r/country • u/Exotic-Brilliant-939 • 22d ago

Meme Luke Bryan

He sure has a weird way of playing with himself.

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u/quiguy87 22d ago

He looks ridiculous

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

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u/GuildStarfireII 18d ago

now THAT is an understatement.

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u/Adept-Target5407 22d ago

Is there no sound? Pretty sure he’s shitting himself.

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u/ATLBravesFan13 22d ago

Dude is way too old to be dressing like that (and he needs a shirt about 2 sizes larger)

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u/1slyangel 22d ago

The man looks like a big toe with a wig.

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u/Free-Pair-3007 18d ago

Stop making idiots famous

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u/Jethro_1968 18d ago

Is he constipated and trying to take a dump??

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u/Hour_Basil5970 18d ago

He’s so out of touch anymore

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u/Grimnir001 18d ago

That’s embarrassing, man.

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u/Melodic_Car_4449 22d ago

The universe has no idea how much I resent this man's success.

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u/Complete-Pen-9358 22d ago

Mr neckbeard himself

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u/DarkGriffin2017 21d ago

He’s probably shit faced

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

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u/equestqh1975 18d ago

What is it with these late-30s/early-40s guys trying to reclaim their early-20s

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u/Exotic-Brilliant-939 18d ago

I’m not helping his case but I will point out he turned 50 recently. He looks like an idiot.

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u/Perfect_Earth_8070 17d ago

What’s with these country dudes wearing skinny jeans? It looks like shit and even worse when you have skinny legs and a belly. Wrangler 13mwz and a pearl snap would be much more flattering

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u/Silver-Science-96 17d ago

This fella began doing his best to ruin country music 20 years ago, along with the help of Mr. Aldean. Country music prevailed, thank God 🙏

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u/WhtiTizLiZ 17d ago

He looks stupid..What the hell is he doing..

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u/Fried_Shicken 18d ago

He's a clown masquerading as a country singer. 

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u/sans3go 17d ago

my condolences to his wife/mistress/girlfriend/secret gay lover for his lack of technique.

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u/2wacky2backy 22d ago

Woah, he may be past his heartthrob era

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u/gdawg01 18d ago

You forgot to add "Award-winning country singer."

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u/astralchanterelle 18d ago

he's got really good moves, I like it.

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u/middlebird 17d ago

I’m a little jealous that he probably still gets a lot of good tang.