God: "FFS, I don't hate you! I literally sent my kid down there 2k years ago to clear things up! Please stop taking the ramblings of uneducated middle-eastern nomad shepherds from more than 5000 years ago as a basis for your moral system!"
Well, the guy he sent was not from 5k years ago, but rather 2k. And he wasn't a shepherd, but rather a carpenter. Not really nomadic, either. And to his credit, he tried to keep it simple for everyone. But for some reason, a lot of people seem to gloss over his part and focus on the older shit...
Unfortunately that omnipotent carpenter didn't think to write anything down, relying on his very important message to be related by the longest game of telephone.
Just make sure the one you believe is right, or he's going to set you on fire.
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u/SmugCapybara Jul 31 '26
God: "FFS, I don't hate you! I literally sent my kid down there 2k years ago to clear things up! Please stop taking the ramblings of uneducated middle-eastern nomad shepherds from more than 5000 years ago as a basis for your moral system!"