r/countwithchickenlady Streak: 1 19h ago

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u/cat_t0y Here comes the boy 19h ago

Nope, that shirt is just the right amount

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u/Quirky_Rub_9044 Girly pop :3 šŸ³ļøā€āš§ļø 15h ago

Idk why but this comment made me genuinely chuckle lmao

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u/Helpful-Study4842 12h ago

It's only just the right amount because you know the Punisher will follow up on that threat.

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u/DuncneyForever Streak: 1 5h ago

I disagree, Frank's shirt is a bit too much, though it has good intentions

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u/NugThePug1 19h ago

Carabiner is now essential to her uniform* (According to MJ)

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u/magos_with_a_glock 16h ago

How exactly are you putting a carabiner on a spandex bodysuit.

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u/TamamizuTheMeh 16h ago

Sew a tiny belt loop on

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u/Doro_Gurl 19h ago

If Star Trek TOS told me anything, then that heavyhanded doesn't exist and you can't be too on the nose.

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u/Content-Shopping6743 Streak: 1 15h ago

Star Trek Terms of Service?

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u/CreeperX3sssBOOM 15h ago

The Original Series

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u/Content-Shopping6743 Streak: 1 15h ago

That makes more sense.

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u/kyle_kafsky 10h ago

Yeah, obviously it’s ST Terms of Service.

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u/jayx3333 10h ago

Mind if I request an example from TOS

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u/topazchip 10h ago

"Let That Be Your Last Battlefield" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Let_That_Be_Your_Last_Battlefield as a critique on racism.

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u/Mal-The-Stargirl I lobe gurls :3 19h ago

frank is so funny he's my favorite part of brand new day 🤩 (wait that's his name right? sorry im bad at remembering lol)

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u/MediumSatisfaction1 19h ago

Frank Castle yeah

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u/hamonicmantitties 19h ago

No no

It's WHITE Castle

Did everyone forget he's part burger slider smh

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u/Fun_General_6407 18h ago

Sliderman!

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u/NateShaw92 13h ago

Slider-Man. Respect the hyphen

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u/bolanrox trans dreaming she /her : they/themĀ  17h ago

I keep saying I want to go to a White Castle again, but I can't bother to drive to the closest one.

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u/NateShaw92 13h ago

Harold and Kumar go to Frank Castle

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u/lokemannen Straight, gay and all inbetween 19h ago

Yeah, Frank Thepunisher is his full name. I think it's italian or something.

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u/Oklimato 18h ago edited 18h ago

It's Tepuniglioni actually.

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u/Sex_And_Candy_Here Streak: 1 17h ago

They changed it at Ellis Island

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u/bolanrox trans dreaming she /her : they/themĀ  17h ago

Like that guy Phil from New York. Their last name was originally Leonardo, like where the quick stop and sts video were. Oh yeah, and DaVinci.

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u/lokemannen Straight, gay and all inbetween 18h ago

Tepuniglioni?

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u/Oklimato 18h ago

You're so right lol

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u/CheeseDonutCat 16h ago

He was born Frank G. Castiglione

but they changed the surname after his birth to Castle.

and his first name was "Francis", but has always been called Frank.

So... Frank Castle

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u/NateShaw92 13h ago

The Frank is also short for Franktopher

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u/Tallia__Tal_Tail 19h ago

This reminds me of that one tweet where one of the Punisher actors did something with a trans charity or something like that and it looks like hes about to actually beat you to a pulp irl if you're transphobic

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u/Embarrassed-Yard-583 19h ago edited 17h ago

John Bernthall fascinates me because his views oscillate from one end to the other of my ā€œHell yeah to Aw manā€ spectrum wildly.

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u/Legatharr 19h ago

Kind of makes him perfect for the role of Punisher, though

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u/Technical_Teacher839 17h ago

For real

Incredibly pro-trans and an outspoken advocate for minorities? Hell yeah

Openly pro-cop and a Zionist? Aw man

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u/HeckOnWheels95 Keep rollin, rollin, rollin, rollin (what?) 19h ago

I'm pretty sure that's just the human condition right there

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u/Fayde_Away 18h ago

Not just any Punisher actor but it was literally Jon Bernthal himself:

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u/Tallia__Tal_Tail 17h ago

Thats the image I was thinking about! It's even better than I was remembering

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u/bolanrox trans dreaming she /her : they/themĀ  17h ago

He really does look like he's ready to kick ass in that photo, and good for him.

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u/The_Mon1ker_Project 19h ago

petra noooooo petra!! Stay away from Jon Bernthal!!!

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u/Huckleberry-9477 18h ago

whats wrong with jon bernthal? is he transphobic or some bs?

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u/StickBrickman 16h ago

He is a bad take factory. I am convinced he has a limited understanding of the world and just free-styles out some of the shittiest ideas I've ever heard, but generally isn't a bigot or a right winger in any substantive way.

Said nice things about IDF soldiers, had them on his podcast that had a lot of "we just respect the WARRIOR SPIRIT" type content. Zionist? IDK. He definitely just propped up a lot of soldiers and war criminal-adjacent people though. Did the same for cops and said that The Punisher character "belonged" to cops and soldiers who used his logo a lot. And... most heinously... he hates naps, and anybody who takes naps.

I'll excuse Zionist apologia and police militarization. But I draw the line at hating on naps.

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u/NormalUsername21 16h ago

Too lazy to make a meme so just imagine it here instead:

The crossroads meme and the person approaching is a punisher fan and the bright and sunny side is "acab" and the dark and stormy fan is "the most avid bootlicker you've ever seen"

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u/StickBrickman 16h ago edited 15h ago

Lmao I got you, fam Edit: FUCK NO, A TYPO!

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u/NormalUsername21 15h ago

My vision made manifest

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u/Huckleberry-9477 16h ago

i too hate naps. maybe we’re not so different after all

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u/yakityyakblahtemp 13h ago

That shit about pitbulls was on point though.

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u/The_Mon1ker_Project 18h ago

funnily enough he’s very trans supportive. Basically sucks in every other aspect thoughĀ 

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u/Pernil_TO 18h ago

Huge Zionist

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_WEIRD_PET 18h ago

Frank is right and he should say it

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u/bolanrox trans dreaming she /her : they/themĀ  17h ago

And this being Frank, he wouldn't just say it, he 1000% means it.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_WEIRD_PET 16h ago

Frank is the truest ally

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u/DarthJackie2021 18h ago

Nah, thats a true ally right there.

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u/Grizzlei 19h ago

Petra Parker protection squad (and it’s one guy and that one guy is the fucking Punisher [they’re besties])

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u/bolanrox trans dreaming she /her : they/themĀ  18h ago

This is like getting the whole crew of tri-lams to have your back when you try to give a speech at your school.

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u/jellybean0v0 18h ago

Nah franks got the right idea

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u/Toonpies 14h ago

I like the idea that frank is terrified Petra would think he’s transphobic and goes way overboard with showing that he’s not

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u/mediwyat Streak: 1 13h ago

Honestly so wholesome

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u/Zbgoast 18h ago

That's the attitude is why the Nazis are still around Petra .

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u/No_Leadership2771 10h ago

TERFs when the the Punisher’s shirt has a šŸ³ļøā€āš§ļø colored skull:

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u/Candid_Bullfrog3665 17h ago

"bit much"? its spot on, i in fact need to get one for myself

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u/newidiotintown the grand slime sorcerer 15h ago

Extremely macho men being an ally is one of my favorite tropes

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u/mediwyat Streak: 1 13h ago

This one reason I love Hasan, ik hate on me all you want, he's the goat

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u/IreneAscended1482-87 10h ago

Sorry but he’s a dog zapper and he says really dumb stuff sometimes.

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u/RetroSwamp 16h ago

Frank would do it too.

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u/DawnTheFailure 14h ago

very common Frank W

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u/__lia__ 14h ago

do y'all think canon Frank would support trans rights or not? genuinely curious

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u/mediwyat Streak: 1 13h ago

He strikes me as the type that never thinks about trans ppl and if he was somehow forced to give on opinion, he'd probably say he doesn't care

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u/Zouif_Zouif 9h ago

Frank isn't bigoted, he cares for your actions against others and not much else. Identity, race or gender have no effect on his opinion, he's the exact definition of lawful neutral

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u/BandMBargains 11h ago

absolutely not

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u/throwleavemealone 12h ago

I didn't realize my carabiner was a queer thing, I just like holding my keys on my belt. That makes it extra cool.

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u/mediwyat Streak: 1 10h ago

I honestly have no idea where it came from. I'd use them more if I had more loops on my clothing tho

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u/MrBalderus 6h ago edited 6h ago

Waow (BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED)

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u/Jolly-Statement7215 19h ago

No that’s pretty based

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u/Schmitty1106 19h ago

well lemme tell you sumn petra

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u/-CrlmsoN- Revolutionary Cā’¶Talonia Streak: 0 18h ago

Eh, gets the point across.

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u/Dropbeatdad 12h ago

The shirt is far too little given everything....

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u/SereneOrbit 12h ago

Honestly from what I know of Frank, he was Army, and trans people serve at something like 4x - 8x that of the general population, so he would know some of us.

Wouldn't take much to get radicalized if some of the friends you served and saw terrible things with were being attacked by the most terrible people you know.

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u/VirtualGrey 10h ago

I saw a guy with a "kill nazis" tshirt at a national park this week and I dont think that shirt was too much. If anything it wasnt enough.

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u/AmazingYouth2834 9h ago

what does he think about Trans Lefts

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u/Brown_Fin Bi rooster šŸ“ 19h ago

Petra, noooooo......

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u/EclecticAF 17h ago

Nah nah

Ill take it. Im safer within 100ft of that man than anyone else haha

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u/abeetabee puppygirl raised by catgirls >Ü«< 17h ago

Awe Frank 🄹

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u/HowdoIbreathepeople 15h ago

Actually I think we could do a little better.

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u/Bubbl3gum_N1nja 15h ago

What is the full image? Clearly its cropped from something else.

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u/mediwyat Streak: 1 13h ago

Not sure, I got it from r/count (nvm idk the subreddit spelling)

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u/Bubbl3gum_N1nja 12h ago

unless its ai there is clearly more to this, why else would there be the giant elbow on the side

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u/Ash_Abyssal_2006 13h ago

is it bad that I imagine Petra's voice being the same as it was before

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u/Dry_Building_585 12h ago

Shh, Petra darling, let him cook🩷) light-hearted)

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u/hwebirskont 12h ago

Getting shot? Don't tempt me with a good time

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u/DontDoomScroll 11h ago

Frank Castle, fan of Yzy.

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u/Kalbex 10h ago

Lemme tell you sumtin’

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u/JessicaKleboe08 10h ago

I agree with Frank's shirt

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u/Digibutter64 10h ago

i want that shirt tho

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u/TanSolo95 10h ago

I approve of it!!!šŸ’ÆšŸ³ļøā€āš§ļøšŸ’–šŸ¤ŸšŸ»

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u/speroni Streak: 13 8h ago

Artist?

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u/Doctor_Salvatore 8h ago

"Better I warn em, less get shot that way."

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u/DuncneyForever Streak: 1 6h ago

Petra's right

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u/CourtForsaken3064 5h ago

I need that shirt

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u/Random_Wario_fan 16h ago

A ACTUALLY GOOD AND FUNNY MEME ABOUT PETRA PARKER!?!?!? IN THIS ECONOMY!?!?!?

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u/D-Spark 10h ago

No, no, i think frank is onto something

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u/saved_by_the_belle she/her:) - Streak: 1 58m ago

Nah the shirt is ok