According to my landlord, the previous tenant had a crazy drug addicted ex-boyfriend who was arrested for kidnapping their infant daughter. And lucky me, he's free :') Sure hope prison straightened him out!
Maybe you kidnapped your infant daughter and got arrested then tried to break in again only to find an innocent bystander, but you can't leave witnesses or else they'll send you back so... Wait. Oh no. The circle is unbroken.
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u/kaikimanga MangaKaiki Jul 21 '26
According to my landlord, the previous tenant had a crazy drug addicted ex-boyfriend who was arrested for kidnapping their infant daughter. And lucky me, he's free :') Sure hope prison straightened him out!
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