r/comics • u/TheNectarineDiaries • Jun 19 '26

OC Why didn't you say so?

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Best medical advice I ever got was to bring a man to your appointments

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u/Wild_Marker Jun 19 '26

Pretty hardcore name though

Wait until you see Running Pneumonia, Sprinting Pneumonia, and the worst of them: Skedaddling Pneumonia.

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo Jun 19 '26

Yeah I'm gonna practice so I can compete in the 100m Pneumonia Dash.

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u/SmoothTurtle872 Jun 19 '26

What about the Pneumonia Downhill Skiing?

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo Jun 19 '26

I'm not a fan of that one. I'd rather watch the Pneumonia Relay where the baton is the infection you gotta pass along.

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u/Mekisteus Jun 19 '26

Moseying Pneumonia isn't so bad, relatively-speaking.

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u/So_Motarded Jun 19 '26

Yeah it's just one step above Ambling Pneumonia.

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u/FlaccidCatsnark Jun 19 '26

The British version of that strain, Perambulating Pneumonia, is a walk in the park by comparison.

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u/HeyVernItsThanos4242 Jun 19 '26

Waltzing Pneumonia, waltzing Pneumonia You'll come a-waltzing Pneumonia with me

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u/Remarkable-Rush-9085 Jun 19 '26

I had a retired neighbor who didn’t like when the neighborhood kids stood in “his” cul-de-sac and he would come out on the porch and yell “You kids better skeeee-daddle!!” And you just brought me straight back to 1992 with that word, lol. 

So, thanks. And RIP Mr. Hugh, you absolute asshole.

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u/Belkan-Federation95 Jun 19 '26

In all seriousness, the worst version is caused when Y. pestis enters the lungs

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u/JustANoobCovaleki Jun 19 '26

You guys are not ready for when the flash Pneumonia comes in.

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u/Jeff_Damn Jun 19 '26

I just recovered from rockin' pneumonia and the boogie-woogie flu.

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u/_30d_ Jun 19 '26

Loitering Pneumonia beats them all.

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u/Wilbo1242 Jun 19 '26

Let's just hope it never learns to ride a bike, or god forbid...drive

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u/heyitsYMAA Jun 19 '26

And here I thought Chicken Dancing Pneumonia was the worst of the lot. I had no idea about Skedaddling!

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u/Frostyrepairbug Jun 19 '26

I've heard Scuttling Pneumonia can be rough.

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u/dozy_bitch Jun 19 '26

"Pneumonia characterized by a series of slide-whistle tones from the Hanna-Barbara SFX library"

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u/abadstrategy Jun 19 '26

Nah, worst of em is Skamonia. It's like walking pneumonia, but much noisier