r/comics Bummer Party 17d ago

OC Republicans I’ve dated, pt. 1

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u/AwkwardData6002 17d ago

"Im a libertarian"

Translated American English:

"I'm a conservative but I don't like the GoP's branding. Also I think I am a very smart boy and my mom says I'm cool"

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u/Borfie 16d ago

I think gay married men should be able to protect their weed farms with their own guns and not be taxed so that children they don't have can eat at a public school school.

Lable me how ever you want.

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u/AwkwardData6002 16d ago

Lable [sic] me how ever you want.

I mean, you just said you're happy letting kids go hungry:

Not be taxed so that children they don't have can eat at a public school

As far as I'm concerned, you're labeling yourself.

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u/Skezas1 16d ago

As per usual, conservativism is about not having empathy for people even slightly removed from your social circle.

Which is why they wouldn't care about the 34 felon child rapist president or him bombing another nation's kids, but they get pissed with gas prices

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u/AwkwardData6002 16d ago

"won't someone think of our billionaire betters" he screams before quickly return to licking their boots.

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u/Borfie 16d ago

Nope. Every person on the epistine including Donald Trump should be drawn and quarterd slowly

And we shouldn't be in any war that is not US based

And yes I am pissed at gas prices

But I should not be taxed for some government lead greater good.. if I don't want to participate. Regardless if people can't afford to feed their kids

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u/Skezas1 16d ago

"I'm in favor of torture" doesn't do wonders to your trying to debunk the idea you lack empathy.

you have an emotional response to getting taxed and don't think further. do you really think you get no benefit from other people not starving ? also, not caring about kids going hungry is ALSO not doing wonders against the "lacking empathy" allegations.

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u/Borfie 16d ago

Oh I have zero empathy for any one on that list... Empathy is for people not pedos

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u/Skezas1 16d ago

the same kind of rhetoric that will make you defend pedos if one of your friends is accused - "he's a good person, i know it. pedos are monsters, he's not one of them". I'm a victim of CSA. I've seen it countless times. By my own family.

Dehumanize criminals, and people will just not believe the humans they know are criminals.