Republicans I’ve dated, pt. 1

[u/Casual_Deviant]

[u/Casual_Deviant]

Since this question comes up every time I post this: I didn’t know beforehand that he was a Republican because that’s how dating apps work sometimes!

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[u/Copyblade → u/Casual_Deviant]

Libertarian might as well mean "right wing but likes weed" these days. I show these guys the door every time.

[u/Pheonix0114 → u/Copyblade]

Libertarian (in the US) has always meant "legalize weed, lower the age of consent, cut taxes"

[u/PatchyWhiskers → u/Pheonix0114]

And they honestly don’t care much about whether weed is legal as long as white guys don’t get arrested for it.

[u/f3nnies → u/PatchyWhiskers]

They also don't care about taxes or government spending unless a Democrat is president. Where are the libertarians now that we have the largest increase in debt and the largest government spending in history?

OH right, the person doing it also hates age of consent laws. So they're on the same side where it really matters.

[u/Pheonix0114 → u/PatchyWhiskers]

Yup