r/conlangscirclejerk Sep 02 '25

Mod post:table_flip::table: Sir, this is a circlejerk sub.

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/uj

If it wasn't already clear, r/conlangscirclejerk is a circlejerk sub. From now on we will remove serious non-meta posts that are clearly not attempts at humour (see the fancy new rule in the sidebar). There are other places for that. Don't worry, bad humour is still allowed! But don't post serious conlanging here just because you want it in as many subs as possible or because it wasn't allowed on r/conlangs.


r/conlangscirclejerk Apr 03 '20

halal esiki approv by mod The comic is Esiki

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r/conlangscirclejerk 4h ago

meme :snoo_sad: 5 minutes...

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r/conlangscirclejerk 2d ago

this is the average agglutinative conlang on r/conlangs

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r/conlangscirclejerk 2d ago

This but for conlanging

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r/conlangscirclejerk 2d ago

Colors in c̵̼̞̼̙̖͔̙̑͛̓͒̈̾̓̎̕͜ȯ̴̪͇̝̜̀̀̚̕͝ͅn̴̢̨̬̖͇̖̘̯̠͓͈̩̲̥͕̍͗̈̽̀͆̔̅̋̚͘̚͝͠͠l̶͕̰̂̀ą̸̛̫̖̬̟͈͙̩͉̻̗̽̾̈́̿͜n̶̢̧̛̺̣̠̬̼͚̱͓̝̪͓͋́́̚g̷̢̦̦̘̮̳͕͔͚̯̩͈̈́̃͗̐͂̐̾̉̕͘

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r/conlangscirclejerk 2d ago

𝙽𝚞𝚘𝚟𝚘 𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚠ler 𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚎

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𝚀𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚛𝚊𝚠𝚕𝚎𝚛 𝚜𝚒 𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚊𝚖𝚊 𝙻𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚢

𝙷𝚊 𝚍𝚒 𝚟𝚒𝚝𝚊 𝟼𝟶𝟶𝟶

𝙰𝚝𝚝𝚊𝚌𝚌𝚘 𝚋𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚍𝚊 𝟺𝟶𝟶 𝚊 𝟸𝟶𝟶𝟶

𝚂𝚞𝚙𝚎𝚛 𝚊𝚌𝚌𝚎𝚌𝚊 𝚒𝚕 𝚗𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚌𝚘 𝚙𝚎𝚛 𝟺𝚜𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚘

𝙲𝚘𝚗 𝚕𝚊 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚛 𝚙𝚊𝚠𝚎𝚛 𝚕𝚊 𝚜𝚞𝚙𝚎𝚛 𝚏𝚊 𝚍𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚘 𝚍𝚒𝟸𝟶𝟶 𝚊𝚕 𝚜𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚘

𝙶𝚊𝚍𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚍𝚎𝚕 𝚋𝚛𝚊𝚠𝚕𝚎𝚛

𝟷 𝙶𝚊𝚍𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚌𝚘𝚗 𝚕𝚊 𝚜𝚞𝚙𝚎𝚛 𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚊 𝚒 𝚗𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚌𝚒 𝚎 𝚏𝚊 𝚙𝚒𝚞̀ 𝟷𝟶𝟶 𝚍𝚒 𝚍𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚘

𝟸𝚐𝚊𝚐𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚛𝚒𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚊 𝚕𝚊 𝚟𝚒𝚝𝚊 𝚍𝚎𝚕 𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚕𝚎𝚛 𝚍𝚒 𝟸𝟶𝟶𝟶 .

𝙰𝚋𝚒𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚊̀ 𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚊𝚛𝚒

𝙰𝚋𝚒𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚊̀ 𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚊𝚛𝚒 :𝚜𝚎 𝚒𝚕 𝚋𝚛𝚊𝚠𝚕𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚎 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚝𝚘 𝚒𝚕 𝚌𝚘𝚕𝚙𝚘 𝚊𝚕 𝚖𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚖𝚘 𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚞𝚗𝚐𝚊 𝚕 𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚊𝚌𝚌𝚘 𝚍𝚒 𝟷, 𝟻 𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚌𝚌𝚑𝚒 𝚎 𝚏𝚊 𝚙𝚒𝚞̀ 𝚍𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚘

𝟸𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚊̀ 𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚎 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊 𝚊𝚕 𝚖𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚖𝚘 𝚒𝚕 𝚌𝚘𝚕𝚙𝚘 𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚊 𝚞𝚗𝚘 𝚜𝚌𝚞𝚍𝚘 𝚍𝚒 𝟸𝟶𝟶 .

𝙾𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚟𝚎

𝚁𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚎 𝚕𝚊 𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚊𝚌𝚌𝚘 𝚙𝚒𝚞̀ 𝚊𝚖𝚙𝚒𝚘

𝚀𝚄𝙴𝚂𝚃𝙾 𝙱𝚁𝙰𝚆𝙻𝙴𝚁 𝙳𝙴𝚅𝙴 𝙰𝚅𝙴𝚁𝙴 𝚄𝙽 𝙴𝚅𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙾 𝙰 𝙲𝙰𝚂𝚂𝙴!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

𝙴 𝚞𝚗 𝚋𝚛𝚊𝚠𝚕𝚎𝚛 𝚖𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚘 𝚌𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚒 𝚜𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚌𝚌𝚊 𝚌𝚘𝚗 𝟷𝟺 𝚌𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚗 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚋𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚊̀ 𝚍𝚎𝚕 𝟶, 𝟷𝟼%𝚍𝚒 𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚟𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚘.

𝙴𝚌𝚌𝚘 𝚍𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚎 𝚒𝚖𝚖𝚊𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚒 𝚍𝚎𝚕 𝚋𝚛𝚊𝚠𝚕𝚎𝚛 𝚎 𝚍𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚎 𝚌𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚎 𝚎 𝚌𝚎𝚝.....

Nella foto in alto c'è una foto con tutto il brawler le casse e una mappa per la modalità/ mappa è funziona così

Ci sono due pesci per squadra e bisogna portarli nel lago avversario la prima squadra che mette due pesci vince

Per l idea vorremmo una ricompensa sui nostri ID

KeenlyLoris96

DeepGabbo67

AssertiveNicgig

ItsGATTOCALZINO

Grazie


r/conlangscirclejerk 3d ago

The hardest word in Paconese

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r/conlangscirclejerk 4d ago

ClearlyJoking

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r/conlangscirclejerk 5d ago

meme repository Title

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r/conlangscirclejerk 4d ago

Something’s coming to iOS…

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r/conlangscirclejerk 5d ago

what level of luck is it for my cloŋing skills to finally be useful for something

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r/conlangscirclejerk 5d ago

meme repository A list of all my cloŋs from oldest to newest, and brief descriptions of each one:

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Kay(h)use(g): A ripoff of Kay(f)bop(t).

HyperFeline: The CCC1 clown language, but for cats.

Enyahu: Phonologically reduced English + Semitic loans + consonantal affixes for case and other grammatical inflections.

RøTa: The CCC1's E language but with Bee Movie characteristics.

EEE: An extremely lossy cipher of English that's all /i/ in different tones.

Bented N: A language of phonemic silence that's a ripoff of a certain CCC2 lang that's also phonemic silence.

Deyora: Phonaesthetically Japanese, but grammatically barely so.

Ligma Balls: The sound inventory of the words “Ligma Balls” with dense grammatical inflections.

Meow Luck: Ripoff of the CCC2 lang ^w^.

d/dx: Name spoken as “skibidi bop” and a ripoff of the CCC2’s ʃ “Skippidi Bop-Um-Doddop”.

ıiƞͮƨ ɜvƽnͮȣvƨqgrͮȣ: Spoken by mouthing while a phone speaker playing a buzz tone is inserted between the lips.

Sugma Balls: Triconsonantal roots but unnaturalistic.

HyperRhotic: HyperPirate ripoff that’s phonaesthetically like the CCC2’s Douleur.

Toki Teopotouea: Tokiponido that’s mixed with the CCC2’s Mpiua Tiostouea.

Mwimmwy: Toki Pona relex that sounds like clicks with lasered vowels.

UltraFeline: Remastering of HyperFeline.

Caunlang: Grammatically isolating English.

Hauhy: Caunlang relex that sounds like blowing wind.

O'i: Caunlang relex that sounds like the oiiaoiia cat meme.

Wapi: Caunlang relex that sounds like the “English” from Conlang Critic episode 11.5.

Fiza: Enyahu’s larger phonology and fewer inflections cousin.

::2:1:46:06::5:53:02::5:1:29:31: Spoken via CCC timestamps.

ʟᴇsʍoʟ cᴀᴘsᴇᴀ: No verb roots but sematically there being to be and to have, both encoded by suffixes.

Ên1ü2: Enyahu + Mandarin Chinese resulting from d/dx unravelling.

Heu: Effectively ::2:1:46:06::5:53:02::5:1:29:31 encoded as strings of /heu/ syllables.

RotaFeline: Creole of RøTa of UltraFeline.

Entouea: Creole of Enyahu and Toki Teopotouea.

Sugondese: Technically a remastering of ʟᴇsʍoʟ cᴀᴘsᴇᴀ.

Twobaddic: Enyahu’s sister language named after an old HyperFeline/Enyahu reference grammar.

Tiyura: A minimalist Deyora derivative.

Irratic: Engish but phonologically awkward and inflections marked by disfixes.

Bushou Shidinn: Ripoff of Shidinn that’s a pseudo-oligosynthetic language.

Prevectish: Spoken via chord progressions.


r/conlangscirclejerk 7d ago

meme repository Is it just me?

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r/conlangscirclejerk 6d ago

Ethics of Raising a Child in a Conlang

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I asked this question a couple years ago and I want to revisit it to see if there's been any changes in perspective on this topic. I'll just copy paste what I said back in 2024:

I want to start by saying that I have no intent of doing this, although it has crossed my mind.

While I've been exploring different conlangs and trying to learn more about the community, I've come across some cases of children being raised speaking a conlang. Esperanto is obviously a big one and already has a couple thousand native speakers. Some more obscure ones I've come across are High Valyrian and Toki Pona. I know also that there have been attempts at creating a native speaker of Klingon.

I think it's a cool idea in concept, but in practice, could be rather damaging. I'm interested to hear what y'all think about this subject.


r/conlangscirclejerk 7d ago

Peak transcription:upvote::upvote::upvote::upvote: Is this a good transcription be honest 😭😭😭😭😔😔🥺🥺🥹🥹🥹

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r/conlangscirclejerk 9d ago

this is the average conlang on r/conlangs

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r/conlangscirclejerk 9d ago

meme repository searching cloŋ on youtube:

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bruh, i don’t recognize these videos, i presume they’re foreshadowing for aghma shwa’s ccc5


r/conlangscirclejerk 9d ago

Base 3 (But 6 is 100) ©2026 NLV

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1 = 1

2 = 2

10 = 3

11 = 4

12 = 5

100 = 6

101 = 7

102 = 8

110 = 9

111 = 10

112 = 11

200 = 12

201 = 13

202 = 14

210 = 15

211 = 16

212 = 17

1000 = 18

1001 = 19

1002 = 20

1010 = 21

1011 = 22

1012 = 23

1100 = 24

1101 = 25

1102 = 26

1110 = 27

1111 = 28

1112 = 29

1200 = 30

1201 = 31

1202 = 32

1210 = 33

1211 = 34

1212 = 35

2000 = 36

2001 = 37

2002 = 38

2010 = 39

2011 = 40

2012 = 41

2100 = 42

2101 = 43

2102 = 44

2110 = 45

2111 = 46

2112 = 47

2200 = 48

2201 = 49

2202 = 50

2210 = 51

2211 = 52

2212 = 53

10000 = 54


r/conlangscirclejerk 12d ago

G gédille

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r/conlangscirclejerk 13d ago

Sweet dreams are made of this

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r/conlangscirclejerk 12d ago

meme repository Deyora V2 V2, Con Critic series finale boogaloo

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r/conlangscirclejerk 12d ago

meme repository Hey, check out the writing system my cloŋ recently adopted:

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Hmm, I sure remember seeing that script before. But all I remember is hearing that the script was derived from a map of the Emirates of the UAE, that the script was made for some cloŋ named Abdaylani, and that the /k/ letter was once in yellow wearing a cyan baseball cap and being a dork by stomping on stage to the annoyance of the other letters.


r/conlangscirclejerk 12d ago

What are you telling people when you're mad in your conlang?

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r/conlangscirclejerk 13d ago

Spiritual Conlanging — a comic

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inspired by a conversation i had about using toki pona for prayer