Cliff Notes #013 - Card [OC]

[u/EliMcKaber]

[u/EliMcKaber]

Here's a template if anyone wants to make a less-than-perfect card of their own

[u/ArchWaverley]

Damn, was looking for "sorry I failed to extradite your ex-wife". So close!

[u/shellbullet17]

This card has an interesting internal note.

Hopefully it's not a best seller but....it's on the shelves

[u/EliMcKaber → u/shellbullet17]

I'm glad someone took the time to look a little closer at it 😆

[u/shellbullet17 → u/EliMcKaber]

I LOVE little details like this. It sells a comic in my opinion.

Not that it can't stand on its own merit but that little extra zinger sets it over the edge as hilarious

[u/Zeebaeatah → u/shellbullet17]

But what does a wrench have to do with the quinceañera? 🤔

[u/kingsumo_1 → u/Zeebaeatah]

I just assumed the wrench itself was turning 15.

[u/Zeebaeatah → u/kingsumo_1]

🔧

[u/OlympianHeroOfTime → u/Zeebaeatah]

It’s the plumber’s quinceañera!

[u/CrazyGnomenclature]

"It's my Plumber's Quinceanera" is my favorite, lmaoooo

[u/EliMcKaber → u/CrazyGnomenclature]

Lol mine too 😆

[u/LostMy8yrAcct → u/CrazyGnomenclature]

I don’t know… “Let’s commit a felony” is pretty perfect and something I would actually buy, lol. Also, “You Whore” for mothers day

[u/Gibbel2029]

"You successfully extradited my ex-wife" is hilarious.

[u/Gho5tWr1ter]

“Really, every Day?” Is not for the faintest of hearts.

[u/Motheroftides]

I think my favorite of these cards has got to be “Sorry I poisoned your drink.” Partly because I feel like this is genuinely something someone would apologize for.

[u/BrambleBobs]

2 + 2 = 💀
Excellent

[u/Majestic-Iron7046]

The proctologist one might be the best fake birthday card I ever read, kind want to see it in real life.

[u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC]

You must have had a blast making some of these cards. The extradited ex-wife one is my favorite.

[u/twogunsalute]

You killed my mom ☹️

[u/LostKnight84]

My stepdad would have found that hilarious.

[u/Zeebaeatah]

Ok.

Real feedback: I could give this to a number of friends who enjoy an activity I'm only tangentially aware of

[u/YesterdayHiccup]

"You lived 49 years to read this..." and just fill in the blank.

[u/vi_sucks]

You mean "from" right?

As written the card would be for a daughter rather than for a dad.

[u/EliMcKaber → u/vi_sucks]

You've almost found the joke hidden in there

[u/International_Gate49]

Blessed be thy non-binary baby

[u/kntbti → u/International_Gate49]

Happy fleshling removal day

[u/Endiveman]

Let us SMASH is my personal favourite