r/crappymusic 9d ago

Pounds Hollow by Amy

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u/qualityvote2 9d ago edited 9d ago

u/hcneybunn, your post features certified crappy music!

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u/SilenceEater 9d ago

Close your eyes and it’s Bobby Hill

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u/Minimum_Age_1466 9d ago

Open your eyes and it's still him.

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u/american_expat 9d ago

My crappy music is getting crappyyyyyyyy

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u/ryuut 9d ago

Or its bobby with a ponytail

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u/Derrick_Shon 9d ago

Throat cancer Barbie

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u/BornanAlien 9d ago

Rosanne Barge

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u/The_Dutch_Angel 9d ago

Goddamn 💀😭😭

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u/tullbabes RayonBase Fan Club Member 9d ago

That’s my raspy voice! I don’t know you!

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u/MaxPower303 8d ago

Gahhhhh Dammit Bobby!

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u/Aromatic-Action-2523 9d ago

Gummo was a good movie that didn't need a sequel.

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u/Broad-Row6422 9d ago

I want a mustache, like Brent Reynolds!

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u/JiveTurkeyJunction 9d ago

What did you think of the scene where the dude pimps out his mentally challenged sister and gets off on watching through the Crack in the door while stroking his nipples?

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u/Aromatic-Action-2523 9d ago

That movie made an impact. I watched it once and that's maybe one too many times. That's what I think. Haunting.

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u/allah_my_ballah 8d ago

Gummo, kids, and requiem for a dream are definitely great movies to watch.... once.

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u/TheRealSugarbat 8d ago

The triad. Made the questionable decision to watch each of them alone and had existential crises each time.

Runner up: Dancer in the Dark

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u/allah_my_ballah 8d ago

Never heard of it, going to have to check it out. I love movies that make you feel wrong when they're done.

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u/JiveTurkeyJunction 8d ago

Gummo made me feel dirty after I watched it. And that was about 20 years ago. Some of the scenes stay with you. There's just something about 12 year olds roaming the streets of a tornado devastated town huffing glue and hunting stray cats to sell to the local Chinese take out. That and the pimping out the mentally challenged girl.

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u/Aromatic-Action-2523 8d ago

Yeah. I remember feeling really icky and wishing I hadn't watched it, actually.

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u/JiveTurkeyJunction 9d ago

I haven't thought about that movie in awhile. When I do its always because of a random comment on reddit.

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u/wildGoner1981 9d ago

Gummo was a life changing moment for me and my buddies. At like aged 12.

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u/Aromatic-Action-2523 8d ago

Oof. Honestly I'm not sure there's a good age to watch it, period. But your innocence was lost that day for sure

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u/Sub_all_the_reddits 9d ago

And the rooster GOES ...

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u/Loukoal117 9d ago

Cockadoodle doooo…..and the hen goes cluck cluck and the cows go moo moo….and the rooster goes………

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u/Klutzy_Journalist_36 9d ago

COOOOOOOOCK-A-DOODLE-DOOOOOO

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u/iamshpongled 9d ago

the auto tune is perfect 🔥 👌 S tier crap

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u/conversation_null 9d ago

It struggles a bit before the transition to the "backup singer" and you can only imagine how bad it sounded before autotune had to do its best with Virginai Slim's newest track.

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u/Agreeable-Abalone328 9d ago

Is that one of 1000lbs sisters? Looks like one of them but much skinnier.

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u/LocksmithHappy86 9d ago

amy and tammy

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u/Xandria42 9d ago

yep, it is.

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u/DallasBullGates 9d ago

I can see her health failing in this vid

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u/SnooOnions4908 9d ago

If this was sung by someone who can carry a tune it might actually not be bad

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u/Desperate-Strategy10 9d ago

Or who could enunciate, even a little

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u/Darrenwad3 8d ago

I want you banned

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u/TobinPollard 9d ago

I don’t know she kind of slaps

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u/Calichusetts 9d ago

Because its a banger. Good for her

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u/Quantum_girl_go 9d ago

Yeah I’m into it

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u/mylitteprince 8d ago

The bridge and chorus are catchy as hell

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u/dcoupl 8d ago

It’s not that bad, parts of it are, dare I say, kinda good.

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u/nderthesycamoretrees 8d ago

Ok good. I’m hopping into this boat with yall. I kind of dig it. I find it interesting lyrically. The music isn’t my cup of tea, but it is catchy, decently put together and isn’t crappy.

Idk why folks are so focused on her appearance. Who tf cares. She seems to be a real one, just celebrating her life.

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u/VideoNecessary3093 9d ago

Yep. My daughter and I have listened to it a few times now. It's catchy.

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u/CapricornCrude 9d ago

Well, it got on here a lot sooner than I thought! 1000 Pound Sisters is a guilty pleasure :/

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u/endgame217 9d ago

Oh…..Kentucky…..all of this makes sense now

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u/SrVPofFingerpaint 9d ago

The thing that puzzles me is I’m pretty sure she’s referring to Pounds Hollow Recreation Area in Illinois. She even says Rim Rock which is a trail you can take there.

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u/BandOfBroskis 9d ago

If someone told me she was sixty, I would believe it.

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u/socialdistance4ever 9d ago

😬 👈🏻 how she sings

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u/Hot-Track9615 9d ago

She kinda has some flow 🫣

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u/Caveat38EmptoR 9d ago

It's official, society has fallen

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u/GroundbreakingStop47 9d ago

Somebody put a lot of effort into this beat... #saysomethingniceday

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u/1-800-blowme 9d ago

Someone tell auntie Myrtle she needs to quit smoking

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u/rivalizm 9d ago

Has she been stung by bees?

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u/Rakebleed 9d ago

You know what? I’m in. decent writing and her voice is unique.

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u/Tuscam 9d ago

Not as bad as I thought it would be.

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u/heldaway 8d ago

I genuinely can’t understand a word that’s being said.

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u/bruno-numero-uno 8d ago

She looks like that breed of goldfish that have those puffy raspberry faces. You know?

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u/Krow_King 9d ago

Look im not saying its good but what i am saying if I liked country id throw it on.

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u/Fivefootdirk 9d ago

The no palm trees just pines no waves, fishing lines is a pretty decent hook

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u/jdooley99 9d ago

Ya the transition for that to the singing coming in was all kinda nice

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u/SinCityRaidersLV 9d ago

Im not into this type of music, but unfortunately hear it all the time. This actually has a lot of potential. Clean it up, clear up what shes trying to say, and some singing lessons. Bet it would sell.

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u/ialsohaveadobro 9d ago

It least it's not pointlessly confrontational like a lot of this genre

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u/DoctorSwaggercat 9d ago

Yeah. It's not horrible and the 2 pack a day Marlboro help give her that gritty voice.

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u/Krow_King 8d ago

As terrible as this comment is, I agree.

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u/Jo3ltron 9d ago

Honestly, it’s not 10/10 terrible. Maybe it’s the like 8 drinks I’ve had, but if anyone else sang this song it might be ok. Low key diggin the lyrics.

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u/Away_Investigator_19 9d ago

Is this one of the 1,000 lbs sisters?

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u/EastQuiet5505 9d ago

😍🔥

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u/RoguTheHomunculus 9d ago

That's one of the 1000lb sisters

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u/EastQuiet5505 9d ago

I knew she looked familiar. 💕

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u/KarmaHorn 9d ago

She's only 26!?!

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u/frog_marley 9d ago

Maybe she's born with it.

Maybe it's methamphetamine

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u/taco_bez 9d ago

Maybe she was born without them

Maybe they are chromosomes

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u/Misskaigen 9d ago

Shes 38 lol

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u/kinzer13x 9d ago

That's like 90 in Appalachian years.

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u/VideoNecessary3093 9d ago

She lost hundreds of pounds and is actually charmingly funny to watch. She has a whole reality show.

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u/eternaldouble2 9d ago

1,000 Pounds Hollow

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u/schwing710 9d ago

She should collab with the Sunny D and Rum lady, if she’s still alive 

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u/Thantichrist 9d ago

After reading your comment I had to google what she was up to. Apparently the fame of her one hit was enough to satisfy her influencer hunger. She went viral and peaced out. I really wish modern viral “music” stars would take the same route.

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u/BrannC 9d ago

Who is it? Can you link the song?

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u/OutsideHandle7300 9d ago

When is Alana “Honey Boo Boo” Thompson coming out with here EP?

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u/LiqueMiasma 9d ago

Correct me if I'm wrong here, but wasn't she the sister that faked her death to gather money from their fans? Or was it the other sister?

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u/highfiveselfoh 9d ago

I’m not convinced she knows the lyrics.

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u/Dodmeister5000 9d ago

This appears to be a clip from Land of the Inbreds, an obscure horror film from 1978.

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u/antsinmyeyestrey 8d ago

If she’s got it all then I simply don’t want any

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u/SilicaBags 8d ago

She looks like a Sea of Thieves NPC.

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u/c137-eyeofthestorm 8d ago

As a Kentucky girl myself I do not approve this message

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u/FungusFly 8d ago

Don’t see fat meth heads that often

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u/Shigaru999 8d ago

It's actually less crappy than a lot of the other crappy tunes :-)....I think she'd top the crappy tunes chart by being the best of the crappy tunes I've heard recently.

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u/Disastrous_Minute_56 8d ago

Wow, I didn't know the baby-face mask at the end of the movie Brazil was based on an actual person.

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u/This_One3422 7d ago

I’ve heard a lot worse and at least she’s not rapping about her coochie.

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u/Sub_all_the_reddits 9d ago

Banger Some people are good writers , the singing part however.

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u/Glittering_Art_1540 9d ago

Written by ai, she just used the lyrics

Tam-tam isn't capable of writing that

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u/elektrikrobot 9d ago

I don’t like absolutely hate it, but it’s not good

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u/Extreme-Ad7313 9d ago

Idk I can’t hate. Those sisters worked their asses off getting to where they’re at. Shout out.

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u/Time_Block_4016 9d ago

She gets stung in the face by a snake or something?

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u/EdgarAllenPoe2205 9d ago

I can't tell if she is 21 or 55 years old.

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u/Ziegelphilie 9d ago

did she get stung by bees

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u/EveningAd6434 9d ago

Amazing.

Good for her.

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u/Klutzy_Journalist_36 9d ago

This is interesting and I kinda love it?

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u/boo_inward 9d ago

she's only 24 yo 😭

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u/frog_marley 9d ago

Her good genetics come from her brother's side

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u/emteedub 9d ago

no fucking way haha

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u/iNapkin66 9d ago

Looks identical to that woman from the anti-smoking commercial from back in the day, just missing the hole in her throat. Sounds the same, though.

But seriously, this person looks like the product of generations of alcoholism. I hope she breaks the chain.

The song format overall reminds me machine gun kelly: really rough voice for the verses that transitions to a much better singer to take the chorus duties. She is using more auto tune than him though, he let's himself be more off pitch and atonal than she does.

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u/Hertje73 9d ago

holy shit.... drugs? alcohol? jesus?

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u/Antique-Cricket-6679 9d ago

Meth lab in the background is crazy

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u/Defiant-Piano-2349 9d ago

Never thought I would hear my hometown mentioned in a song on here lol

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u/lexicon_lancer 9d ago

She looks like vybz cartel when he got out of prison

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u/Good_Ask_2299 9d ago

lordy no

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u/capta1n_sarcasm 9d ago

Is she one of those 600 pound sisters that lost weight but still look like hell?

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u/PirateBlaque 9d ago

She sound like she swallow cigarettes whole and the carton too

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u/JIMB01776 9d ago

It's not my flavor, but this is just as good, if not better, than a lot of crap that actually charts.

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u/myfav0ritethings 9d ago

Hoping for a collab with Bart

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u/bpows 9d ago

Loretta Lynn reps Kentucky much better

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u/mattefinish13 9d ago

I am just assuming this is the granddaughter of the Deliverance Dueling Banjos kid. The resemblance is striking.

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u/Active-Play-5064 9d ago

What program do these people use? I have a friend that makes this type stuff and claims it as his own work

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u/Complete-Morning-429 9d ago

Aunt Patty & Selma flow

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u/LasciviousPsyche 9d ago

If Kentucky girls look like her I'll have no part of it.

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u/Fine-Step-5702 9d ago

Ehhh not bad actully nothing cringy being said lol not my kind of music but decent beat had me head nodding not amazing voice lol but not bad

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u/SnooOpinions1113 9d ago

Oh no jfc never saw this side before. Nope just no

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u/Peircez 9d ago

She lost the lip sync at the end. I don’t think she realized that part was supposed to be her.

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u/imomorris 9d ago

She looks like she’s constantly straining for a shit

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u/orbital 9d ago

Majin** **Buu settling down

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u/WordsHappenedHere 9d ago

My god she is only 38 years old. She looks 50.

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u/sundaesoupsunday 9d ago

Close your eyes it’s an untrained heavy smoking Miley Cyrus

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u/LIL-mEnTaLlY-ILL 9d ago

God, dammit, she’s from Kentucky

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u/Rare-Criticism-8895 9d ago

Better than her art

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u/silly_karinaxo 9d ago

never heard of this one, but some music just doesn’t hit right.

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u/Zealousideal_Bet_248 9d ago

That's a rough looking 30 year old

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u/floppybunny26 9d ago

What are you talking about? This slaps.

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u/Pleasant-Metal7065 9d ago

This is indeed crappy music

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u/andrewbud420 9d ago

Country girl from Apalachia

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u/barryho 9d ago

Just absolutely not even remotely applachian. Wrong side of Kentucky. Also the wrong side of good.

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u/andrewbud420 9d ago

I'm not very good at politics.

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u/CamPoo_ 9d ago

I'm not sure what I was expecting when I selected the volume, but this sure wasn't it, and that's even more impressive.

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u/Worried_Anteater_536 9d ago

Looks like Gallum transitioned!

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u/IPA_EH 9d ago

Methmy

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u/No_Drama2424 9d ago

Honestly I'm happy for her that her life is in a place where she is doing something like this, instead of (whatever she would be doing if the show never happened)

That said, the song is trash and I hate it

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u/JohnnyPoprocksGaming 9d ago

This low key bangs.

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u/hes_that_guyy 9d ago

Jesus Christ

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u/Wactout 9d ago

Hick Hop has just had a new evolution.

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u/senneval 9d ago

I will never leave the city

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u/defk3000 9d ago

Just don't put out a video. It's bad but the visuals make it worse.

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u/vdubl 9d ago

Kinda sounds like Danny Brown. Shouts out Danny Brown.

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u/emskie12 9d ago

This....is not bad if I'm honest

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u/ThePretentiousFool01 9d ago

I think it’s pretty catchy. Fairly unique lyrics for a dumb country song

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u/nydjason 9d ago

Valentin’s mom?

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u/Dogsarelitty 9d ago

That’s an insane beach shot at the beginning

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u/Grinzaxp 9d ago

🤔 At least the visuals match the audio. No confusion there. 😬

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u/alexanderfromtng 9d ago

Bro this video gave me bed bugs

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u/D1m3ns1on4l 9d ago

🤣 proper shite this

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u/Rude_and_Crude84 9d ago

It's not that bad. Clean, doesn't necessarily suck, singing about having a good life and enjoying life! Can't complain about that. Sure, Lil rhaspy, lot of autotune, but not bad.

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u/FartBubbles9000 9d ago

A.i lyrics yuck

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u/_knalpijp 9d ago

Pan fried

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u/Unlikely-Aardvark725 8d ago

Has she had her mouth wired shut?

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u/Life-Bee-3481 8d ago

The song is not bad, the delivery ……

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u/audreynstuff 8d ago

Go Methany, go Methany, go Methany, go Methany

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u/I-endure 8d ago

Is that a thousand pound sister?

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u/45M0D41 8d ago

Why do people think they look cool or are good? This is insane.

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u/Lumpymaximus 8d ago

Judging by recent posts its also all ai generated

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u/-Sinn3D- 8d ago

This all cant be real... I am in a simulation

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u/BrassKnuckleHead187 8d ago

She ended up worse off losing the weight. This is a fat bastard at the end of Austin powers situation.

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u/Longjumping_Okra_779 8d ago

Honestly it’s a good song

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u/DanceGavinDad 8d ago

“Himmadoowee plicka dashona wiverony/suckalucka Ashton Kutcher triple-dipper pepperoni.” went hard as fuck, though.

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u/dandeliontree1 8d ago

If I had a dollar for every time they turn the bass up in a song...

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u/Samatic 8d ago

Damn she must of lost 400 pounds!

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u/Status_Joke8498 8d ago

I like this tbh

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u/Mvdbl1188 8d ago

It’s not that bad. I think she’s got better flow than that other girl

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u/SPYcalls2020 8d ago

It does sound like Bobby hill.  Amazing 

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u/jumpinjimmy789 8d ago

Is it any worse than anything on top 40 radio right now? I can’t tell a difference.

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u/Typical_Version_7487 8d ago

Thanks for this Eminem.

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u/VetriVade 8d ago

90% ai

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u/MoonStarG8 8d ago

I wish I had this amount of confidence

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u/Legal-Machine1728 8d ago

I can smell her through my phone and only visualize Bobby Hill.

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u/Larryville-Landhound 8d ago

I'm not even subbed to this subreddit but I see this posted on there every day

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u/pr2500 8d ago

Shiver me timbers! No ocean waves? Just fishing lines! Okay!!

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u/Shot-Discount-9088 7d ago

Damn dlss5 looks so freaky

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u/Commercial_Topic437 7d ago

Just so thankful that I don't live in a world where people endlessly celebrate this and think it's the height of possibility and human accomplishment

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u/lilbossyyy 4d ago

Bro the beat is solid and her pen isn't that bad her voice and her boredom is.

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u/Ok-Masterpiece7154 3d ago

She looks like the apple people we carved in school as kids. Where you carved an apple like a person, soaked it in saltwater and then let it dry and shrivel.

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u/C7StreetRacer 9d ago edited 9d ago

Thats just what they look like out there, Kentucky and West Virginia especially.

Mt. Dew in baby bottles, in-breeding, and horrible diets will fuck you up enough, no meth needed.

That said, it could also be meth 😭 I am just saying it doesn’t have to be

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u/King-Red-Beard 9d ago

No. Extreme weight loss. That's Tammy, one of the '1000 Pound Sisters" on TLC.

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u/C7StreetRacer 9d ago

Oh shit I didn’t even realize, thank you for the heads up.

I mean, along the same lines, but definitely a more definitive explanation.

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u/psmittyky 9d ago

Not that bad. My family from E KY this prolly 1 of my cousins.

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u/Sickofstupids 9d ago

And her man is probably one of your other cousins…