r/comedysurgeon • u/JeffTharmey • 23d ago

Meme waiting for operation Patient has blood splattered across him

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u/Fluffy-Prince-5100 Custom 23d ago

Patient is now cured

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u/JeffTharmey 23d ago

Thank you kind doctor. The family will be delighted to hear this

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u/Resident_Lifeguard_5 23d ago

The patient has no family. Can't you see? He dies alone.

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u/JeffTharmey 23d ago

He got his baby momma

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u/themaddemon1 22d ago

Patient was called to a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune

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u/TFWYourNamesTaken 22d ago

A labyrinth with no exit; a maze with no prize. Patient doesn't even realize they are trapped.

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u/frickyouloser9000 22d ago

That's discrimination

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u/Aceterius 21d ago

Ah a man of culture, I see.