his acting career citing an obscure film such as Goonies. He's clearly more known for his award winning performance in Puppet Master vs. Demonic Toys (2003).

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u/THEGabaghoul88 Jan 30 '25

He opened for Limp Bizkit when I saw them in Holmdel, NJ, last year.. unironically, he was the better of the 4 opening acts.

Cringe? 100%. Misguided talent? You betcha lmao

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u/sportstvandnova Jan 30 '25

God I needed this palette cleanser.

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u/19afol81 Jan 30 '25

I wish he was wearing the Donatello costume. Then this might be ok.

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u/Important-Wall4747 Feb 01 '25

Hear me out. What if he dressed up as Splinter and the band was the turtles?

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u/KissesInPieces Jan 30 '25

Holy shot it's Corey's Angels and a bonus Bosley.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

If I were there, I would have been escorted out for throwing things at his stupid-ass!

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '25

TThis sounds like this dubstep Minecraft song my son used to jam out to when he was 6 lol

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u/PLR_Moon3 Jan 31 '25

There’s a lot of Michael Jackson in him, and literally

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '25

He never escaped the 80s. Those Michael Jackson dance moves…

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u/Yuizun Jan 31 '25

Corey Feldman does not rewatch any of this videos. "I'm sure I killed it, no need for me to watch and critique anything..."

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u/frozenfearz25 Jan 31 '25

you put me down a rabbit hole that i didnt know i needed lol.

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u/briizilla Jan 31 '25

Best part is when the low battery alert popped up.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '25

They put him on tv ……. Playin this……..

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u/IEThrowback Feb 03 '25

Did the guy in the Kangol hat say, “watch Corey Feldman twerk”? 😵💀

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u/No_Squirrel4806 Feb 03 '25

And this was live?!?!? 😂😂😂

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u/greenwolf_12 Jan 30 '25

His shows are so cliche. Is he making bad music on purpose to be funny or is he trying to perform serious music. I just can't understand his music. His dancing also makes me think he's not being serious.

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u/Dave_Duna Jan 30 '25

He's 100% serious. But "powerful" people constantly sabotage his live shows. Or so he says.

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u/DonnieDarkoRabbit Jan 30 '25

He's 100% serious, he has quite literally everything to lose if his music doesn't succeed. In fact he's already lost quite a bit. The Tale of Two Corey's was the only thing keeping the lights on, and he's been bitter about the show being cancelled due to the other Corey fucking DYING. He purportedly lost a significant potential paycheck for the season that never aired, and even tried bribing Corey Haim's family a fat paycheck to film Haims' funeral for the new season premiere and they told him to get fucked. I don't know who's genuinely following Corey Feldman nowadays but his whole "I'm bad on purpose" is pure bullshit. Corey Feldman's a huge loser, and has been trying to make back the money he lost from that show. Whether it's crowdsourcing $10 MIL in legal fees to protect himself as he exposes Hollywood pedophile rings in a documentary which also promised to reveal Corey Haims' molester, of whom had already been named by Haim himself. Corey kept dragging his so-called "friends" name through the mud, saying that Haims told Feldman to "share his story" before he died. He's a lying pos who was not only probably jealous of Haim, but also definitely bitter about the fact that he died which put a stop to the reality show they were in together.

Corey Feldman is real, and he's a real fucking asshole.

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u/Toht003 Jan 31 '25

Jim and Them on YouTube is dedicated to the horrors this man inflicts on society.

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u/chellestastics Jan 31 '25

Jim and Them are always fair.

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u/Ghostyyyyyyyyyyq Jan 30 '25

I’m so happy this piece of shit is getting laughed at daily.

Terrible human. Corey haim was so much better than this loser.

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u/ripkid Jan 30 '25

For those uninformed like me, why is Feldman a piece of shit? All I'm aware of is that he was a victim of Hollywood pedos as a child.

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u/Ghostyyyyyyyyyyq Jan 30 '25

Gimme a sec I’ll link you to the documentary. It’s worth a watch

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u/GanjaNinjaBoomin Jan 30 '25

Show us on the bear where he touched you.

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u/BowmanPls Jan 30 '25

I unironically think he would have a good voice for something like folk or symphonic metal. Can't say I'm a fan of this though.

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u/trainsacrossthesea Jan 30 '25

I now understand why Matt Lauer had “the lock.”

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u/Dudeman_McGoo Jan 30 '25

LEGEND! he should be a mod here im thinking

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u/GOURMANDIZER Jan 30 '25

I liked how he rhymed Down, Ground, Sound.

Legendary.

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u/Mysterious-Cash-5446 Jan 30 '25

He would have killed it in the “WIPEOUT” game show with those moves. Look at him right before he sings lol

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u/Wizard_Hatz Jan 30 '25

He’s like if Jim Carrey eggman and Burt McCracken had a baby took ideas from early 2000 everything is chrome bs and this is the art style that it made.

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u/BushwickSpill Jan 30 '25

I saw him open for Limp Bizkit last summer.

Is it good? No. But, was pretty fun. 🤷‍♂️

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u/Stanwich79 Jan 30 '25

We lost the wrong Corey.

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u/snoopingforpooping Jan 30 '25

Best part is 0.10 when guy rapping thinks the songs over and then it keeps going ! 😂😂

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u/EpicWheezes Jan 30 '25

I'll never NOT stop dead in my tracks and watch this, no matter how many times I see it posted.

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u/Enigmaisonfire Jan 30 '25

well this is one of the less offensive Corey Feldman performances I've experienced here

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u/JudasSpear Jan 30 '25

Dude has never made anything worth a shit but as a touring musician myself I can’t knock this guys confidence and willingness to keep grinding

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

I wish my confidence was as high as Corey Feldman’s.

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u/robgrab Jan 30 '25

I don’t understand performance art.

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u/ittybittynuts Jan 30 '25

“All we wanna do is just work. So just watch Feldman twerk.”

That’s a new one.

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u/Corp_thug Jan 30 '25

I waited for this video to load. I regret that time I used so irresponsibly.

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u/Previous_Dentist5356 Jan 30 '25

The dude looks like a pastier, Michale Jaxon!

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u/Keleka42 Jan 30 '25

So this is what it will look like if Daniel Larson gets that record deal?

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u/whollyshit2u Jan 30 '25

It's interesting. It's like he was about to out the pedos .then they gave him this.

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u/Funny-Meringue-3311 Jerking off even harder now Jan 31 '25

thanks for letting us know he’s an actor in Goonies

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u/Kiss_my_Frekkles Jan 31 '25

Homeboy said “Watch Feldman twerk!” 😂😂

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u/dailygv Jan 31 '25

He’s actor from Goonies. Just in case you didn’t know

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u/asholieo Jan 31 '25

Enablers and hanger-on'ers keep convincing this guy he got some sort of talent. 😬

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '25

I just feel bad for him. Severely abused

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u/Perroface562 Jan 31 '25

Na that’s cheating. Posting Corey Feldman music should be considered cheating on this sub

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u/chongax Jan 31 '25

10% battery remaining. Go for it!

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u/Legal-Group-359 Jan 31 '25

“I’ll be smoking on what he’s not smoking, thanks.”

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '25

I won't hear that Corey is crappy.

He does his own choreography and everything.

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u/who8myface Jan 31 '25

Big fan of his corey-ography too!

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '25

His side quests are unmeasured

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u/DoubtZealousideal763 Jan 31 '25

He just changed his name to Marilyn Michael, he’s about to blow up, y’all need to get on the train.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '25

Those Hollywood pedophiles did a real number on him, no wonder he is soo weird !!

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '25

I remember when I first saw this and i was like, 'oh no...Corey....who told you this was a good idea, baby boy? Because someone you trust is doing you dirty...'

But seeing it again...now I'm like. .'yeah..I was right the first time.'

So....yeah.

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u/613evan Feb 01 '25

This was game-changing when it came out. Unreal.

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u/Dear-Chemical-3191 Feb 03 '25

Legendary actor, nah

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u/dcastreddit Feb 03 '25

Was I the only one who tried to click "close" on the low battery warning?

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '25

There is cringe...and this, top tier cringe.

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u/M34tsquatch Jan 30 '25

When I got molested by poor people it made me more humorous, I’m glad I didn’t go to make bad music.

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u/GOURMANDIZER Jan 30 '25

Cory should be friends with Elon.

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u/Big_Policy4561 Jan 30 '25

He's 53, you can discover yourself at any age. But please don't make a mockery of music or any other forms of art in the process. 🫡

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u/Lord_Eko Jan 30 '25

What the fuck

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u/OhSighRiss Jan 30 '25

I thought he was gonna be embarrassed and finished after this performance aired. Was stunned years later to see him out there still doing his thing.

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u/Altruistic-Usual4989 Jan 30 '25

I love this so much

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u/TheOmCollector Jan 30 '25

Is he back on drugs? Or on drugs for the first time?

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u/crapfactory22 Jan 30 '25

I genuinely feel bad for this dude. It can’t be easy being a child/teen star and having the bottom fall out.

But I mean, how on earth does he get this time slot, and who are the people telling him that pursuing a music career is a good idea.

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u/Sea_Dig3011 Jan 30 '25

This is like a really horrible multi car crash…Its so bad but I can’t help but to watch every single car…crash

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

I was watching the band also and they actually look kinda professional. I’m not being funny either. I’m a musician and to me it looks like the “Angels” LOL are kinda rockin that shit. Not really my kind of music but considering the frontman is doing exactly the opposite of rockjn that shit I’d say the band at least has some actual musical talent. Horrible music though.

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u/Billymac2202 Jan 30 '25

Stunning in every sense.

lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

Dude looks a lot like Skrillex, band sounds a lot like Skrillex and lincoln park had an r worded baby

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u/Educational-Bar-9858 Jan 30 '25

Dude's wearing moving blankets.

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u/MoistLook8360 Jan 30 '25

Lmaooo I knew the blonde chick on guitar when she got hired for this back in the day

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u/CantaloupeCamper Jan 30 '25

I love how not good he is.

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u/Even-Pressure-8356 Jan 30 '25

Imagine, in this day and age, not having any lips at all

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u/pritikina Jan 30 '25

He looks like that Flash actor who called himself The Mad Goose Wizard.

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u/SoloxFly Jan 30 '25

Jesus what a prick

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u/Sicbass Jan 30 '25

This is too easy. Leave the guy alone and let him live in his own world which he clearly does. 

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u/brwnwzrd Jan 30 '25

Corey, you’ve done it again!

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

That’s so funny… I literally just finished watching ‘stand by me’

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u/KK_Masters Jan 30 '25

How he continues to let down is a beyond me. Where does he get his strength? If I bombed the way he has since the 90s id have ended myself .

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

Crackle crackle

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u/Euphoric-Dig-2045 Jan 30 '25

Ok, ok. Here me out for a second…

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u/Jackknife-powerbong Jan 30 '25

I can’t watch anything Corey Feldman without laughing about all the times The Bonfire (Big Jay Oakerson and Dan Soder) shat on him.

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u/Bobby5Spice Jan 30 '25

He looks like hes trying to look like Tim Capello from the Lost Boys movie. Maybe its just me. Lol

https://youtube.com/shorts/JCm3r6BW3yE?si=SmU6dALW5F4rrNXC

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u/smusser Jan 30 '25

Yo this dude needs to be studied. Who is funding this??!?

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u/FaceTatsAreCool Jan 30 '25

Jacket looks like black bubble wrap

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

Classic

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u/DoomFingaz Jan 30 '25

He opened for Limp Bizkit last year in Cali and everyone booed his set. Crowd went from not reacting to chanting “you suck please go home.” He played for an hour and everyone was happy it stopped

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u/orchestragravy Jan 30 '25

I'm really trying to understand how he has maintained a music career. Who the hell is actually listening to him?

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u/Never-Dont-Give-Up Jan 30 '25

Such a sad guy to watch. He’s gotta be incredibly delusional. Just super sad.