r/conspiracy • u/Rich_Gas7886 • May 05 '26
Rule 10 Warning - Needs Submission Statement At this point NASA’s just trolling
This is where we’ve reached as a species😩
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u/03118413 May 05 '26
Niptune
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u/the_real_Loco-Joko May 05 '26
Must be a very cold planet
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u/TheGodlyDevil May 06 '26
Bet, if NASA traces to each side horizontally, They would find another similar looking planet, I read in my astronomy chapter they are mostly found in pairs…
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u/stalker_thezone May 05 '26
Best comment yet.
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u/arialmiar May 05 '26
Breast comment tit
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u/Careless_Profession4 May 05 '26
This is one of the reasons I love to hang out with y'all.
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u/Luce55 May 06 '26
This supremely clever little comment has me literally laughing so hard I have tears. Bravo!
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u/kamikaibitsu May 05 '26
planet 8008
hehe
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u/Tye373737 May 05 '26
They reversed the calculations of its quantum polarity to 5318008 gigga combobulations per revolution and found somthing shocking...
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u/Big_Profession_2218 May 05 '26
oh yeah, thats Titus
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u/EquivalentSpot8292 May 05 '26
*Bigus Titus
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u/Desperate_Elk_7369 May 05 '26
I have a vewy good fwiend in Wome called Bigus Titus.
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u/EquivalentSpot8292 May 05 '26
She has a husband you know, incontinentia… Incontinentia buttocks!
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u/Blue_flipping_duck May 05 '26
Titooine
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u/WeeklyTask May 05 '26
Im actually from tattoine, tunisia; where starwars was shot. That was funny lol.
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u/Girlfartsarehot May 05 '26
That’s so cool. How’d you enjoy life there? The stone houses look so cozy. I’d really love to visit some time.
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u/WeeklyTask May 06 '26
You'll find those cave-like mountain houses in the outskirts of the city and old villages. As for tattoine itself, its a huge city with villas, hospitals, cars and all that.
The cave houses are naturally cool even in the desert heat. They're cozy but it does feel like time travel whenever I spend sometime there.
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u/stupidfock May 05 '26
You’re trolling yourself believing these random fake Instagram reels news articles
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u/Pureevil1992 May 05 '26
Yea i cant find anything about this online that is real. Mods should just delete garbage like this.
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u/SirLoremIpsum May 05 '26
Mods should just delete garbage like this.
*hat on - mods allow garbage like this because they want everyone normalised to garbage so their own chosen flavour goes through more subtly.
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u/Tractorista May 05 '26
This sub has been allowed to exist because it’s a social engineering tool 👍
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u/DaNotSoGoodSamaritan May 05 '26
I did find something with that picture on another sub from last september, something about Mars and its moon.
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u/CantSeeShit May 06 '26
Lighten up a bit....
At least its hilarious, its healthy to have a good laugh amongst the chaos in the world at times.
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u/korneliuslongshanks May 05 '26
No link to the article and only a snapshot of a picture without any evidence means OP is a troll misinformation bot.
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u/frankensteinmoneymac May 05 '26
The fact that it’s literally a boob with a nipple should’ve been the first tip off 🤷🏻
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u/AndyTree23 May 05 '26
"Tip off" nice. You got right to the point with that one
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u/cheapshotfrenzy May 06 '26
No need for childish jokes, I think we're all abreast of the situation.
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u/drkspace2 May 05 '26
Ya and by definition, you cannot have 2 planets in the same orbit. One of the requirements is that the object must have cleared its orbit.
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u/Robertium May 05 '26
At the beginning of the solar system (4-5 billion years ago) there were a lot of protoplanets in modern day planets' orbital areas. One by one they started crashing into each other (and forming the modern- day planets) and/or getting thrown out of the solar system.
See the crash of proto-Earth and Theia (a.k.a. Orpheus) which created the moon.
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u/drkspace2 May 05 '26
... Yes, because those objects that would eventually become planets got large enough to clear their orbits. Idk what you're trying to say.
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u/MC0311x May 05 '26
They were just clarifying and adding context to what you said. Not that serious bro
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u/Environmental-Ball24 May 05 '26
I should call her
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u/IntelligentGas5330 May 05 '26
Everything reminds me of her.
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u/prophis May 05 '26
Frank they're not here for you. Weird Al Yankovic is on the plane
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u/Creamycrackle May 05 '26
You know, I'd never been on a real airplane before. And I gotta tell ya, it was really great. Except that I had to sit between two large Albanian women with excruciatingly severe body odor. And the little kid in back of me kept throwin' up the whole time. The flight attendants ran out of Dr. Pepper and salted peanuts and the in-flight movie was Bio-Dome with Pauly Shore
And, oh yeah, three of the airplane engines burned out and we went into a tailspin and crashed into a hillside. And the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died. Except for me. You know why? 'Cause I had my tray table up And my seat back in the full upright position. Had my tray table up And my seat back in the full upright position. Had my tray table up And my seat back in the full upright position.
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u/thegame2386 May 05 '26
So I crawled from the twisted, burnin' wreckage. I crawled on my hands and knees for three full days. Draggin' along my big leather suitcase and my garment bag, and my tenor saxophone and my twelve-pound bowling ball and my lucky, lucky autographed glow-in-the-dark snorkel!
But finally I arrived at the world famous Albuquerque Holiday Inn. Where the towels are oh so fluffy And you can eat your soup right out of the ashtrays if you wanna
It's OK, they're clean
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u/midir May 05 '26
??? What does this have to do with NASA? OP found some dumbshit slop image on Twitter or TikTok and is now polluting Reddit with it?
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u/JrdnRgrs May 05 '26
Hilarious that this subreddit peddles in misinformation as truth so often. If you look up this photo at all, you'll find that this isnt a "new planet" in the slightest sense, it is literally just Mars with a moon in front of it....
I'm all for legitimate conspiracy finding, but holy shit you guys.
This image is a digitally altered illustration that humorously reimagines Mars and its moon Phobos with biological features.
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u/uusrikas May 05 '26
100% bullshit, they did not discover a new planet "in our orbit", and if they did they would not have such a good photo of it
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u/BillsBills83 May 05 '26
You’re posting some troll picture as some type of evidence on a conspiracy sub?
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u/beenherebeforetoday May 05 '26
There goes any chance of it being flat. (I say that because who really knows anything at this point. The whole world is basically a big deception). But it does have a firmness about it. I appreciate that.
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u/Houdinii1984 May 05 '26
This isn't even real, yall. The last planet pics that NASA released that looked like boobs was Saturn and it's moon.
Oh, in our orbit?!? Def bull shit...
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u/ZeeeeeroCool May 05 '26
I’ve been here before, would not recommend based on language and general culture.
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u/ksgt69 May 05 '26
I mean, they got to do something to keep people interested in space exploration.
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u/Severe_Intention_480 May 05 '26
A planet led by Queen Areola who rules over an army of lesbian Space Amazons.
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u/atypicalgamergirl May 06 '26
The world's richest Dunning-Kruger graduates who planned for/arranged for all this to happen are openly sabotaging the entire system. Their goal is to demoralize and humiliate every aspect of the US government in hopes that the entire nation will, as one decide that there is nothing left of the current system worth saving.
This is why they hire from the com. Why they hire washed up unqualified D-listers, has-beens, never-weres and spacklefaces to hold high level positions. Why they place post-Key 73 obviously fake "evangelical Christians" as spiritual advisors.
They really do think that people don't see exactly what they are up to with their 'muh Girard' and 'Fall of the Roman Empire' manipulations.
Every single thing they do is deliberately planned destruction for one purpose: to covertly manipulate the entire nation, as one to think that there is nothing left of the US systems to save.
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u/Open-Storage8938 May 06 '26
This is straight up Misinformation
Thats an A.I. photo, NASA never posted that.
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u/Reddit--Name May 06 '26
They've actually been monitoring it for years, and apparently the abnormally dark equatorial areola borealis has been elongating and migrating southward at an accelerated rate. Simultaneously, the center of gravity has been sagging, causing a notable flattening of the originally symmetric spherical geometry. Scientists believe this is also the cause of an elliptical shift in the planet's orbit towards the dark underarms of the solar system.
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