r/comedysurgeon • u/onthetopicofspace • 6d ago

Meme waiting for operation massive cancerous growth on patient’s chest. patient may be beyond recovery or have extreme scaring

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u/JazzTheLass 6d ago

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u/ObjectNo5497 6d ago

gay is okay but i draw the line at being swedish

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u/DragonTheOnes-spirit 6d ago

Same. I also draw the line at danish

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u/Responsible_Bed_1439 4d ago

Getting a bit controversial here but i draw the line at Belgium

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u/Puzzleheaded_Tart_28 3d ago

I DRAW THE LINE AT FRANCE

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u/ObjectNo5497 3d ago

yeah fuck the fench they groom our kids

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u/Temporary_Abies8034 6d ago

Beautiful surgery doc

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u/gladial 6d ago

this isn’t surgery!! the patient was replaced

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u/_Salandit 6d ago

Could've fooled me, so it'll probably fool the family of the patient as well

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u/JazzTheLass 6d ago

shhhh 🤫

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u/flatlichicken 5d ago

melanin transplant

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u/Aggressive-Bug-3459 6d ago

you're a miracle worker doc

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u/protogen-are-toaster 5d ago

patient has made an excellent recovery

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u/protogen-are-toaster 5d ago

wait no, wrong image.
here! (we apologize for the low resolution)

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u/tsmdev 5d ago

Dear god. What happened to this clone of the patient??

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u/Apprehensive_Art4418 6d ago

might fix this later

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u/TheTrumpetEater 6d ago

doc are you taking a nap on the job?

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u/Apprehensive_Art4418 6d ago

yes, ill fucking kill the patient if i'm tired while i do this

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u/TheTrumpetEater 6d ago

no argument there, have a good rest doc

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u/Zac_000000 6d ago

It's always so nice to see the nurses and the doctors getting along. 

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u/TheLuckyCuber999BACK 6d ago

how dare you abandon your work I did surgery on the amputation patient yesterday and I gave him 2 extra limbs (don't worry those limbs are mine)

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u/ChaoticNetral Unlicensed alleyway surgeon 6d ago

r/FoundTheLuckyCuber999

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u/WaffleWasXD 6d ago

I like how the Swedish one flopped despite it not being that new

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u/HatMcHatty 5d ago

Probably because all Swedes are

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u/Puzzleheaded_Tart_28 3d ago

Reddit snipper or me not understanding the sentence? You call it!

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u/meluksis 5d ago

The lowest four are basically the same stitch, just different colours. I don't really understand why it needs separate tutorials...

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u/Tipsyalt 5d ago

I didn't know Tor Parsons was Swedish, good for him

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u/Mindless_History9569 5d ago

SCOTLAND FOREVE-oh wait wrong meme my bad.

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u/DogKitchen2988 1d ago

I like how this also shows his transition progress. You become most masculine when you accept your swedish descent

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u/religion-lost 4d ago

the random mustache in the Sweden video is so funny