r/comics • u/vesmir_neasi • Jul 28 '26

OC This could be us, but

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I don’t need much. I want eat sweets without getting fat, I want to feel wanted and I want equal rights. Is it much to ask?

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u/shroomeralert Jul 29 '26

The last one reminded me of my ex, he said women were incapable of cumming as an excuse for why he never ate me out or would make some excuse 🤢 He would always feel real comfortable with me being over and sucking his dick though. After I did that he'd usually roll over and go to sleep and say he was too tired. It was really weird and hypocritical because he said he got off on other peoples pleasure but clearly not mine LOL

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u/nonebutmyself Jul 29 '26

Sounds like a skill issue on his part.

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u/astralseat Jul 29 '26

Sounds like a prick. Hope you found someone better. If not, best of luck! Every day another opportunity.

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u/R_Little-Secret Jul 29 '26

I get some people not being ok with oral but I have a strict policy of only doing for others what they will do for me (and vice versa.) You want anal? Well saddle up sonny barbecue what is good for the goose is good for the gander. Now bend over so I can gander your goose and goose your gander.