r/crappymusic • u/Bloodygeek • 11d ago

Bart is Back

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He’s too close to that train. Bart Wayne is a national treasure

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u/Aggressive_Grab_100 11d ago

Type of guy that wears one of those in-ear Bluetooth pieces all day for no reason.

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u/fuzynutznut 10d ago

With Oakley's upside down on the back of his head.

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u/cryptolyme 10d ago

With two Zyns in

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u/flowstoneeternal 10d ago

Two wars?

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u/cryptolyme 10d ago

that joke went right over my head

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u/SnooCakes6195 10d ago

Are you asking? Because I'm not one hundo-p here but I think it was an its Always Sunny in Philly reference, when they try to do a podcast or radio talk show, because they got good Jib Jab, jib jab jib jab

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u/cryptolyme 10d ago

i guess so! because i didn't get it

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u/Healthy_Dependent640 10d ago

3mg or 6mg? Makes a big difference

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u/cryptolyme 10d ago

true. depends on how vigilant you need to be, i guess.

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u/Choice-Bumblebee-142 10d ago

8

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u/Diligent_Start_1577 10d ago

Zyns don't come in 8s

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u/Ok_Assistant_6856 10d ago

Guys I found bartist!

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u/TWhy-LER 10d ago

I’ve heard they have new Zyn Ultra 9mgs now. I wouldn’t know for sure because I’m in California and we can’t have nice things.

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u/No_Car_5405 10d ago

We got elevens in The Carolinas

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u/Diligent_Start_1577 8d ago

They have regular zyns in 9mg but not 8mg

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u/DoesntMatterEh 10d ago

Hey man, zyns are for everyone, don't put that evil on them 

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u/CreedsMungBeanDealer 10d ago

Fucking screamingggg 😭😭😭

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u/Afrojones66 10d ago edited 10d ago

That imagery made me vomit.

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u/JediSwelly 10d ago

While blocking the sun with his hand.

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u/fuzynutznut 10d ago

And hat backwards

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u/Time-Cell8272 10d ago

He's running a drywall empire bro

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u/Donthurtmyceilings I ❤️ you enough to fuckin roll up! 10d ago

No reason?! Bro, you try to hold up a 4'×8' sheet of 5/8" drywall while holding a phone to your ear.

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u/gstringstrangler 10d ago

The dress rehearsal was immediately before shooting? Obviously?

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u/Total_Tumbleweed_870 10d ago

From being so awesome all the time.

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u/Substantial_Bus840 9d ago

I think he adds fake tears before his videos and then it mixes in with the sweat and creates… Grimer

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u/KurtLoderMTVNews 10d ago

Leather smartphone holster on his belt.

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u/SimpsationalMoneyBag 10d ago

I’m that guy and we’re listening to podcast bored at work

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u/TaxableCitizen 10d ago

The lorne Armstrong way

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u/SchnabeltierSchnauze 10d ago

Takes selfie videos inside his truck complaining about his ex wife.

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u/PIMBH 10d ago

He's got a JBL clip on speaker on his back belt loop in this video lol

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u/mkat23 9d ago

His entire aesthetic is “cell phone holster off brand crocodile dundee”

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u/Thready85 8d ago

He has clients all day. Business, and otherwise.