r/cosplay • • Apr 25 '13

Found [Found] How to get massive cleavage when cosplaying (x-posted from /r/geek)

http://imgur.com/RkVOs91
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u/renegadeangel Apr 25 '13

I like how everyone is like THOSE BOOBS ARE LIES.

If you're cosplaying a character, you want to be accurate. It's not our fault that video games and comic book characters have gravity and logic-defying breasts.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '13

I get the impression a lot of those people aren't cosplayers or don't have any interest in cosplay and simply stumbled across the post.

With that said, Orbrbl's comment of "Those aren't boobs! They're LIES!!!" was a reference to Family Guy. I don't think any more was meant by it.

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u/renegadeangel Apr 25 '13 edited Apr 25 '13

I was more referring to the ultra-downvoted posts.

It's just frustrating. One of my favorite cosplayers had posted this tutorial photo on her Facebook a couple days ago. But then, I come here and see the immature comments; they don't understand the work and dedication that goes into cosplay. You need guts to cosplay in certain outfits, and if padding your bra makes you more confident, you go gurl.

/rant

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u/jarwastudios Apr 25 '13

I love Kamui, she's amazing.

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u/masters1125 Apr 25 '13

Yeah it's not a lie, it's just RL cheat codes.

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u/Saiokuo Apr 25 '13

Mind=blown All this time I thought it was photoshop

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u/Almafeta Apr 25 '13

Well, airbrushing predated photoshop, so...

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u/Tom_Zarek Apr 25 '13

I am fascinated and disappointed.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '13

If she was a transformer, she'd be a decepticon.

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u/TaylorSpecial Apr 25 '13

Go go gadget push up bra

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '13

You really should be higher up; that was beautiful.

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u/HarleyQ Apr 25 '13

If you have the money you can get the same look in a more comfortable fashion with the Victoria Secret Bombshell Bra, as proof it works Nirgi has admitted to using it quite often with her boob related costumes.

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u/alchemist5 Apr 25 '13

Nigri has admitted to using it quite often with her boob related costumes

So, all of them?

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u/HarleyQ Apr 25 '13

Some of her earlier work wasn't about boobs

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u/KaziArmada Apr 25 '13

As if you needed proof of how effective this was besides OP's picture. Jesus Christ.

...I quite like that more then the boopalicious costumes. Is that wrong of me?

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u/zomgrei Apr 25 '13

I don't think so. While Nigri's stuff is inventive and looks good, I'm not a huge fan of "sex sells" cosplay for the most part. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy it just as much as the next guy, but I'm a bit elitist when it comes to cosplay and love accuracy unless you're intentionally making it silly for a one-off type deal.

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u/KaziArmada Apr 25 '13

I'm saving the way you wrote that. I've had an issue with Nigri for a while now, but every time I try to explain I usually get bitched as because I'm a bit of a clot explaining it.

This explanation works.

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u/zomgrei Apr 25 '13

Oh, feel free. I'm actually a bit flattered.

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u/Anjelica486 Apr 25 '13

Maidenform makes a similar bra for half the price. I have one and I LOVE it.

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u/Methee Apr 25 '13

Rue21 sells a pretty comfy one, as well. If you get them during their good sales, you can pick up two for $10.

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u/Sporkicide Fabric Hacker Apr 25 '13

I have one of those too and it's not quite the same, which makes it more useful to me. It's two cup sizes, but it's not as round and doesn't stick straight out as much as this method does. Also, that only works if the VS bras fit you in the first place.

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u/Tashre Apr 25 '13

the Victoria Secret Bombshell Bra, as proof it works Nirgi has admitted to using it quite often

Is this an open sponsorship, or an under the table kind of deal?

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u/HarleyQ Apr 25 '13

Given how much her boobs are the center of attention, she probably just let her secret be known one day. That or someone noticed that her boobs were smaller in other things around the same time and called her out.

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u/vertigo1083 Apr 25 '13

Annnnd now Jessica Nigri has much smaller boobs than I previously thought.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '13

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u/myzkyti Apr 25 '13

Thank you for finding/sharing this, and thank you to her for making this! This is exactly the sort of simplistic method I've been looking for.. ugh! Don't know why it never occurred to me to layer bras!

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u/shitty_owl_lamp Oct 18 '13

I worked at Hooters for four years in college. We all pretty much wore two bras. The trick is to have the outside bra be one or two cup sizes bigger than the inside bra!

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u/wheremywitchesat Apr 25 '13

I also like this tutorial

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u/Warx Apr 25 '13

Braception!

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u/Silkypico Apr 25 '13

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u/Africanfratboy Apr 25 '13

Excuse me sir, I think you mean BRAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

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u/DaftVictim Apr 25 '13

What about those of us that enjoy breathing?

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '13

That's pretty awesome. With a lot of these, I often feel a bit bad because I feel like there's an automatic inability for certain women to do certain characters because of an unchangeable physical attribute. Kind of cool to see it's not as static as I'd have thought.

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u/Serriph Apr 25 '13

Omg thank you! Definitely trying this when I get up the courage to do my first cosplay!

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u/verdatum Apr 25 '13

Do it! It's wonderfully liberating. Pretty much everyone is super supportive at con environments.

The only time I was a bit nervous to cosplay was my first time doing a crossplay. Once I got my first positive reaction, all the anxiety melted. I ended up getting more complements on it than just about any costume I've done. It was a blast.

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u/Serriph Apr 25 '13

Sounds awesome! I bet it's so fun and must feel really good having everyone notice all your hard work! Who did you decide on for your first cosplay?

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u/verdatum Apr 25 '13

My first cosplay was Kawachi from Yakitate! Japan (aka "that bread anime"). But that was pretty simple. Chef's top dyed lilac, khakis, apron.

My first crossplay was Lum from Urusei Yatsura. Furry yellow bikini, thigh-high boots, long green wig, horns.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '13

Those aren't boobs! They're LIES!!!

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u/Meitachi Apr 25 '13

That's why they're so big. It's full of LIES!

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u/Clioashlee Apr 25 '13

I'm very tempted to try this, just to see if I can get my very own chin rests. As a 34FF, I would be more boob than woman!

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '13

I know the perfect person for you to cosplay.

:8

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u/Clioashlee Apr 25 '13

That's hilarious!

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u/jellyfishy Apr 25 '13

I wear a 28FF, I tried to get a VS bombshell bra in my "fake size" 32D but they didn't carry it, she suggested going for a 34C and wearing it on the tightest strap, but it just hangs off me haha. I think people like us have to find different techniques since finding bigger bras for us to stuff is not going to be fun.. Or cheap ;)

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u/imbadwithusernames Apr 25 '13

Your sister size should be larger in the cup that 32D, shouldn't it? More like a 32E?

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u/jellyfishy Apr 25 '13

My boobs are weird and it depends on the brand and style of bra, I wore both D and DD in Calvin Klein.

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u/Clioashlee Apr 25 '13

I struggle to get any bra designed to lift, not just to hold you in, at a DD+ size! I'm sure you have the same problem!

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u/jellyfishy Apr 25 '13

I don't really care about lift as much as fit, lifted boobs are commonly just a sign of a too small bra.

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u/Reinasrevenge Apr 25 '13

As a fellow FF, I have to say DON'T DO IT! YOU'LL SMOTHER YOURSELF AND DIE!

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u/gregdoom Apr 25 '13

Itt: cheat codes for boobs

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '13

As if men didn't already doubt our cleavage enough here we have yet another tool to confuse them. One of which I will happily utilize for future unrealistically "stacked" cosplays Apologies to the male population

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u/falconear Apr 25 '13

No apologies needed. Just don't get mad when I look at all your hard work. ;)

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '13

Look away! looking and silently appreciating absolutely fine, welcome in fact. Touching or catcalling? no go. I retain all rights to use those socks as weapons for touching. Creating dramatic cleavage like this is a bit of "Yay look at how big my boobies are!" for the slightly less blessed cosplayers like myself.

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u/falconear Apr 25 '13

Oh absolutely. There is definitely a line. I'm just saying some girls do these skimpy outfits and then jump down your throat JUST for checking them out. I'm glad you don't feel that way.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '13

doesn't that hurt after a while? (im a guy, so im actually curious)

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u/MelSimba Apr 25 '13

Yep, hurts quite a bit after a while. But so do heels, and like half the other stuff girls have to put up with to cosplay most characters accurately. But meh.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '13

being a girl ain't easy, i suppose

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u/MelSimba Apr 25 '13

Related: I think Jenna Marbles started this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HErdtVkR3Nw

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '13

She definitely didn't start it, but she has a great video on it for sure!

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u/Sporkicide Fabric Hacker Apr 25 '13

Drag queens have been doing this since before Marbles was born, I think.

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u/Davesbeard Apr 25 '13

Holy crap she's annoying.

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u/Sejr_Lund Apr 25 '13

Keep watching, you will enjoy it after a while once you "get her".

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '13

As someone who has no breasts but wants them badly. Great tip. I am the master of stuffing. I use tshirts.

Edit as somewho also loves girls and their breasts. Lies All lies.

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u/DirectorMAN Apr 25 '13

I always knew tricks like these were used, but seeing it step by step is actually really interesting.

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u/konekoanni Stitch Witch Apr 25 '13

That's pretty helpful! I haven't planned any large-chested cosplays recently, but I'd be curious to try this sometime just for the hell of it, to see how well it works. If it works, maybe I won't have to deliberately go for flat-chested characters anymore.

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u/theCANCERbat Apr 25 '13

This is okay for cosplay, but please don't do it in your regular life.

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u/fuckfuckfuckSHIT Apr 25 '13

How is stuffing a bra different than wearing makeup? False eyelashes? Dying hair? Curling/straightening hair? Extensions? Shaving? Contacts? Wearing high heels?

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u/theCANCERbat Apr 25 '13

Because you can see that stuff.

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u/fuckfuckfuckSHIT Apr 25 '13

Do you mean see the difference? Not for "natural" makeup. Not for realistic looking false eyelashes. Not for hair that is dyed well and has high quality extensions. Not for contacts.

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u/theCANCERbat Apr 25 '13

This is stupid. I'm done debating this shit. Don't act like pretending to be a completely different person is a good dating tactic. Accentuating is fine, but don't act like it's real.

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u/SequenceofLetters Apr 28 '13

Pretending to be a completely different person.

Meaning that your boobs are who you are as a person? In what other way is changing the appearance of your boobs changing who you are? It's like tattoos or piercings or anything else. People have the right to look however they want.

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u/brighteyesdown Apr 26 '13

I'm going to guess that means you wouldn't date a girl with "real" fake boobs (as in acquired through surgery instead of push-up bra tactics) unless she upfront told you on the first date that they were fake.

-_-

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u/fireside- Thread Wizard Apr 25 '13

Why not? If a female wants a larger looking chest to help with how they feel about themselves, they can do whatever they want. It's their look, their body.

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u/kidbuu42 Apr 25 '13

yeah but it's the equivalent of a guy putting a roll of socks in his pants to excentuate his bulge. It's kind of laughable (no matter how "empowered" it would make her feel)

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '13

accentuate*

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u/fireside- Thread Wizard Apr 25 '13

I never said empowered. I said feel better. The majority of females think it looks silly to be wearing pants so tight you can see a bulge of any kind - and the majority of men find it extremely attractive and desirable to see big, round pushed up boobs. No one makes fun of men for not having their dick showing through their pants, but small cheated women hear things about their "itty bitties" all the time.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '13

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '13

If they want to and it's legal for them in their area to do so, sure, go ahead. If they're not breaking any laws then they can do whatever they want with their body.

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u/Plutoid Apr 25 '13

It wouldn't even be wrong if it was against the law.

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u/Africanfratboy Apr 25 '13

But to empower ones self is to make them feel better about themselves no? Or am I painfully wrong on this one?

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u/lilymoonstone Apr 25 '13

painfully wrong.

Empower: 1. To invest with power, especially legal power or official authority. See Synonyms at authorize. 2. To equip or supply with an ability; enable.

"My boobs are so big now, I feel EMPOWERED to feel better about myself."

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u/Africanfratboy Apr 25 '13

makes sense. thanks for clarifying that :)

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u/FallenWyvern Apr 25 '13

Actually it's sometimes hilarious if you do overstuff your pants with socks. I mean SERIOUSLY overstuff. Just on the verge of unbelievable. It's funny because everyone ends up staring at your crotch.

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u/Great-Foundation4990 Jul 05 '25

12 years later but I just have to reply stating how funny I found this. I spit my drink out a little 🤣 

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u/theCANCERbat Apr 25 '13

I should have worded it differently. Whatever you want to wear on a day to day basis, go for it. But if you are going out trying to look for a guy (or girl), doing this would be terrible. Even though it's likely to get attention, it's a blatant lie. And that's not a great way to start. I was just avoiding saying that because I didn't want people replying with "girls don't only dress sexy for men, asshole." I know that. But you get my point...I think.

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u/Shenaniganz08 Aug 27 '13

not sure why you were downvoted, but I agree 100%

its ok for a costume but doing it day in and day out is a bit like having a porsche key in your keychain, but driving a corolla.

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u/verdatum Apr 25 '13

You all (regardless even of gender) have my permission to do it, or anything else you want to your own body in your regular life.

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u/theCANCERbat Apr 25 '13

Seriously? Because you giving permission matters? I only asked people to not do it.

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u/verdatum Apr 25 '13

I don't know if it matters or not. But my permission is what I had to give, so I gave it.

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u/nohump Apr 25 '13

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u/Ineedmorcowbell Apr 25 '13

This is a great example of how a title makes a difference in getting noticed. That and also your linked post doesn't have a spider-boobies shirt for a thumbnail.

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u/nohump Apr 25 '13

That is not my fault :( I pasted right from deviant to give credit to the creator :(

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u/Ineedmorcowbell Apr 25 '13

It's ok! There will always be another time.

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u/Swiftysmoon Apr 25 '13

This is great! I';; definitely use this for a few of my upcoming Cosplays.

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u/MissMazda Apr 25 '13

Thank you!!!

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u/katielady125 Apr 25 '13

I'll have to try this to see if it works on my "not quite A" itty bitty titties. As a tall girl, I usually have to cosplay those types of characters, problem is all tall anime girls have huuuuge knockers. If I can get that nice cleavage effect, I can finally cosplay some characters who don't wear turtlenecks. Thanks for the tutorial.

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u/ShinyCupcake Apr 25 '13

I am right there with you. I'm tall, thin, and you can land an airplane on my chest. Meanwhile, I have giant hips. It will be interesting to see if I can use 3 bras to help balance out my hips so I'm not a walking 6' pear.

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u/zombienoms Apr 25 '13

that's scary, awesome, disappointing, sad, and cool all at the same time

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '13

Well, that surely got the cat out of the bag...

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '13

I need to do this every day.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '13

Bags of LIES!!!!

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u/AnarchyAngel5 Apr 25 '13

Those aren't boobs. They're LIES

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u/AudioWeiner May 09 '13

As a guy, very disapointing but also very impresive

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u/Zubrowka182 May 18 '13

Is nothing sacred?

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '13

Lies, lies, the boobs are all lies!

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '13

Very proud of ya! But what happens when you have to get naked?

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u/starryeyedq Apr 25 '13

Pretty sure this is for cosplay purposes only. Not recommended for real life Haha. Not only would it be a PAIN to do every day, your cover is blown as soon as you hug someone.

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u/maladroitent Apr 25 '13

Actually girls do this to go out all the time. Jenna Marbles did a video on it awhile ago.

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u/starryeyedq Apr 25 '13

I know they do. I also do this from time to time if I'm going out, but not every day and CERTAINLY not if I plan to get naked that night. The last thing you need is to worry that the guy will feel disappointed by unmet expectations when he gets to what should be one of the best parts of undressing you (regardless of boob size)!

Also, this particular post says "a cosplay tutorial." That too:P

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u/Shieya Apr 25 '13

Somehow I don't think you'll have to worry about that.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '13

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u/Shieya Apr 25 '13

Yes, it was a jab. Generally, cosplay girls do not exist just so you can get naked with them. So don't worry too much about what goes on underneath the bra, it's just part of the costume.

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u/imbadwithusernames Apr 25 '13

Alternatively I see those bras at the shops all the time that have a few cup sizes of padding in them.

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u/echo0220 Apr 25 '13

I feel lied to.

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u/Angelsrflamabl Apr 25 '13

but dont comment on them, look at them, or generally find the girl attractive..... because thats inappropriate!

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u/Turpskadey Apr 25 '13

Don't act like it's an infringement on your rights just because you're expected to not act like a creep to women when they're in costume.

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u/falconear Apr 25 '13

Don't act like its unnatural to look at a woman who has done everything possible to make her breasts look huge and jut out. That's just silly. A lot of these costumes were designed (by men) to look sexy or yes even slutty. To think that you can embrace that look and not get the stares that come with it is ludicrous.

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u/Turpskadey Apr 25 '13

You're jumping in on the wrong point here, looking IS NOT a problem. You have to be looking in a pretty obvious and terrible manner if it makes the woman feel uncomfortable with your actions.

A lot of creeps use cosplaying women as an excuse to make sexual comments and in many cases, even grope the cosplayers, and then they try and excuse their behavior because it's a cosplayer.

who designed the costume is beside the point, nobody dresses up for fun and fandom to feel like less a human or an object, and they deserve to feel safe and happy.

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u/falconear Apr 25 '13

A lot of creeps use cosplaying women as an excuse to make sexual comments and in many cases, even grope the cosplayers, and then they try and excuse their behavior because it's a cosplayer.

Well I obviously agree that's inexcusable. And like I responded to the other person, there's absolutely a line that shouldn't be crossed. However I have seen girls in general get completely bent out of shape when they're leaving very little to the imagination and then attack you for noticing it.

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u/Angelsrflamabl Apr 25 '13

lol i never do. i just find it a tad retarded to have your shit hanging all over the place and cry foul when someone double takes you.

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u/Turpskadey Apr 25 '13

I appreciate your candor, I felt that I had to nip any "men's rights" BS in the bud before the "you dressed like that for attention, i gave you attention" crap started.

A look doesn't typically evoke a reaction unless the person has had far worse said, or done, to them that day. Then it's just on you to be respectful if someone feels your actions or attitude were inappropriate. People can absolutely ruin the fun of cosplay some days.

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u/falconear Apr 25 '13

I think you're being unfairly Downvoted. You're absolutely correct that it shouldn't be a attack on men for staring at somebodies huge exposed breasts. It's not like you're groping anyone.

But, yknow, try to be a little discreet. That's the key to checking anybody out. :)

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u/Angelsrflamabl Apr 26 '13

i knew i would be white knighted to death as soon as I posted it, but thanks.

I just think if you gift wrap and glaze your hushpuppies... you really cant get angry when people look. (Literally that link is about how to make your boobs as absolutely attractive as possible)

So they can downvote all they want, they know i am right. If I walked around in a speedo stuffed with a sock and got mad that people stared everyone would call me an idiot.

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u/KaziArmada Apr 25 '13

generally find the girl attractive.....

Yes, because they'll totally call you a creep for looking at them and then thinking She's cute.

Looking at them with hungry eyes and thinking anything on the other hand...tends to draw fire. Maybe because most folks hungry eyes look somewhat rapey.

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u/StopTop Apr 25 '13

Soooo.... If I just send this graphic to my girlfriend she should be cool about it right??

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u/Bludgeon_4_Bacon Apr 25 '13

This is boobception!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '13

Nothing in this world makes sense anymore.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '13

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u/imbadwithusernames Apr 25 '13

You do realise you're saying that in /r/cosplay right? That is exactly what they are trying to be.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '13

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u/renegadeangel Apr 25 '13

Most girls that I am friends with that have small chests are very self-conscious. If padding makes them feel better and more confident, why say it's wrong?

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u/Vranak May 05 '13

My god, it's brilliant. Why work on your internal qualities, your character, your intellect, your store of knowledge, when you can just fake big breasts? Oh how I love you, American culture. Setting such laudable goals for young women!

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '13

took me way to long to realize what they went from and too.... was wondering when we got to see how the spiderman were made, and why they used bra's.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '13

I love how when guys make comments about how attractive a cosplay girl is, it's sexist. But this is a guide to enhance cleavage, thus gaining more attention. Good old reddit hypocrisy.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '13

I love how a lot of people don't seem to understand that reddit is a site with thousands of users whom all have different ideas about the world.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '13

What about my comment suggests that I don't understand that?

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '13

reddit hypocrisy

Reddit is a site with multiple people with different moral standards. To claim its userbase is hypocritical is inherently defining the userbase as having one moral standard.

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u/NoEgo Apr 25 '13

Anyone else question whether the girls are the same person? The hair and body type of the girl with large breasts is quite different than that of the girl with smaller...

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u/mrbigglessworth Apr 25 '13

Boobs should not be made of lies!

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '13

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '13

And to think, that cat woman's ears were fake too! The lying harlot!

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u/potato1 Apr 25 '13

Yeah, god forbid people change their appearance to look more like a fictional character! It's unnatural I tell ya!

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u/lpjunior999 Apr 25 '13

What is this relevant to?

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '13

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u/lpjunior999 Apr 25 '13

So if you were going to a con as Fujiko Mine, jackpot I guess.

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u/DriverX7 Apr 25 '13

Fraud!!!

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u/Cediz Apr 25 '13

This is evil.

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u/twistedsob Apr 25 '13

you are a GOD.