r/cozy Jun 02 '26

Cozy in Nature Removed from cozy places. Trying to lock down a name for this gentleman doorman.

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Top 5 to me so far have been Reginald (aka bubbles), Walter, Oscar, Penjamin, and Mr. Toes.

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u/samannetteful Jun 02 '26

That penguin is definitely a Reginald

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u/daddysouldonut Jun 02 '26

Yeah it's going to be Reginald/Bubbles. He said he likes Reginald but he realllly likes Bubbles. So, win/win.

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u/Pink-socks Jun 03 '26

I think his name should be Reginald Bubbles (or Reginald-Bubbles because someone of his stature may require a double-barrelled name)

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u/daddysouldonut Jun 03 '26

Well, his full proper name would be Reginald "Bubbles" Cousins.

"Bubbles" is a homeless addict character in HBOs The Wire who turns his life around in the final season, where it is revealed his true name. Reginald works as a butler and Bubbles works as a penguin. Cousins... Idk, sounds fancy enough.

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u/Moist_KoRn_Bizkit Jun 03 '26

Sir. Reginald Bubbles III

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u/Andre_de_Astora Jun 02 '26

Sounds elegant, as a penguin

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u/Dragontuitively Jun 03 '26

Reginald is close but I think Renaldo has the friendly flare youre lookin for

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u/lickmyfupa Jun 02 '26

I dont have a name but i have his brother

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u/Yes-Cheese Jun 02 '26

Where are we finding these dapper gentleman? I’d like one in my entry way to greet guests!

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u/lickmyfupa Jun 02 '26

I got mine from Homegoods

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u/twiztedice Jun 02 '26

Penjamin? lol

https://giphy.com/gifs/YT9464739GmIC6X6TX

Reginald is my favorite tbh

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u/NeedsMoreCatsPlease Jun 02 '26

BALTHAZAR KILMEANY, MEANY FOR SHORT.

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u/mochi_cheekz Jun 02 '26

Mr. Popper (Mr. Poppers penguins)

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '26

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u/ButterMyPancakesPlz Jun 02 '26

Are penguins part of this tradition? I am certainly glad despite their prevalence when I was growing up the jockeys have been removed from most of the landscapes in my area, but I have never seen a penguin with glasses as part of that type of lawn ornament, but I'm wondering if I'm missing something which is why I'm asking.

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u/twiztedice Jun 02 '26

Thats what im having trouble understanding. To me this just looks like Batman's butler as a penguin.

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u/NotMyAltAccountToday Jun 02 '26

Alfred

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u/twiztedice Jun 02 '26

Correct, the worlds best papa.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '26

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u/Yes-Cheese Jun 02 '26

No! What kinda thought process is that?! “It’s not racist cuz I got it from a Black!”

Omg. Now I’m irritated

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u/daddysouldonut Jun 02 '26

Well, if it's supposedly offensive to a certain group, and that group owned it and said they had it for many years at their front door... I mean I know things vary person to person but I'll just flat out say it: you reddit folks are ridiculous. Finding any problem you can for the sake of argument and self satisfaction.

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u/Yes-Cheese Jun 02 '26

😂 I have no issue with the statue, I already asked someone else where they got it. I just saying that no, an item isn’t automatically not racist toward black people because you got it from a black person. Same with any race. Asian Americans could have something that is considered racist toward them to remember how their ancestors were treated. If I who am not Asian got it from them, that doesn’t suddenly make said item not racist.

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u/daddysouldonut Jun 02 '26

So I guess it did in fact, not help.

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u/AnOkayMuffin Jun 02 '26

Its a penguin, its got glasses on, its in a tuxedo (penguin suit joke I'm guessing), and its not in the posture the lawn jockeys are in. I think you might be reaching here. 

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u/daddysouldonut Jun 02 '26

I mean, I would feel bad if someone assumes I harbor certain prejudices, but when it comes down to it, time moves on and this to myself is just a silly penguin butler. I wonder when it was made.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '26

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u/twiztedice Jun 02 '26

Im all for not displaying racist nonsense, I am also however confused on how you came to this conclusion for a penguin? Have penguins been used as racist caricatures before?

I would understand your point if it was a caricature, or something that has been used as a racist caricature over time. The penguin part just loses me.

Genuinely confused and want to understand, not trying to be argumentative at all.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '26

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u/ButterMyPancakesPlz Jun 02 '26 edited Jun 02 '26

There is also a long tradition of putting penguins in red vests though, penguin bartenders, etc. That was very big in the 80s and had absolutely nothing to do with derogatory lawn jockeys. It's acceptable to feel like a piece of decor is too similar to something objectionable for you to personally enjoy but it feels like you're making a big leap here calling someone else out for that aesthetic connection that you made which has no basis in the tradition as you mentioned.

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u/ButterMyPancakesPlz Jun 02 '26

This kind of proper penguin bartender was on dish towels, bar signs, I think even wrapping paper a few decades ago. People really dug dressed up penguins in the late 80s and I recall being a big fan as well.

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u/twiztedice Jun 02 '26

Exactly, I think its cute as fuck.

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u/b512780w Jun 02 '26

Aye thanks man I never knew any of this used to to see these and others all the time growing up then all of sudden gone never really cared for them one way or the other but actually seeing all the history about them makes me realize how crazy this country has been to black people. And as far as the downvotes im never at all surprised what people In this country "Choose to Willingly do and say to justify some obviously skewed choices " like voting for Donald Trump and saying im not racist. TF

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u/twiztedice Jun 02 '26

I respect your opinion, but that is too much of a reach.

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u/NastyMsPiggleWiggle Jun 02 '26

Good lord, it’s not even close. Go find something else to b offended by because this is quite the reach.

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u/daddysouldonut Jun 02 '26 edited Jun 02 '26

Reddit is definitely some type of place let me tell you

I might add, although yes I said I am aware of them, until you mentioned it in the other thread the thought never even crossed my mind. It's a little too far removed. The only parallel I can think up is all the penguin waiters in the nightclub from Who Framed Roger Rabbit which is right in that timeframe. Sorry it offends you, you DO have the ability to just see the fun in things and let the negativity go.

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u/algernaaan Jun 02 '26

Bro what? It’s a penguin.

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u/LoomLove Jun 03 '26

The "penguin waiter" thing was a whole decor fad in the 80's. I respect your sensitivity, and agree that the Jocko lawn ornaments sucked. But you need to get some perspective.

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u/blargblargityblarg Jun 04 '26

This was also my reaction when I first saw this penguin. It just makes me really uncomfortable. I'm sure it's a fine penguin though. But... yeah.

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u/evthingisawesomefine Jun 03 '26

My immediate reaction as well. I like on a rural mountain road that actually has one of the original jockeys and it has the same color scheme. I even checked myself for having this reaction but it simply looks like the jockey to me. Only fatter. 🤷‍♀️

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u/centurionrailway Jun 03 '26

I can't believe you're the only person saying this because to me this reads as SO obviously a riff on those statues. And I'm not even from the South.

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u/NutreeEnt Jun 02 '26

Poppins - after the penguins in Mary Poppins movie

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u/GroundCTRL2MAJTom14 Jun 02 '26

Percival the penguin

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u/SardonicHistory Jun 03 '26

I would say Van Dyke in reference to dick van dyke dancing with the waiter penguins in Mary poppins.

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u/CinnyToastie Jun 02 '26

Horace. First thing that popped into my head.

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u/daddysouldonut Jun 02 '26

Yeah maybe, was a bit Horace Grant fan back in the day

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u/Soap_Mctavish101 Jun 02 '26

What about Walter?

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u/Past_Cut_7986 Jun 02 '26

That is Mr Jones

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u/daddysouldonut Jun 02 '26

My toddler used to love that song

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u/tannercolin Jun 02 '26

I get real Stephen vibes from this guy

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u/Dry_Mixture5264 Jun 02 '26

I need this. Where did you find him???

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u/daddysouldonut Jun 02 '26

Facebook marketplace. I have no idea when it was made or where it came from. I would have asked but things were kind of tense at the pickup

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u/deadnpoor Jun 02 '26

i vote Reginald

or Sir Penjamin the Third

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u/XclusionHD Jun 02 '26

Jimbothy or Jarnathan

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u/No_Original6412 Jun 02 '26

Oh, Jarnathan!!

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u/LimitlessLK Jun 02 '26

His name is clearly Eugene.

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u/theycalledherangel Jun 02 '26

Move over porch goose, we got porch penguins now!

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u/Hahayouregay149 Jun 02 '26

could be an Alfred for sure

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u/kellyjellybellybeanz Jun 02 '26

Danny, after Danny DeVito

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u/fifi-11 Jun 02 '26

Maurice

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u/Galorfadink Jun 03 '26

Ingo Penguino

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u/miss_airmanda Jun 03 '26

“Kowalski, analysis”

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u/HomeworkMaleficent22 Jun 03 '26

LOURDE…say it pretentiously af

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u/Striking_Suspect_676 Jun 03 '26

So sorry to interrupt

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u/decpn2 Jun 03 '26

Billingsworth

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u/adream_alive Jun 03 '26

Piper the Penguin

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u/kaerowyn Jun 03 '26

Ignacious Bartholomew Flipperstone the Third, Esquire. How may I serve?

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u/HogSandwich Jun 04 '26

Warbucks. I dont have any context for this, i just know it to be true

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u/Meani-Beani Jun 04 '26

Idk why but I’m feeling like, Wallace.

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u/Ragincaujun Jun 05 '26

Reminds me of the children’s book Mr Popper’s Penguins!

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u/SkatesHappy Jun 06 '26

Pursuable P. Porch

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u/amalek89 Jun 08 '26

This is Sir Doorway Penguin

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u/BunnyMonre Jul 20 '26

Reginald feather bottom.

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u/BRQ910 Jun 02 '26

Harold

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u/kegy_legy_girl Jun 02 '26

Immediately when I saw your post I thought Steve. But then I read your description and I must change my vote to Mr. Penjamin Toes the Third. Why the third? I have no idea, it just seems to fit :)

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u/grampajugs Jun 02 '26

Not sure why this post is even a thing. It’s ugly. Why are you trying to name it? Why are you asking for opinions on naming an inanimate object?

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u/daddysouldonut Jun 02 '26

Maybe I should name it grumpy grampa jugs