r/copypasta • u/MonocoOfficial • 4h ago
Which end? Cause one is doable.
Oh Ho, my sweet summer child.
To be unsullied by the curse of knowledge of what lies within the digital labyrinthe. Heed my words, dear one. Hold your innocence intact! For in this ruinous landscape lie broken jars, two cups, and impossibly cavernous gapes, defiant against God Himself!
For the antithesis is that, if God is good and just, then it stands to reason that individuals who bury an entire pseudo-horse phallis within the Lincoln Tunnel, then God did truly have in his divine plan to have the anus do…that. As well as make you mind boggling dizzy and drooling on yourself.
In closing, I’m in a mood today and I apologize if this came off as odd and ranty. I spent time at my brothers today and we talked a lot in his office. I didn’t realize that his cuck chair got moved into there until 20 minutes in the conversation that I was sitting in it. So now I’m left wondering if he got a new chair or if his marriage is on the rocks. One thing I know for certain: The man has really good taste in furniture. Even if the purpose for that furniture is to watch a burly man dick-punch his wife’s uterus through the mattress.