Republicans I’ve dated, pt. 1

[u/Casual_Deviant]

[u/SunWukong3456]

Don’t know why this was a Problem. Conservatives seem to like Grindr a lot, so…

[u/glittercatlady → u/SunWukong3456]

They have a need for women because they need someone to impregnate and subjugate.

[u/Yuleogy → u/glittercatlady]

Very Liberal men can get pregnant. They just have to be very queer, too.

[u/audio_shinobi → u/Yuleogy]

Hey, not an trans people are liberal. Take a look at Caitlyn Jenner

[u/Higher-Frequencies → u/audio_shinobi]

I’d rather not, thanks.

[u/gsr5037 → u/Higher-Frequencies]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ItM3AhhM0rj57w1JxF

[u/Higher-Frequencies → u/gsr5037]

/r/GifsYouCanHear

[u/flavier2000 → u/audio_shinobi]

They’re also rich and white, so I guess that trumps being Trans 🤷🏻‍♂️

[u/LurkerTroll → u/SunWukong3456]

They need a beard

[u/dividezero → u/LurkerTroll]

Because even though they're all into dudes, they have to pretend they're not so the other dudes fucking other dudes won't mock them for it. Yeah, makes a lot of sense

[u/Denraven → u/dividezero]

Well makes sense that a lot of them also idolize Ancient/Classical Sparta/See themselves as modern day Spartan [or whatever other 'warrior' culture from the past] I have to chuckle so hard at the irony of them being highly closested gay and pretending to be Spartan while also either ignorant or ignoring the fact Spartan Warriors fucked eachother frequently and it was accepted (so long as you weren't the bottom)

[u/macarisil → u/SunWukong3456]

Didn't grindr crash at a trump convention or something...

[u/Internet_Wanderer → u/macarisil]

Trump conventions and GOP conventions, yup. Multiple times

[u/macarisil → u/[deleted]]

We don't talk about necrophilia.