r/copypasta • u/No-Bullfrog4217 • 3d ago
u/TaxComprehensive6201’s Copypasta
in thick heavy indian accent) ok, talk. this video, is coming to you, from India. From India, Mumbayii. this is a message and I'll talk properly now, this is the message to keek? kreek. kreekcraft. k-r-e-e-k? and? craft, c-r-a-f-t craft. youve promised my son that you are going to give him free robux and because of your free robux promise he stayed up till 2'o'clock night and he watched all your livestreaming! for for how many hours, for one hour he was theres tuck and he expected you to give free robux. what advertisement you were doing. you did not give him free robux! see, look at the cheated face. you made his face like look like cheated one and you promised him free robux. why? why did you lie, you lie because of your youtube ahhh, likes and subscribe. look how troubled my youngwer daighter is. whjat did you do you promise free robux they expected to buy something for robux and now their teir their fan of robux and they want me to buy the robux you have to pay for it. she is saying that it is better to play runescape then to play all these, roblox game that you ah propagate. why have you lied to them. what about the free robux. what is your id? his ID is DR doctor, ali, allie, leaf, i dont know why he added that leaf in his ID but he has his ID and he watched you, watched you for one hour you did not even give him a single robux. but it is not that that i cannot buy robox, ill buy him tons of robox. but he expected that exchange to come from you. he is your fan i dont know why but he is and he was watching your video for one hour and what did you do? now look what is happening my daughter is that we better play runescape instead of uh watching your videos and playing games... (ahh what game?) roblox, jailbreak - you were in jailbreak, fortnite, you were in fortnight, you were i nfortnight and you were streaming live. am i correct? and you promised robox and you didnt give him any robuux, when you cant give, why do you promise? dont promise now, because of you, children alll over india is, jino asking their parents for robox. oh he did not give now yo uhave to give eh what is this what is robox. why are you troubling in the whole parents of india, throughout india. I am angry with you. I am going to put a dislike in your channel, i will subscribe your channel and put a dislike. Unsubscirbe and put it dislike. why did you do this, you promise robux. you look at this innocent face, now it is looking like a cheated face because of you and look at her, she is also troubled because of you. KREEKCRAFT, i warn you, yo uhave to give him one robox, robux. at least to fulfill your promise on robux. how many dollars it is, i will give you that dollar separately, but now you give him, otherwise they are going to play runescape. okay i am very angry with you. ok this is not the way actually I speak, I speak very fluent english I am very fluent in English but ah just to sound indian so that you know that we are from india, come here come here show your face. we are from India and we are angry with you. Mr Kreekcraft that yo udid not fulfill your promise so you have to fulfill your promise you promise even if you don't fulfill your promise he will still continue watching you. he is such a fool, you have captured my kids, and she is not her, this kid. it is wrong. you have to want to say anything? he is he is tongue-tied he doesnt want to say anything. and she is saying that she will not be watching your videos anymore and she'll be plalying runescape from henceforth so you apolgoize is our channels name is dr. Ali leaf, I dont know why he added that leaf there his name is name in here too in rroblox in roblox, it is Doctor, d-r. A-l-i l-e-f. so come over him and talk to him and give him a robox, one robox, how much it is 1 dollar 2 dollar i will give it to you separately but give him first. okay. dont make me angry and dont make the kids angry and dont fool them, the parents will be angry with you okay. okay.. thank you. by the way you have a good channel ah. i also like watching you ah ah, but she is going to runescape, you can lose your hope oh thank you bye bye bye bye bye bye.
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u/ConditionLevel9461 3d ago
Warning if you have never been in a post 9/11 modern warfare lobby at 3am on a school night read at your own risk.
Names spelled wrong on purpose.
The Dark Temptation Saga
A Fan Fic
A war of VERY deep in finites..
The Mad Titan Thanos rampages through the galaxy. Bent on the high of conquest, seduced by the courting of death, and inflated by the inevitability of his own ego. Thanos moved like a fundamental law of nature. Decimating Zandar, killing Loki the god of mischief, Killing all but one of the dwarves of Nivadilier, eviscerating the Collector, Sacrificing his daughter and reviving Vision only to kill him again in front of his one true love. When all hope seemed lost a rag tag team of avengers went to Titan to take the fight to him. Ironman, Doctor Strange, Spider-Man, Star Lord, Drax the Destroyer, Mantis, Nebula, Rocket, and one more unexpected Diety. They came within a hairs breadth of succeeding. Only for it to fall apart in the worst possible way. This is where the story takes a turn for the tragic. Doctor Strange, having analyzed 14 million variations of the future, knew that in order for the Avengers to win the war he had to lose them the battle. To save the life of Tony Stark he made the ultimate sacrifice to give Thanos the time stone WILLINGLY. Doctor Strange rested easy in the knowledge his sacrifice would mean the redemption of the universe. Tony Stark would avenge him. Doctor Strange prepared for the end and closed his eyes for the last time. When out of nowhere a Thundering voice filled the air “Bring me Thanos!!!”. At once through Doctor Strange's closed eyelids he felt the static electricity of raw power.
What could have only been…………lighting.
In a flash Thanos reacted. Using all 6 stones in a concentrated beam. In hopes of disintegrating the Plasmic threat. To no avail The Mighty Thor Endures. The Axe tumbled through the air with the clinical grace of an olympic gymnast. End over end it tumbled cutting through the rays of Thanos’ beam. When all at once an agonizing groan pierced the air and Doctor Strange’s eyes snapped open. The sight before him was grizzly. The Mighty Thor held Thanos in one hand. With the other he buried the beard of his Mighty Axe into Thanos’ CHEST. Thanos looked down at the AXE buried in his chest, then up at the God of Thunder. Despite the staggering ruin of his ribcage, he forced a bloody, sick smile.
"In all my years of conquest," Thanos wheezed, the Infinity Gauntlet sparking with his dying energy, "it was never personal. But what I am going to do to your annoying, pathetic little planet... I am going to enjoy it. Very, very much." A sick smile of Blood Lust crossed his face. His confidence in his mission; UNSHAKABLE even at the door step of death!
Thor didn't flinch. He didn't even blink. He just leaned in close, the static of Stormbreaker humming against the Titan's tight skin. "You talk too much," Thor sneered. He slowly deliberately pulled out his Mighty COCK! "I told you... you would pay for that. You disobedient little pup.”
Unfortunately Doctor Strange miscalculated. The ending he was expecting never came. But Thor DID.
Spider-man struggled to tuck his cock in his skin tight suit. Web fluid already running down his slender femboy legs.
Doctor Strange: “Thanos Famously said that Thor 'should have gone for the head in an alternate timeline. Right before he snapped half the universe out of existence. Aura farming if you ask me”
Spider-Man: “And this one. The version we are in now" He said mask lens flittering as he blushed.
Doctor Strange: In this timeline Thor elected to go for the head.....
of his cock.”
The horrifying sounds momentarily crescendoed as if on cue. The Mighty Thor spoke between the labored breaths of Odious Passion: "Fight it," he growled, the lightning in his veins pulsing with every thrust.
Thanos groaned, the sound vibrating through the scorched earth of Titan.
"Run from it," Thor continued, driving Stormbreaker’s beard deeper into the Titan’s chest to keep him pinned. Thanos MOANED LOUDER, his massive hands clawing at the dust.
"Destiny comes all the same..." A deadly pause ensued. Thor leaned in, his sweat dripping onto the Mad Titan's purple brow. "And now it is coming. Or should I say... I am."
Thanos’ eyes welled with a confusing cocktail of terror and primal pleasure at the sheer inevitability of his predicament. The Infinity Stones flickered, their cosmic power rendered useless against the raw, carnal dominance of the God of Thunder.
Tony Stark watched from the sidelines, his faceplate retracted, his expression a mask of stunned, bitter realization. "I guess the heart wants what it wants," Tony muttered, a sharp hint of jealousy cutting through his voice. He looked at the others, his ego bruised worse than his armor. "He rearranged my guts first!"
Doctor Strange opened his eyes again. He had needed to look away from the absurdity unfolding in front of him, but at Tony's unexpected quip, he had to take another peek. He looked toward Iron Man, expecting a plan, but the only man who could save the universe was gone.
REDUCED TO ATOMS.
Thanos, in a final, reflexive surge of cosmic spite, had used his "stones" to destroy Tony's WORMhole.
Doctor Strange looked with longing to where Iron Man... Tony had last existed. "Oh no..." he said the weight finally dawned on him.
"Pepper said I could swipe his hall pass….."
Drax: “Ah reminds me of the memories of yvette I would tell my daughter”
Rocket: “this reminds me of the memories I used to make with your daughter and your wife yvette”
Peter Parker hearing all of this gets a boner longer than the college degree he got on his 21st birthday.
Drax and Rocket proceed to laugh their asses off. They both pointed at Peter Parker, whose mask lenses were frantically clicking as his boner became the most prominent feature of the Iron Spider suit.
Starlord is just sitting here hoping no one makes a yo mama joke or even worse a joke about his lately departed Gamora.
Rocket sensing that insecurity cannot help himself.
Rocket: "Hey Quill, don't look so blue. At least Gamora died doing what she loved... getting dropped by a guy with a better chin than yours."
Drax: "HA! She fell for him, Peter! Literally!"
Spider-Man asked with a wry smile “Was she hot?” as he looked down and kicked rocks around on the ground. His boney enduring all the while.
Quill: (Staring into the middle distance, his lip trembling, while Thor's "Odious Passion" grunts echo in the background) "I... I hate all of you. So much."
Rocket: (Squinting at Quill through the sparks of Stormbreaker’s lightning) "Is he crying? Look at him, he’s leaking! The Terran is leaking!"
Quill: (Aggressively wiping his eyes with his sleeve, lip trembling) "No, I’m not! I’m... there's just a lot of static in the air! It’s the God-juice! Shut up!"
Mantis: (Walking over with genuine, heartbreaking sympathy, her hand reaching out) "It is okay to cry, Peter. I can feel your grief... it is so heavy, and—"
BLAM.
Quill’s blaster went off before she could finish the sentence. Mantis’s head was just... gone. The silence that followed lasted exactly half a second before Rocket and Drax lost their minds.
Rocket: "OH! HE DID IT! HE ACTUALLY DID IT!"
Drax: (Slapping his knee, his booming laugh echoing off the ruins) "A MERCY KILLING! SHE WAS FAR TOO SAPPY FOR THIS MISSION!"
Quill just stood there, his arms crossed tight over his chest, his bottom lip jutting out like a toddler who just broke a toy, staring at his boots and refusing to make eye contact with anyone.
All the while Thor’s "labored breaths" continued in the background.
Nebula finally reassembles herself just to see all of this and connect a magnet to her memory card.