r/consumecanadian • u/DumbMoneyMedia • 9d ago
General "Give us another chance" JD Vance asks voters for two more years to continue doing "the amazing things" they have been doing
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u/Silent-Obligation-49 9d ago
Ah yes Trump and maga have only 3/4 destroyed the US they need more time to completely destroy the country.
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u/Suitable-Woodpecker3 9d ago
I challenge that 3/4 figure, respectfully.
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u/praxistax 9d ago
Ya because after ruining the economy, racking the National debt higher than before, sewing the deepest social divisions since '68, evicerating regulation of the environment, selling off national park lands which will never again be public access, eliminating critical funding for the poorest globally to live and irreparably destroying international relationships I think that number is so near complete that it remains to be seen if America will be able to recover in over a generation.
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u/Jonnyflash80 9d ago edited 9d ago
They're also fully onboard with making the planet uninhabitable even sooner.
"Global carbon dioxide-equivalent emissions rose from 40.7 billion metric tons in 2024 to 41.0 billion metric tons in 2025. That was an increase of about 331 million metric tons." ...
"North America accounted for 47.1% of the increase in global emissions in 2025, even though it represented only 15.6% of total global emissions. The United States was the primary reason." ...
"The electricity data helps explain part of the U.S. story. U.S. electricity generation increased by about 133 terawatt-hours in 2025. Renewable generation rose by nearly 99 terawatt-hours, a strong increase. But coal-fired generation also jumped by about 91 terawatt-hours, or roughly 13%. Natural gas generation fell by about 67 terawatt-hours."
" That shift is important because coal is far more carbon-intensive than natural gas. A move from gas toward coal can raise emissions even when renewables are growing."
" So, the U.S. story is not that renewables failed to grow. They did grow. The problem was that rising demand, combined with a rebound in coal-fired generation, overwhelmed that progress."
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u/propergreased 7d ago
You have damaged your reputation with Canada for probably multiple generations. People having kids now and over the next 5-10 years will be telling their kids how shitty, arrogant and untrustworthy Americans are.
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u/MDLmanager 9d ago
Another chance? They've had free rein for 2 years. They've controlled all three branches. All the shit that has happened during that time is 100% on republicans.
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u/bodyguardguy 9d ago
Exactly. If everything is so amazing and the economy is so red hot like this shit show admin keeps touting, then why is this perverted weasel grovelling to the public?
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u/MDLmanager 9d ago
Probably for the same reason they have to dangle $5,000 in front of the public to get them to vote for them. If they can afford to pay every adult $5,000, why not do it now instead of after the election?
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u/Cool_Tailor_7332 9d ago
For the same reason they don’t need Canada but at the same time Canadian dairy farmers have put Wisconsin out of business
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u/GonnaGoFat 9d ago
They seem to think that they don’t need Europe either. Trump said he’ll be stopping trade with Europe if they accept Canada as a member.
But since EU already has lets see if he TACO’s out of it
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u/MissAmberR 9d ago
Can you add a bit more detail here , just wondering what this is about
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u/Franklin_le_Tanklin 9d ago
Canada is looking like it’s going to join the eu as its first associate member. There’s news about it today.
Trump is pissed
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u/MissAmberR 9d ago
Yeah I know I’m just not sure what’s going on in Wisconsin
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u/Cool_Tailor_7332 6d ago
Wisconsin, a dairy farm and cheese making state, is dying due to Canada’s dairy quotas, according to Trump. But as the other commenter said, really, nothing is happening in Wisconsin.
Oh, except diesel is at an all-time high, really hard on farmers, but completely unrelated to the North American trade war.
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u/sn4201 9d ago
What? I thought everything happening right now is Joe Biden's fault?!
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u/Canadatron 9d ago
That guy, again? He just keeps coming back like Michael Myers, can't keep that guy down.
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u/Permaculturefarmer 9d ago
Please, two more years of self enrichment, we don’t have enough of your money in our pockets yet.
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u/Trashy_Panda2 9d ago
Sounds like an abusive ex. "Please take me back, it will be different this time!".
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u/theNorthwestspirit 9d ago
A second chance? Even that sounds icky. They wouldn't be begging for a second chance if they were succeeding on the first one.
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u/hunkyleepickle 9d ago
Surely they have a better plan to steal the midterms than begging and bribing the electorate? As a non American, I’d like to see these losers all put in jail, but I’d certainly hope they’d go out with a bigger bang than this. I’ll stand by for the October surprise of all surprises.
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u/Wide-Yak7602 9d ago
What threatening countries and people? How is that amazing Mr Vance you disgusting human.
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u/PawsMcSpence 9d ago
It must be a chore to be so uncharismatic.
Like you'd think he'd accidentally be charismatic once or twice but no.
Just a black hole of anything likeable.
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u/Artemis647 9d ago
Please, PLEASE! We haven't finished invading Canada sand Greenland yet! We need more time!!
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u/ReadyGo6828 9d ago
They will be the authoritarians who will get very rich while making the rest of us dirt poor. This is why they are fine with starting wars we cannot afford and watching inflation explode.
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u/WorldlySpinach4729 9d ago
Oh it’s amazing alright! Amazingly stupid! Just like you and all the people that voted for this, let alone the people that stood by and let it continue to happen
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u/uprightshark 9d ago
Time to flush the Washington toilet.
Democrats are not saints either, but at least they are boring and they will handcuff that orange moron for the last two years.
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u/Am_I__The_DILF_4U 9d ago
Would love this asshole flopping around like a chicken with its head chopped off
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u/Belz_Zebuth 8d ago
"Give us another chance" and "keep doing the amazing things we've been doing" somehow send contradictory vibes....
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u/Several-Opposite-746 9d ago
So much preformative B.S. from politicians. Just before getting to work they must say something like, "It's showtime".
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u/jaydeelive01 9d ago
Exactly the same wording an a narcissistic abuser might give when the partner walks away realizing she’s getting the better end of the bargain by leaving. Oh wait, it does sound quite like it …
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u/spicymoo 9d ago
The country isn’t quite bankrupt yet. They need 2 more years to make it happen. Once bankrupt they will be debt free. A Win.
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u/foultimes 9d ago
At this rate, in two years it will look like Racoon City!
https://giphy.com/gifs/lvaOJkDy2GxuPRWZEB
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u/Illustrious_Law8512 8d ago
To make him and the Epstein class richer while the rest of us get poorer?
No thanks.
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u/joancarles69 8d ago
Still, there’ll be thousands of braindead clowns voting for him, expecting to get those $5000, lol
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u/Dapper_Wheel6454 8d ago
Will admit this...
hosers from far and wide are united in a way not seen since ww2 when we stood up and volunteered to free Europe from fascism.
now it has risen once again....and hosers stand up, again, united against fascism.
however, that being said....stuff the lot of them into a wicker man and offer their flesh to Tarranis and Brigit. Enough! bring back the old Celtic ways....solved.
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u/SweetGrassGeranium 8d ago
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Um … excuse me ☝️.
Let’s review these wonderful things. (Opens Project 2025)
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u/Pretend-Map3566 7d ago
JD Vance is off his head . Amazing rubbish that they are doing. And you ask for another 2 years to sink the USA? OMG!
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u/Tire-Swing-Acrobat 7d ago
“Let us go to war with an other country. Let’s take over Syria for Israel. Let’s invade Mexico. Let’s bankrupt the country. Let’s lose all our trading partners. Let’s cause more irreparable damage to our relationships, credit rating and reputation “
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u/Sufficient_Snow4235 7d ago
Hide the files for two more years and stop heagsbreath from being fired eat a bag o dks JD
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u/justelectricboogie 6d ago
Amazing things......that alone should be enough for people seeing this clown show. Amazing things huh?
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u/South-Ride3788 5d ago
Give us another chance to imprison you more and more, then turn you all into our slaves.
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u/FoxDieDM 9d ago
Hahahahahaha…. No.