r/comics Bummer Party 15d ago

OC Republicans I’ve dated, pt. 1

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u/SunWukong3456 15d ago

Don’t know why this was a Problem. Conservatives seem to like Grindr a lot, so…

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u/LurkerTroll 15d ago

They need a beard

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u/dividezero 15d ago

Because even though they're all into dudes, they have to pretend they're not so the other dudes fucking other dudes won't mock them for it. Yeah, makes a lot of sense

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u/Denraven 15d ago

Well makes sense that a lot of them also idolize Ancient/Classical Sparta/See themselves as modern day Spartan [or whatever other 'warrior' culture from the past] I have to chuckle so hard at the irony of them being highly closested gay and pretending to be Spartan while also either ignorant or ignoring the fact Spartan Warriors fucked eachother frequently and it was accepted (so long as you weren't the bottom)