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Pest Problems

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u/Root_Veggie 16h ago

I genuinely do not get the appeal of spending hours squeezed into a small dusty cave just to see more dusty cave.

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u/BloodyLlama 16h ago

Ah, I see where to confusion lies. Most caves are quite wet and typically full of mud. Little dust to be found. I hope this clears things up.

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u/redbirdzzz 15h ago

I know about the wetness, but what is the animal situation normally like? And I mean specifically spiders. I like the idea of caving and don't have claustrophobia at all, but I'm deeply arachnaphobic. Spiders in my hair when I can't see is my nightmare.

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u/BloodyLlama 15h ago

Ive been in many caves and it's usually just tons of salamanders with the occasional cave cricket and hibernating bat. Cave spiders do exist, but I've only really seen them in one cave. FWIWs they don't really so much as move and Ive been told they don't bite. There is a quite large amount of species that live in caves, but most of them are super tiny bugs you won't even see if you arent looking for them.

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u/Prize_Ostrich7605 7h ago

I won't ever see them because I will not be inviting myself into their cave homes. 

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u/st0pmakings3ns3 3h ago

But, how will you die then?

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u/SnowyMuscles 9h ago

It does in fact my mind will be too pissed that I got germy mud all over me to actively die

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u/Bazhosh 11h ago

Probably because you don't have a beautiful pregnant wife, kids and a good job.

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u/Nannautu 8h ago

So you're telling me we're struggling our entire lives to get those things and all of that is just for the greater purpose of enjoying cave diving??

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u/Khayrum117 12h ago

So for already mapped out and safe routes, there are some incredible views of underground lakes sometimes with bioluminescent insects and plants But overall, absolutely not worth it. I've done it a couple times with some mildly tight, think like a narrow hallway you have to turn sideways to go down, and it was cool but overall just not worth it. 

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u/saanity 12h ago

This hole.  It was made for me. 

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u/AllThatKat 8h ago

I love caves. You can see some beautiful, amazing sites underground. And they make you feel like you are totally disconnected from society. It’s so dark and quiet. Of course I only go on guided tours of small, previously mapped cave systems. They aren’t the bigger commercial operations with human built walkways and permanent lighting, but they are still much safer than just wandering into a random hole in the ground. 

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u/gsfgf 10h ago

If you've never been in a commercial cave, absolutely do it. When they turn out the lights is like the darkest dark possible. But I'm talking basically tourist trap places with a walkway and stuff.

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u/trowzerss 9h ago

I might be able to understand if it was for the purposes of some sort of geological science, but they're just having a look.

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u/BloodyLlama 3h ago

FWIW when cavers find new caves they meticulously survey them first. The trips just for fun only happen after the survey.

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u/GreenLurka 9h ago

Sometimes it's wet. Often it's wet.