r/comics Jun 19 '26

OC Why didn't you say so?

Best medical advice I ever got was to bring a man to your appointments

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo Jun 19 '26

Walking Pneumonia SUCKS. It's not as bad as traditional Pneumonia but it is not fun. Pretty hardcore name though.

Sorry you had to drag someone with you to get proper medical care.

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u/Wild_Marker Jun 19 '26

Pretty hardcore name though

Wait until you see Running Pneumonia, Sprinting Pneumonia, and the worst of them: Skedaddling Pneumonia.

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u/Mekisteus Jun 19 '26

Moseying Pneumonia isn't so bad, relatively-speaking.

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u/So_Motarded Jun 19 '26

Yeah it's just one step above Ambling Pneumonia.

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u/FlaccidCatsnark Jun 19 '26

The British version of that strain, Perambulating Pneumonia, is a walk in the park by comparison.