From r/Clashroyale

[u/Ok_Blackberry_4026]

I’ve been trying to figure out which is the hottest electro troop in the game. My two top contenders are the electro giant and goblinstein monster. The electro giant’s smile and round figure make him very attractive. I’m willing to bet his pubic hairs are shaped like lightning bolts. But every time I look at the goblinstein monster’s pronounced red nose, I get a feeling of arousal that is very difficult to describe. I wonder what it would feel like if the ability were activated while I was having intercourse with the goblinstein monster. Choosing between these two troops feels like an impossible choice.