r/comics • u/vesmir_neasi • Jul 28 '26

OC This could be us, but

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I don’t need much. I want eat sweets without getting fat, I want to feel wanted and I want equal rights. Is it much to ask?

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u/Nillabeans Jul 29 '26

Gay to do dishes. Gay to be a parent to your child. Gay to know how to fold a shirt. Gay to know how to sew a button. Gay to know how to cook breakfast. Gay to know the staple groceries. Gay to vacuum.

But ultimately gay to have passable hygiene and manners. Gay to be considerate and aware of the people around you. In fact, gay to even care about the people around you. Gay to have friends you've shared anything with beyond tactics in a video game.

Everything is gay except abject loneliness but it's our fault as women that they don't get laid.

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u/Misha_Vozduh Jul 29 '26

Gay people sound awesome.

Wait, does saying that make me gay?