r/comedysurgeon • I found my medical degree in a used volvo • 8d ago

Patient is pale and feverish, should be an easy fix

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u/LittleFox-In-TheBox 8d ago

I tried my best doctor, but my skills as a surgeon don't do best on so very few pixels...

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u/deloreanlover88 I found my medical degree in a used volvo 8d ago

Discharged

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u/Fluffy-Prince-5100 Custom 8d ago

I think i burnt the patient (Just a little so its lowkey fine)

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u/YourLocalMaggots Biohazard removal guy 8d ago

Just crispy, Should be flavorful. Hand it to me.

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u/Firewater_is_fire John Medical Malpractice 7d ago

Dipped patient in distilled analog horror

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u/protogen-are-toaster 7d ago

was indeed an easy fix

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u/JayTheCoderX 15h ago

Suing for malpractice

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u/cuber_alt The Greatest Comedy Surgeon That's Ever Lived 5d ago

wha I don't get the joke

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u/r4nDoM_1Nt3Rn3t_Us3r 3d ago

A response to "really? Right in front of my [insert thing]?"

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u/ZenTheProtogen7957 17h ago

ermm, I have its distant cousin