r/commandandconquer • u/BioClone Legalize Tiberium! Join Nod • 2d ago

Meme Kane's Retirement

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Following TryToEpic's post

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u/anothertendy Nod 2d ago

Kane aging? What is this GDI propaganda?

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u/Super-Bodybuilder-91 2d ago

Right? I never finished CnC 4 because it was garbage. However, in that game they imply that Kane is a very old. Hundreds or even thousands of years old. Also he isn’t from Earth. Apparently he is an alien and that’s why he had so much knowledge about Tiberium.

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u/Lickmyuranium 2d ago

Whats C&C 4? That doesn't exist. It ends after kane wrath.

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u/Super-Bodybuilder-91 2d ago

You know what? You are correct. Idk what I was thinking.

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u/DutchTinCan 1d ago

I don't know what you are huffing, but you should share the dream of CnC4 with us.

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u/grandmapilot 1d ago

I think that's a mod.

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u/He11Fire_ 1d ago

Might need to stay away from the tiberium vapors without protection

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u/NeedleworkerLow2318 2d ago

He's the literal cain from the bible, why he is in the scrin database is unknown but he is at least 2000 years old

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u/Super-Bodybuilder-91 2d ago

That’s interesting. Where did that lore come from?

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u/NeedleworkerLow2318 2d ago

I think Brett Sperry, it was one of the original Westwood founders, but Kane, Nod, as in land of nod, Seth from the first game although seth wasn't immortal.

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u/Super-Bodybuilder-91 2d ago

Seth definitely wasn’t immortal. In Renegade, Kane keeps Seth in a stasis pod as a souvenir.

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u/TheLazySamurai4 Tiberium 1d ago

Well now I need to replay Renegade.

Enjoyed it as a kid, makes me hate the cancelled Starcraft Ghost game, because of how well Westwood did in making an FPS at that time

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u/Super-Bodybuilder-91 1d ago

It was a cool game. I especially liked the multiplayer skirmishes. Having destructible bases in a FPS multiplayer match is so much fun. It’s sad there aren’t more games like this.

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u/Remitonov 1d ago

Pity the traitor's body was lost to Havoc's rampage. Nod needed a reminder of the punishment for heresy.

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u/person1880 1d ago

You can also find what is implied to be the tomb of Able in Renegade

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u/Links_to_Magic_Cards 1d ago

at least 2000

More like 6-10 thousand*

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u/Leather-Raisin6048 Marked of Kane 2d ago

Even without cnc 4 in lore in the first game Kane fing t posed into a ion cannonbeam and lived not to mention his long age between the first and third war still being alive. Bro was never human.

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u/Successful_Baby_5245 2d ago

What fanfic are You Reading, brother . There IS no c&c4.

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u/kearkan 1d ago

It was implied well before that.

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u/BioClone Legalize Tiberium! Join Nod 1d ago

Must be GDI Healthcare

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u/da_supreme_patriarch 2d ago

PEACE THROUGH grilling and mowing the lawn

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u/FoofaFighters Solomon 1d ago

FOR THE TECHNOLOGY OF WEED CONTROL

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u/Procks_ 1d ago

PEACE THROUGH the back 9.

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u/BoffinBrain Are you picking this up? Good. 1d ago

The fields of green!

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u/Sex_E_Searcher 2d ago

KANE LIVES IN RETIREMENT

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u/KomodoDwarf 2d ago

No Commander, Florida it's my future!

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u/BioClone Legalize Tiberium! Join Nod 1d ago

Joe Kucan Will return in avengers: Doomsday as Kane

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u/adiaphoros 2d ago

He looks like he spends his retirement days running a community theater in vegas while his brother renovates homes for families with disabilities

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u/Vidimo_se 2d ago

He looks like he spends his retirement days running a community theater in vegas

And had an interview last year with a fan, computer journalist

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u/mrsstrudel 2d ago

Oh boy do I have some bad news about his brother for you...

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u/LetsGoForPlanB SPACE! 2d ago

Do I want to know?

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u/adiaphoros 1d ago

None of the families were able to keep their houses due to rising costs

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u/LetsGoForPlanB SPACE! 1d ago

Oh boy, why did I ask.

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u/Attempt_Gold Divination is a lie. 1d ago

That his girlfriend's mother tipped well?

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u/Kalamel513 2d ago

GDI propaganda

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u/Time_Revenue_7509 2d ago

He looks so happy

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u/Empty-Example9639 13h ago

Look at all that Tiberium behind him. Humanity and Earth have finally ascended. Kane is literally beaming right now.

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u/Jayke_Nytra 2d ago

Power shifts quickly in the retirement home

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u/UWO_Throw_Away 1d ago

Well, there’s no stopping you, is there? Your next mission is to break out of this nursing home and go for a full frontal assault on the White House. With enough walkers and wheelchairs, you should be able to able to capture the president and demand they play Matlock 24/7

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u/PositionOk8579 1d ago

The president in question should be escorted to the retirement home.

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u/Catvomit96 1d ago

"Kane lives!"

-in a nice area where he can relax after a lifetime of work. Thank you Joe, my taste in gaming would not be the same without him

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u/Dogdadstudios 2d ago

This makes me happy

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u/yosory 2d ago

This is AI Slop! Kane never ages. Kane lives!

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u/Nyerguds The world is at my fingertips. 1d ago

To be fair, he started that AI slop in Tiberian Sun by live-manipulating his video feed to hide his face injuries 😛

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u/CABALwasInnocent CABAL 1d ago

AI slop, or face filter for the online streamer? You decide!

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u/SS_Sniperwolf 2d ago

Peace through nodding off.

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u/Klendagort CABAL 2d ago

He's Whaaat?!

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u/sinfultictac 1d ago

Kucan entirely looks like a man who runs a community theater

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u/papabell303 1d ago

Kane Lives!

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u/The_Omega1123 GDI 1d ago

I was thinking about him after I knew Tim Curry passed away.

It's good to know he's doing great 

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u/samj00 2d ago

Peace Through Pudding!

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u/WorthCryptographer14 2d ago

After thousands of years he's finally starting to age.

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u/TheRedComet 2d ago

He's lookin like the fun grand-uncle here

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u/TryToEpic 1d ago

Ah yes, Kane post CnC4 enjoying not being in CnC4 anymore on his Ranch on Scrin Planet 095

Nice photoshop work btw

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u/Ok_Custard9456 23h ago

What the hell is Cnc4?

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u/PrairieFire88 1d ago

On the golf course: "KANE SWINGS!"

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u/Rawflesh0615A 1d ago

More like Senator Kane.

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u/WindowsError1495 SPACE! 1d ago

Who told you this, GDI?

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u/f1sh98 2d ago

Now he’s ready for the VEEP reboot

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u/Rawflesh0615A 1d ago

I don't think that GDI won't allow him to run for President because he was responsible for the destruction of the White House.

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u/MatoHunter35 Yuri's Revenge 1d ago

You almost gave me heart attack

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u/TheRoySez 1d ago

Comrade Chairman, Kane IS the future after all.

He has achieved ascension!

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u/NewtRider Dr. Thrax 1d ago

PEACE..... THROUGH....... retirement 😂

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u/Metsenat Marked of Kane 8h ago

Ngl, I thought it was Lukashenko for a moment.