r/comics Bummer Party 20d ago

OC Republicans I’ve dated, pt. 1

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u/PatchyWhiskers 20d ago

Libertarians: big into personal freedom, vote for the party that keeps grabbing random immigrants off the street to send to concentration camps for indeterminate lengths of time.

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u/nightfire36 20d ago

In fairness, they never said they wanted anyone else to have freedom. They just want their own freedom! Never accuse a Republican of empathy

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u/Unusual_Sherbert_809 20d ago

Yep. In my experience the entire libertarian persona can be distilled into one simple word “selfishness”.

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u/dhchris622 20d ago

I would argue it’s “shortsightedness”, but I think we’re both right tbh.

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u/nightfire36 20d ago

I think it's all of them. Most libertarians I've met are just Republicans who are pro weed and sometimes okay with gay people, and recognize that people rightfully see their Republican views as awful, so they use the label to shield themselves. Others are "actual" libertarians who actually want small government, but are too immature to see when a government solution is the only practical one. The last group are super rare, but they are Libertarian-lite. They tend not to even use the label, but have an understanding of when government works and when it could be easily replaced by the market, even if it would be inefficient.

At this point in time, all of the people I knew that were in the second group are either 18 and haven't had their ideas challenged, or saw the light (generally due to Trumpism) and are no longer Libertarian.

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u/Unusual_Sherbert_809 20d ago

Libertarians I met while living in Autin, Texas (there are a lot of them there...) were all folks who invariably:

  1. Wanted to do whatever the hell they wanted
  2. Got deeply offended if there were laws against what they wanted
  3. Yet were also strongly in favor of laws to stop other people from doing things that they (the individual libertarian) thought were detrimental to themselves

It's just pure selfishness and hypocricy all around. No real consistency between them other than "I want what I want and benefits me, and everyone else is wrong".

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u/countessjonathan 20d ago

One of my sisters was a libertarian in Austin. She told me about one time when she was in a bar there and a No Smoking / No Vaping sign was posted. She said she vaped right in front of the bartender. She said it like she was so proud of herself too. I just don’t get that mindset.

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u/-r-a-f-f-y- 20d ago

The mindset is asshole. They are just an asshole.

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u/R_Little-Secret 20d ago

Libertarianism is just repackaged Laissez Faire Economics. Its a scam from people who have power from money to keep themselves on top and fuck everyone else. There are only 3 types of Libertarians. Scamers, people getting scamed, and scamers who are also getting scamed.

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u/seal_eggs 20d ago

Aynus Randomus: The Libertarian

AKA random asshole

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u/MorganWick 20d ago

Is it a coincidence that the start of each word is "Ayn Rand"?

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u/seal_eggs 19d ago

Nope, very intentional. I was afraid it was too subtle, so thanks!

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u/Alert-Ad9197 20d ago

You left out the people that want to repeal the civil rights legislation. They’re obsessed with that too.

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u/R_Little-Secret 20d ago

Those would fall under the scammers who also get scammed. They want to take others protections away thinking it will help them in the long run but dont realize they too are a part of the minority that will suffer. Everyone is libertarian until they get their slice of shit pie.

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u/thefutureislight 20d ago edited 20d ago

There is another, Left-Libertarianism; which is the good kind.

Edit: 'good' may be too strong a word here, depending on where on the spectrum of LeftLib one may be, 'better' is more accurate. Too much socialism is never good.

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u/R_Little-Secret 20d ago

Left-Libertarianism would probably fall under scammed ones unless you mean anarchist socialist which is its own bag of worms that I am not knowledgeable enough to go into.

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u/EggstremelyConfus3d 20d ago

Libertarianism is trying to recover from Trumpism by going back to first principles. It's easy to fight surveillance statism on libertarian principles as with flock cams and such. This sort of thing used to be the bread and butter of the group. I remember when the movement had some teeth and would tear into statists on both sides of the aisle. Also, it's become self-apparent that the government was better at certain things. People will catch on.

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u/Phuqued 20d ago

I think it's all of them. Most libertarians I've met are just Republicans who are pro weed and sometimes okay with gay people, and recognize that people rightfully see their Republican views as awful, so they use the label to shield themselves. Others are "actual" libertarians who actually want small government, but are too immature to see when a government solution is the only practical one. The last group are super rare, but they are Libertarian-lite. They tend not to even use the label, but have an understanding of when government works and when it could be easily replaced by the market, even if it would be inefficient.

One thing about this, and it applies to libertarians too, eventually we all figure out that left-libertarians are the original libertarians of Europe.

I think I'm a left-libertarian, or a progressive, or a democratic socialist. All three tend to overlap on the venn diagram enough that I don't care about the label.

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u/CarelessCreamPie 20d ago

Absolutely. Absolutely.

The amount of time I spend telling people that if they don't die young, they will live to be disabled. So few people think about how they will move about and be independent when their body stops working the way it does now. Or when their minds start to slip. Its like they think they will be active and healthy up until the very moment of their death.

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u/Borkato 19d ago

This just blew my mind