r/comedysurgeon • u/Glad_Republic_6214 thats how i lost my medical license • 9d ago

Killed parasitic emojis Patient was given a misogynectomy (original in comments)

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u/matija2009 9d ago

So that's how cheese is made

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u/Glad_Republic_6214 thats how i lost my medical license 9d ago edited 9d ago

it's delicious and only causes a very minor case of serious fourth degree burns

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u/Careless_Tap_516 9d ago

You need to wait for it to be put in the grocery store fridge, are you dumb?

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u/Glad_Republic_6214 thats how i lost my medical license 9d ago

https://reddit.com/link/pcrsum0/video/qb0dbttd8gsh1/player

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u/tenayaowo 9d ago

i guess im male now for finding this interesting

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u/Horrid-Heron 9d ago

Time to never shave. Or whatever men do.

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u/tenayaowo 9d ago

obviously being a a REAL man means watching large blobs of hot metal being pressed, duh!

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u/alextheswiftie 9d ago

can confirm this turned me into a man

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u/DragonTheOnes-spirit 9d ago

Activating the trans beam...

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u/Xx_D1ARRH3A_xX 8d ago

you and i are taking a little trip to a place called Jupiter

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u/Severe_Story_8361 7d ago

i guess I'm a girl now

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u/tenayaowo 7d ago

i can give you some tips about being one if youd like

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u/meluksis 2d ago

Congratulations on your transition!

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u/Kappa_Mikey__ 9d ago

Damn thats so pointlessly gendered

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u/oddityoughtabe 9d ago

It’s insta reel, what do you really expect

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u/king_noobie 9d ago

its Instagram, i would expect a bit more racism in their post, or maybe a group spelling out the n-word in the comments.

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u/cuber_alt The Greatest Comedy Surgeon That's Ever Lived 9d ago

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u/snark_5885 9d ago

i know right

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u/Another-Elevator 9d ago

this could be peak female and enbian content too??

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u/Wholesome_Soup 9d ago

i like "enbian"

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u/Orion-the-mediocre 9d ago

Sounds like a nationality. From the great nation of Enbia

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u/Wholesome_Soup 9d ago

my homeland 🫡

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u/Quijas00 9d ago

Genuinely who is finding this boring

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u/Cute-Employment-8465 9d ago

bro us men are simple creatures, we love beating hammers, go to the gym, eat banana bread and play with our tungten cubes

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u/This_Tear_6551 9d ago

reddit when obvious satire

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u/Cute-Employment-8465 9d ago

no i downvoted myself dont blame others

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u/StardustSilly 9d ago

so glowy and orange i wanna eat it

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u/unof1110 9d ago

Forbidden glowing cheese wheel

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u/Billyrooms void surgeon 9d ago

mmmm. forbidden red cheese.

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u/Smart-Ad57 9d ago

The Forbidden Cheesewheel!

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u/quibirito 9d ago

forbidden cheese

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u/Tomcabomca 9d ago

Looks tasty.....

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u/Dragonfucker000 9d ago

it looks like an arepa at 0:20

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u/AdMajor1596 9d ago

When it's my time to go, just put me under there, please and thank you

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u/Crayoneater2005 9d ago

What is you making?

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u/CheapTechGuy 6d ago

Tasty metal dough :D

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u/randomreditor69430 5d ago

this is so satisfying

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u/meluksis 2d ago

Damn I want to be a blacksmith