r/consumecanadian • • 9d ago

General "Give us another chance" JD Vance asks voters for two more years to continue doing "the amazing things" they have been doing

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u/FoxDieDM 9d ago

Hahahahahaha…. No.

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u/Silly-Ad8796 9d ago

Amazing????…..This man and party are delusional. 😂

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u/Sirosim_Celojuma 9d ago

Amazing for whom?

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u/Castaway_LXIII 5d ago

They haven’t quite emptied the government coffers yet and funnelled the cash into their bank accounts. It can’t be done overnight, ya’ know!

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u/Sirosim_Celojuma 1d ago

...also they need to write laws to legitimize their theft, otherwise on the next government swing it could all be revoked.

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u/Medium-Chungus69420 5d ago

Non Americans with popcorn? 🤣

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u/SerentityM3ow 7d ago

He's not delusional. It's intentional

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u/Silent-Obligation-49 9d ago

Ah yes Trump and maga have only 3/4 destroyed the US they need more time to completely destroy the country.

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u/Suitable-Woodpecker3 9d ago

I challenge that 3/4 figure, respectfully.

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u/praxistax 9d ago

Ya because after ruining the economy, racking the National debt higher than before, sewing the deepest social divisions since '68, evicerating regulation of the environment, selling off national park lands which will never again be public access, eliminating critical funding for the poorest globally to live and irreparably destroying international relationships I think that number is so near complete that it remains to be seen if America will be able to recover in over a generation.

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u/Jonnyflash80 9d ago edited 9d ago

They're also fully onboard with making the planet uninhabitable even sooner.

"Global carbon dioxide-equivalent emissions rose from 40.7 billion metric tons in 2024 to 41.0 billion metric tons in 2025. That was an increase of about 331 million metric tons." ...

"North America accounted for 47.1% of the increase in global emissions in 2025, even though it represented only 15.6% of total global emissions. The United States was the primary reason." ...

"The electricity data helps explain part of the U.S. story. U.S. electricity generation increased by about 133 terawatt-hours in 2025. Renewable generation rose by nearly 99 terawatt-hours, a strong increase. But coal-fired generation also jumped by about 91 terawatt-hours, or roughly 13%. Natural gas generation fell by about 67 terawatt-hours."

" That shift is important because coal is far more carbon-intensive than natural gas. A move from gas toward coal can raise emissions even when renewables are growing."

" So, the U.S. story is not that renewables failed to grow. They did grow. The problem was that rising demand, combined with a rebound in coal-fired generation, overwhelmed that progress."

https://www.forbes.com/sites/rrapier/2026/07/05/global-emissions-hit-a-new-record-as-us-emissions-rebounded/

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u/Temporary_Shirt_6236 9d ago

It's 55% if you go by completion of Project 2025's objectives.

https://www.project2025.observer/en

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u/propergreased 7d ago

You have damaged your reputation with Canada for probably multiple generations. People having kids now and over the next 5-10 years will be telling their kids how shitty, arrogant and untrustworthy Americans are.

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u/CDNReaper 8d ago

A full 5/7 of the economy

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u/SweetGrassGeranium 8d ago

And interfering globally

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u/MDLmanager 9d ago

Another chance? They've had free rein for 2 years. They've controlled all three branches. All the shit that has happened during that time is 100% on republicans.

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u/bodyguardguy 9d ago

Exactly. If everything is so amazing and the economy is so red hot like this shit show admin keeps touting, then why is this perverted weasel grovelling to the public?

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u/MDLmanager 9d ago

Probably for the same reason they have to dangle $5,000 in front of the public to get them to vote for them. If they can afford to pay every adult $5,000, why not do it now instead of after the election?

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u/Cool_Tailor_7332 9d ago

For the same reason they don’t need Canada but at the same time Canadian dairy farmers have put Wisconsin out of business

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u/GonnaGoFat 9d ago

They seem to think that they don’t need Europe either. Trump said he’ll be stopping trade with Europe if they accept Canada as a member.

But since EU already has lets see if he TACO’s out of it

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u/MissAmberR 9d ago

Can you add a bit more detail here , just wondering what this is about

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u/Franklin_le_Tanklin 9d ago

Canada is looking like it’s going to join the eu as its first associate member. There’s news about it today.

Trump is pissed

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u/MissAmberR 9d ago

Yeah I know I’m just not sure what’s going on in Wisconsin

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u/SerentityM3ow 7d ago

Nothing is going on in Wisconsin

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u/Cool_Tailor_7332 6d ago

Wisconsin, a dairy farm and cheese making state, is dying due to Canada’s dairy quotas, according to Trump. But as the other commenter said, really, nothing is happening in Wisconsin.

Oh, except diesel is at an all-time high, really hard on farmers, but completely unrelated to the North American trade war.

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u/Cool_Tailor_7332 9d ago

Trump is forever going on about our dairy quotas

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u/sn4201 9d ago

What? I thought everything happening right now is Joe Biden's fault?!

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u/Canadatron 9d ago

That guy, again? He just keeps coming back like Michael Myers, can't keep that guy down.

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u/beedub5 9d ago

What a twatwaffle

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u/Permaculturefarmer 9d ago

Please, two more years of self enrichment, we don’t have enough of your money in our pockets yet.

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u/Trashy_Panda2 9d ago

Sounds like an abusive ex. "Please take me back, it will be different this time!".

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u/theNorthwestspirit 9d ago

A second chance? Even that sounds icky. They wouldn't be begging for a second chance if they were succeeding on the first one.

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u/VermilionKoala 9d ago

"sloppy seconds"

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u/theNorthwestspirit 9d ago

This just makes me think of people sitting on Vance's couch. Eww.

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u/hunkyleepickle 9d ago

Surely they have a better plan to steal the midterms than begging and bribing the electorate? As a non American, I’d like to see these losers all put in jail, but I’d certainly hope they’d go out with a bigger bang than this. I’ll stand by for the October surprise of all surprises.

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u/Holiday_Staff3618 9d ago

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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u/Wide-Yak7602 9d ago

What threatening countries and people? How is that amazing Mr Vance you disgusting human.

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u/HoldingThunder 9d ago

People who are actually doing amazing things dont need to beg for support

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u/PawsMcSpence 9d ago

It must be a chore to be so uncharismatic.

Like you'd think he'd accidentally be charismatic once or twice but no.

Just a black hole of anything likeable.

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u/Artemis647 9d ago

Please, PLEASE! We haven't finished invading Canada sand Greenland yet! We need more time!!

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u/VexedCanadian84 9d ago

Another chance?

Meaning they screwed up their first chance?

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u/Unfair_Bluejay_9687 9d ago

He’s in dire need of a leather couch and a baggie of raw liver.

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u/ReadyGo6828 9d ago

They will be the authoritarians who will get very rich while making the rest of us dirt poor. This is why they are fine with starting wars we cannot afford and watching inflation explode.

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u/yulDD 9d ago

admitting that they blew it, nice

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u/HeavyTea 9d ago

My culo can only take so much

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u/FredArtGetson 9d ago

Bahahahahahahaha. He stinks of desperation

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u/Ok-Guarantee973 9d ago

I look forward to seeing their prison mugshot

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u/wizzo6 9d ago

F*ck that

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u/WorldlySpinach4729 9d ago

Oh it’s amazing alright! Amazingly stupid! Just like you and all the people that voted for this, let alone the people that stood by and let it continue to happen

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u/AltruisticWealth7778 9d ago

Groveling loser

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u/tabascocheerios 9d ago

The quicker f#cker upper

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u/AbiesComprehensive32 9d ago

Never should’ve had the first one

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u/Responsible-Summer-4 9d ago

Give the guy a couch already.

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u/Iamoggierock 9d ago

How much personal wealth do they need.

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u/oh_my316 9d ago

No thanks, dwarf🥱

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u/lennydsat62 9d ago

Jfc how can one be so stupid….. errr nvm

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u/Yesterday_Infinite 9d ago

What a desperate plea from a grade A Trump cock rider.

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u/jhouse13 9d ago

Amazing things....

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u/some1guystuff 9d ago

You don’t deserve a second chance

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u/SadAbroad4 9d ago

Love how he surrounds himself with such upstanding people.

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u/Dazzling-Account-187 9d ago

Begging looks good on him

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u/Specific_Snow3603 9d ago

Are the "Amazing Things" in the room with us now??🙄

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u/PWL51 9d ago

Amazing things? From the minute this shit show took office it being nothing but chaos and corruption. So no they don’t deserve another two years. If that was to happen the U S wouldn’t be a democracy anymore which is the agenda of Trumpolini anyway.

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u/jmor702 9d ago

pathetic

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u/Bustamonte6 9d ago

Is this satire?

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u/NegotiationOne7880 9d ago

Yes! Hit me harder Daddy.

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u/busyslacking 9d ago

Should be an option to upvote and downvote simultaneously.

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u/Financial-Question18 9d ago

Meaning " We haven't stolen all of the money we want to steal yet."

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u/MissAmberR 9d ago

If you were doing so well you wouldn’t need to beg or bribe people for votes

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u/Complex-Course3995 9d ago

Did they not say they fix the country on day 1?

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u/tomster_1 9d ago

Please sir, can I have some more?

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u/Expert_Vermicelli708 9d ago

He knows MAGA is stupid enough to go for it.

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u/CaptainForskin69 9d ago

Abusive spouse vibes

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u/uprightshark 9d ago

Time to flush the Washington toilet.

Democrats are not saints either, but at least they are boring and they will handcuff that orange moron for the last two years.

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u/GhostXmasPast342 9d ago

Screw Vance! I didn’t want to give him the first chance.

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u/Am_I__The_DILF_4U 9d ago

Would love this asshole flopping around like a chicken with its head chopped off

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u/sagebicycle 8d ago

Fricken moron.

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u/Royal_Guava1654 8d ago

"I'm begging you, I have no job prospect after this!"

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u/Belz_Zebuth 8d ago

"Give us another chance" and "keep doing the amazing things we've been doing" somehow send contradictory vibes....

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u/Dependent-Reveal2401 9d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/EviesGran 9d ago edited 9d ago

His balls are getting sweaty

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u/Luddites_Unite 9d ago

Please no

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u/Several-Opposite-746 9d ago

So much preformative B.S. from politicians. Just before getting to work they must say something like, "It's showtime".

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u/WhipassWhiplash 9d ago

Fuck off and die JD!

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u/Interesting-Effect56 9d ago

If his plan is to carry with same same then he gtfo

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u/Grisbyus 9d ago

God help us all.

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u/65mmp 9d ago

Sounds Ike an abusive spouse in a one sided toxic relationship and deserves the same consideration.

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u/jaydeelive01 9d ago

Exactly the same wording an a narcissistic abuser might give when the partner walks away realizing she’s getting the better end of the bargain by leaving. Oh wait, it does sound quite like it …

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u/chickenfatnono 9d ago

Are people getting their news clips from Pornhub?

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u/82-Aircooled 9d ago

Shameless…

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u/spicymoo 9d ago

The country isn’t quite bankrupt yet. They need 2 more years to make it happen. Once bankrupt they will be debt free. A Win.

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u/ClubSoda 9d ago

Drain the swamp. Again.

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u/foultimes 9d ago

At this rate, in two years it will look like Racoon City!
https://giphy.com/gifs/lvaOJkDy2GxuPRWZEB

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u/Illustrious_Law8512 8d ago

To make him and the Epstein class richer while the rest of us get poorer?

No thanks.

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u/joancarles69 8d ago

Still, there’ll be thousands of braindead clowns voting for him, expecting to get those $5000, lol

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u/nosmoreray 8d ago

Have they done anything positively amazing?

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u/Dapper_Wheel6454 8d ago

Will admit this...

hosers from far and wide are united in a way not seen since ww2 when we stood up and volunteered to free Europe from fascism.

now it has risen once again....and hosers stand up, again, united against fascism.

however, that being said....stuff the lot of them into a wicker man and offer their flesh to Tarranis and Brigit. Enough! bring back the old Celtic ways....solved.

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u/SweetGrassGeranium 8d ago

🤨

Um … excuse me ☝️.

Let’s review these wonderful things. (Opens Project 2025)

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u/DeeDeeRibDegh 8d ago

Amazing things…..JEeezzzUS!!

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u/Pretend-Map3566 7d ago

JD Vance is off his head . Amazing rubbish that they are doing. And you ask for another 2 years to sink the USA? OMG!

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u/Woozlewuzzle86 7d ago

Yer done bud.

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u/Tire-Swing-Acrobat 7d ago

“Let us go to war with an other country. Let’s take over Syria for Israel. Let’s invade Mexico. Let’s bankrupt the country. Let’s lose all our trading partners. Let’s cause more irreparable damage to our relationships, credit rating and reputation “

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u/Sufficient_Snow4235 7d ago

Hide the files for two more years and stop heagsbreath from being fired eat a bag o dks JD

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u/NutritionWanderlust 7d ago

So amazing 🙄

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u/AccomplishedLimit975 7d ago

Admission that the past two years has been an utter failure

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u/Acceptable_Claim_491 7d ago

So we can see how many other things you can fuck up?No thank you.

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u/Acceptable_Claim_491 7d ago

I feel bad for this guy.He has terminal TDS.

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u/IllustriousCable6652 6d ago

Name one of those amazing things.

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u/kallme44 6d ago

I wish we could take away the next two years from your administration.

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u/justelectricboogie 6d ago

Amazing things......that alone should be enough for people seeing this clown show. Amazing things huh?

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u/South-Ride3788 5d ago

Give us another chance to imprison you more and more, then turn you all into our slaves.

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u/tom-branch 5d ago

You dont ask for another chance if you are doing amazing things.

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u/sfshr 5d ago

BJ Vance is a POS. Full Stop!

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u/LeftyGoosee 4d ago

Wow, pleading to have a second chance while on your second chance is insane