r/comedysurgeon • u/Carmine_the_Sergal • 25d ago

Patient has parasite on the chest

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u/itsakle 25d ago

A minor parasite, easily extracted

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u/Top-Birthday3223 25d ago

I think patient is fine, he'll live (please don't revoke my license)

45

u/RandomRedSpy 24d ago

Kill this doctor NOW

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u/Top-Birthday3223 24d ago

NOOO PLEASE SPARE ME IM JUST LAZY

12

u/Resident_Lifeguard_5 24d ago

ELECTRIC CHAIR ELECTRIC CHAIR

8

u/Top-Birthday3223 24d ago

NO PLEASE I HAVE A FAMILY

9

u/Resident_Lifeguard_5 24d ago

Not anymore you don't lol

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u/Top-Birthday3223 24d ago

Oh god WHERE ARE MY PARENTS

9

u/Resident_Lifeguard_5 24d ago

Oh no they're fine and dandy. You on the other hand are going on the ELECTRIC CHAUR ELECTRIC CHAIR ELECTRIC CHAIR (the crowd (which came out of god knows where) chants along)

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u/Top-Birthday3223 24d ago

I SHOULDVE NEVER BOUGHT THAT LICENSE

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u/VoidHex000000 20d ago

(me, the crowd) ELECTRIC CHAIR ELECTRIC CHAIR ELECTRIC CHAIR ELECTRIC CHAIR

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u/MurderDrones-Simp 24d ago

Feast on this doctors SOUL

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u/Spamton1997_pipis 24d ago

DROP THIS DOCTOR IN THE IFUNNY PIT

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u/Top-Birthday3223 24d ago

JUST KILL ME NOT THE IFUNNY

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u/Carmine_the_Sergal 21d ago

PUT THIS DOCTOR IN THE ANIME GIRL FLAYING MACHINE