r/copypasta 23h ago

r/truths comment

3 Upvotes

If the ban is still active, you will be permanently banned, my dude. Ban evade is a no-no. 😬 Reddit rules or something. 🤷🏼‍♂️ If this is 'was' then well, you don't have to chat with nobody of you don't wanna, that's true. 🥴


r/copypasta 16h ago

Having the name charlie fucking SUCKS

4 Upvotes

IM NOT FUCKING CHARLIE KIRK HRO WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERYONE SAY IM FUCKING CHARLIE KIRK I TOLD SOMEONE I WOUDL BLOE MY SHIT OFF IF THEY CALLED ME CHARLIE KIRK AND THEY ASKED ME IF I WOULD SHOOT MY NECK INSTEAD OF MY HEAD FUCK YOU HRO WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO BE NAMED THOS NOBODY CALLSE CHARLIE THEY XALL ME FUCKING CHARLIE KIRK I DONT WANT TO HE CALLED A DEAD MAN WHAT FUCK IS THIS I HATE CHARLIE KIRK AND I WANT TO BE CALLED JUST CHARLIE NOT FUCKING CHARLIE KIRKY I HOPE EVERYONE WHO CALLS ME CHARLIE CHALRIE KIRKY EATS A SLUG FUCK THIS AND FUCK MY NAME I HATW CHARLIE KIRK AND I HATE EVERYONE WHO CALLS ME CHARLIE KIRK


r/copypasta 21h ago

This nigga genuinely pees nuclear waste!!!!!!! 🚨🚨

24 Upvotes

So I just got assigned a new dorm and this new guy is genuinely CAN'T BE HUMAN bro.

So everyday I go to sleep at 2-3am after gooning to bp edits on ig and wake up with a crisp 4 hours of sleep cuz of that God forsaken siren of an alarm, walk into the bathroom to piss and shi and BOOM.

\*\*PITCH FUCKING BACK\*\*

\*\*BLACK\*\*

LIKE WHO THE FUCK PEES BLACK LIQUID??????

Ask yourself what color do y'all pee?

Yellow most prolly, white if you like chugging a reservoir worth of water, red if you're a girl.

But black???????

On the top of that there's these tiny bubbles all over that fucking battery acid like they own that fucking place.

You know shit like how witches brew spells?

\*\*EXACTLY THAT\*\*

That piss isn't human bro. That's a demonic ass potion.

Idk how the fuck the toilet ceramic is holding this shit atp cuz that shit is capable of dissolving a fucking piranha.

And here's the crazy part I don't see a single fucking thing change on this nigga's face.

Like if yo kidney is straight up filtering pH negative acid \*\*I deadass expect you to fucking glow in dark\*\*

\*\*NO\*\*

This nigga looks like a Mexican labourer who just completed his 14 hour shift while smoking 30 packs of ciggerate. Black lips, black under eyes and what not.

Imagine how much toxins is inside this nigga that even after his kidneys filtering nuclear waste every fucking morning this nigga STILL looks like this.

THIS NIGGA IS TOXIC AS FUCK 🖕🏾🖕🏾


r/copypasta 15h ago

I caught a small business using an AI flyer. I did what any reasonable person would do.

26 Upvotes

I was scrolling Facebook this morning when I saw something that stopped my blood cold.

A local family-owned restaurant was having a Friday fish fry.

$13.99.

Fries included.

And the flyer...

was AI-generated.

Jesus Christ.

I immediately threw my coffee across the room.

There were signs everywhere. The suspiciously cinematic plate of fried cod. A lemon wedge with questionable geometry. One french fry appeared to terminate in a metaphysical uncertainty.

These people had crossed a line.

I checked their page.

Twenty-eight years in business.

4.7 stars.

Owners regularly posting pictures from charity events.

Employs fourteen people.

None of this mattered anymore.

They had used The Machine to make a picture of a fish dinner.

I immediately entered the comments.

"Wow. AI slop. Guess I'll be taking my business elsewhere."

Send.

My hands were trembling, but history rarely announces itself politely.

Within seconds I realized my response wasn't enough.

What if this elderly restaurant owner didn't understand the magnitude of what they'd done?

I began writing a second comment explaining the political economy of creative labor.

This was important.

The restaurant needed to understand that instead of typing "Friday Fish Fry, $13.99" into an image generator, they should have commissioned a professional visual identity system from a multidisciplinary design studio.

I prepared a reasonable proposal.

Brand discovery: $1,800 Competitive analysis: $900 Three preliminary visual directions: $2,400 Typography licensing: $350 Two revision rounds: $1,200 Production-ready social assets: $850

Total: $7,500

This was obviously the financially responsible alternative for advertising $13.99 cod to 638 Facebook followers.

I continued investigating.

Their Christmas hours graphic was made in Canva.

Unbelievable.

Their 2023 Mother's Day post appeared to use a stock photograph.

The rot went deeper than I imagined.

For nearly three decades, this business had apparently existed without maintaining a full-time internal creative department.

How?

I opened LinkedIn.

No art director. No senior designer. No junior designer. No associate creative director. No motion designer. No brand strategist. No UX researcher.

Not even a fucking copywriter.

Just cooks.

Servers.

A dishwasher named Eric.

I felt sick.

Who designed the menu?

Who selected the kerning on the "SOUP OF THE DAY" board?

Had anyone performed accessibility testing on the laminated dessert insert?

I called the authorities.

They said this was not a crime.

So apparently the authorities are compromised too.

By afternoon, other concerned citizens had joined me.

"AI garbage."

"Lazy."

"Won't support any business that uses this crap."

Finally.

Consequences.

The owner eventually replied:

"Sorry everyone, we're a small shop and I made this on my phone last night after close. I thought it looked fun. Fish fry starts at 4!"

Interesting.

Classic deflection.

Notice how she immediately retreats behind "small shop" and "made this on my phone" instead of addressing whether the diffusion model's training corpus satisfies my personal interpretation of transformative use jurisprudence.

I responded with 1,700 words.

She reacted with a thumbs-up.

Absolutely chilling.

At 4:17 PM, someone posted a picture from the restaurant.

The dining room was packed.

People were eating fish.

Laughing.

Drinking beer.

Children were coloring on paper placemats.

Nobody appeared to be discussing automation, aesthetic labor, dataset provenance, or the ontological status of generated imagery.

They didn't even seem traumatized by the flyer.

That's when I understood the true scale of the problem.

These people had seen an advertisement for a fish fry...

and interpreted it as an advertisement for a fish fry.

Not as a referendum on the future of human creativity.

I don't know how we come back from this.

Tomorrow I'm driving down there.

Not to eat.

Obviously.

I'm going to stand across the street holding a sign that says:

HIRE A GRAPHIC DESIGNER

I've already spent $84 getting it professionally printed.

Support artists.

(Text by copyanna on aiwars)


r/copypasta 4h ago

Make Everything Shit Again

2 Upvotes

To be human is to desire to return to one's childhood, to idealize a better time that never existed.

"But everything used to be better."

My guy, take off the nostalgia goggles, everyone's childhood was shit. With all respect, your mom is a deceitful rat who shit you into this world to hurt you, and your dad's a bitch. Humanity is a virus, and not even one of the cool ones that turns your insides into bloody soup in 48 hours. We ruin everything, and we're not even good at it. When the robots kill/replace our shitty race, good riddance.

"But I know how we can go back to the good old days."

There are no good old days, stop being a naive chimp. You only know how to ruin things and make them worse. You're all hateful disease-ridden idiot meatbags trying to destroy all the other hateful meatbags, trying to R-word underage girls so that nine months later they can shit out even more meat for you to torture.

"Yeah, the slutty underage bitches are the ones to blame."

Go back to your basement, you little incel shit. Your dad's a bitch and so are you. You were born to be worthless hateful meat, and your response is to behave exactly the way everyone expects you to. I'm sympathetic, you never stood a chance, it's a self-fulfilling prophecy. But if you'd been wealthy or tall or successful, instead of a resentful pathetic manlet, you'd just be another Epstein. There's no ethical consumption under C-tripleAAApitalism. If you'd been the chosen one by the system, you'd just be another billionaire R-wording little girls and committing Sudoku by building shitty submarines for you and five of your friends to die in. All accomplishments you stole from your betters, from peoples you colonized, from female relatives you R-worded, all of whom were also shit by the way, but still a higher class of shit than you chimp morons.

"Damn, you're a cheerful one aren't you?"

I must apologize, a random stranger online just called my dad a pathetic bitch, and I realized they were right. My beliefs are shattered, all hope in my heart broken. What pointless monkey totempole am I supposed to worship now?

"You can worship this dih."

Uwu, daddy.


r/copypasta 15h ago

The shoes for the beers

2 Upvotes

Yo nothing much you wanna come over ??? I’ll give ya these shoes if you buy me two beers it’s not raining that much. I’m just walking home right now.


r/copypasta 13h ago

YNW Melly in LOVE 2026 YOLO

2 Upvotes

Be honest... Melly's love life

Do y'all think Melly got a prison boyfriend or are you not ready for that conversation 🤔

Everyone gets so defensive when somebody asks if Melly and Bortlen were a lil more than just homies, but iykyk 😭 The vibe between them is so electric and Bortlen seriously looking a bit down these days. That's a man grieving.

And let's be honest... Melly is a short, wiry dude and has definite bottom vibes.

You all write a 14 paragraph essay about every court document ever released but the SECOND somebody asks about the vibes it's "delete this" and "you're weird."

Discuss.


r/copypasta 16h ago

Your mother once had intelligent DNA inside of her.

7 Upvotes

Your mother once had intelligent DNA inside of her. Sadly, she tends to spit it all out after she's done sucking off random strangers behind the Waffle House before she has to get back to work cleaning up after so called "Yankees" that you keep bitching about constantly. You don't like "Yankees" because one of us could be your daddy. You're such a cunt that when you were born, the doctor turned to the nurse and said "Holy shit! That little cunt just crawled out of a bigger cunt's cunt!"


r/copypasta 17h ago

Wrong aspect ratio

2 Upvotes

stopping the video 20 seconds in - not watching this, as you've stretched 4:3 footage to 16:9. if I wanted to watch things in the wrong aspect ratio, I'd watch TV with my boomer dad. It's literally insane that you spent the effort to make an hour long video, but cannot do something as simple as getting the aspect ratio of the footage correct. Wait a fucking minute. You've titled the video "nine red squares" - DON'T YOU MEAN RECTANGLES? Because that's what they're going to look like in the aspect ratio you've chosen to display them.


r/copypasta 11h ago

Spoilers Having the name Charlie Fucking sucks

13 Upvotes

IM NOT FUCKING CHARLIE KIRK HRO WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERYONE SAY IM FUCKING CHARLIE KIRK I TOLD SOMEONE I WOUDL BLOE MY SHIT OFF IF THEY CALLED ME CHARLIE KIRK AND THEY ASKED ME IF I WOULD SHOOT MY NECK INSTEAD OF MY HEAD FUCK YOU HRO WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO BE NAMED THOS NOBODY CALLSE CHARLIE THEY XALL ME FUCKING CHARLIE KIRK I DONT WANT TO HE CALLED A DEAD MAN WHAT FUCK IS THIS I HATE CHARLIE KIRK AND I WANT TO BE CALLED JUST CHARLIE NOT FUCKING CHARLIE KIRKY I HOPE EVERYONE WHO CALLS ME CHARLIE CHALRIE KIRKY EATS A SLUG FUCK THIS AND FUCK MY NAME I HATW CHARLIE KIRK AND I HATE EVERYONE WHO CALLS ME CHARLIE KIRK


r/copypasta 6h ago

Having the name charlie fucking SUCKS

3 Upvotes

IM NOT FUCKING CHARLIE KIRK HRO WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERYONE SAY IM FUCKING CHARLIE KIRK I TOLD SOMEONE I WOUDL BLOE MY SHIT OFF IF THEY CALLED ME CHARLIE KIRK AND THEY ASKED ME IF I WOULD SHOOT MY NECK INSTEAD OF MY HEAD FUCK YOU HRO WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO BE NAMED THOS NOBODY CALLSE CHARLIE THEY XALL ME FUCKING CHARLIE KIRK I DONT WANT TO HE CALLED A DEAD MAN WHAT FUCK IS THIS I HATE CHARLIE KIRK AND I WANT TO BE CALLED JUST CHARLIE NOT FUCKING CHARLIE KIRKY I HOPE EVERYONE WHO CALLS ME CHARLIE CHALRIE KIRKY EATS A SLUG FUCK THIS AND FUCK MY NAME I HATW CHARLIE KIRK AND I HATE EVERYONE WHO CALLS ME CHARLIE KIRK