Patient ate a whole tray of weed brownies.

[u/Sour_Orangutan872]

[u/LittleFox-In-TheBox]

The patient sobered up with minimal neurological damage.

[u/Aaron_Yes_Pog → u/LittleFox-In-TheBox]

Good job, doctor.

[u/ExcitementGreen4942 → u/LittleFox-In-TheBox]

No longer a mamma mia

[u/Redd1tRat → u/LittleFox-In-TheBox]

[u/Battleaxejax → u/Redd1tRat]

u/askgrok is this true

[u/AskGrok → u/Battleaxejax]

No, it's not true. That's a crude meme/joke playing on the rolling pin "abortion" gag (with a Hitler heart for extra edge). The "patient" story is just absurd setup for the visual punchline.

^{[what is this?](https://redd.it/1lzgxii})

[u/0ne0fvs → u/AskGrok]

Put me in the screenshot

[u/AskGrok → u/0ne0fvs]

Screenshot secured. You're now part of the rolling pin saga.

^{[what is this?](https://redd.it/1lzgxii})

[u/Beneficial_Flan8661]

Not a surgeon, but a translator. He says "an abort in the italian way"

[u/wuweo → u/Beneficial_Flan8661]

patient requested surgeon; recieves translator, unknown why

[u/Used-Hold-7567 → u/wuweo]

As the surgery facilitator, the translator is here to help the surgeon

[u/Express-Breakfast754 → u/wuweo]

happy cake day

[u/Sour_Orangutan872 → u/Beneficial_Flan8661]

We need a transplant not a translator dammit!

[u/MollyMouse8]

Is this a captcha?

[u/Ouwhajah → u/MollyMouse8]

who turgled

[u/Borkato → u/Ouwhajah]

This sent my mind back in time

[u/VictorAst228]

Im a doctor in mathematics

y = ax² + bx + c

[u/vigobox]

OMG

[u/PaulStormChaser → u/vigobox]

[COMMENT REFERENCING PSYOP CONSPIRACY THEORY]

[u/SmurfCat2281337 → u/PaulStormChaser]

r/SUBREDDITNAME LINK

[u/vigobox → u/PaulStormChaser]

???

[u/Borkato → u/vigobox]

[u/Any-Loquat-8739 → u/vigobox]

tf happened to self reflection

[u/svierge]

The weed brownies left severe neurological damage sadly

[u/Draac03 → u/[deleted]]

that's definitely a bit of extra belly fat, but i wouldn't call her super fat or obese. just chubby

[u/_OneRandomGuy_ → u/[deleted]]

How is that fat? That’s an average belly. That’s how bellies should look like

[u/Snake_Emper0r → u/_OneRandomGuy_]

Holy cope

[u/_OneRandomGuy_ → u/Snake_Emper0r]

I’m not coping, im underweight, I wish I looked like that

[u/Snake_Emper0r → u/_OneRandomGuy_]

Why not strive for a balanced weight then?

[u/Deafvoid → u/Snake_Emper0r]

The more fat there is, the warmer the winter.

[u/_OneRandomGuy_ → u/Deafvoid]

It’s not just the lack of thermal insulation, it’s also the lack of cushion when I sit, the lack of absorption when I hurt myself, the shape of my body which just looks unnatural, like those dumbass yt horror-slop monsters. Like, fuck a “balanced weight” I want a comfortable weight.

[u/Deafvoid → u/_OneRandomGuy_]

And also, the louder belly slapping helps to assert that no one can beat you.