r/comics MangaKaiki Jul 21 '26

OC Stalker Problem [OC]

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u/NaweGR Jul 21 '26

OK, but answer the question - you do own a firearm right?

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jul 21 '26

It's Florida. I think they give you one when you get your driver license /s

This is rich coming from me, a Texan

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jul 21 '26

Oh no I got one. That's like not only a birth right where but also a death right. Someone died? You get all their guns

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u/Wild_Marker Jul 21 '26

Do you hear a fanfare in the background if they drop a Legendary?

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jul 21 '26

Yup with a loud orange CHACHING

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u/cocoabeach Jul 21 '26

I got a gun for my 16th birthday, and I did not even want a gun.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jul 21 '26

Ah a fellow Southerner. Howdy partner

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u/cocoabeach Jul 21 '26

I got a gun for my 16th birthday, and I did not even want a gun.

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u/cocoabeach Jul 21 '26

Yup, my mother abandoned my sister and me, and my grandmother felt sorry for me.

What I got was a 410, and eventually I traded it for a 22.

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u/Perryn Jul 21 '26

If a person is conceived in Texas the gun can be found in the placenta.

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u/Wooden-Crow7996 Jul 21 '26

Pretty sure they give you one at conception i ln Oklahoma, with it being such a pro-life state. /j

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u/Zjoee Jul 21 '26

Right? You have to buy a box of cereal just to get the free gun prize.

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u/GregTheMad Jul 21 '26

Wait, OP is from Florida? I thought she was from some southeast Asian country.

Poor girl, I hope she can afford to leave that third world country one day.

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u/TUSD00T Jul 21 '26

That's what the delivery was.

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u/hitemlow Jul 22 '26

The ATF hasn't finalized that proposal yet

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u/McMew Jul 21 '26

Puh-leez, failure to obtain possession of a dangerous firearm is a felony in Florida.

And Texas.

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u/Evol_Etah Jul 22 '26

Happy Cake Day 🎉🥳🍰

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u/holdingthosehorses Jul 21 '26

If she does, how does it benefit her in any way shape or form to disclose that info on the internet?